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I'm becoming a sperm doner


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I'm currently applying to become a sperm donor.

 

I used to think the idea of giving up my piping hot DNA was kinda immoral and more than a little freaky...I mean, how weird would it be to see someone who looked just like me 20 years from now?

 

But, I think it will ensure my immortality in a way as my genes will live on in some families kid.

 

That and if I qualify, i can donate 3 times a week, $75 a pop. Not a bad way to supplement my income eh?

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

My brother did this 3 times a week for the few months Ricky Martin was famous. Latino sperm was in demand, and he made bank.

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Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 22 2006, 09:51 AM

that shit's a bitch to do...

 

no drugs

no sex

a commitment

 

- good luck

 

 

im seriously thinking of doing this

 

shit 75$ a session? 3 times a week?

 

thats an extra 225$ of income, im getting to the point where i might just take that up

 

 

 

 

but the no sex and no drugs, thats the ying to that yang or whatever

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Sounds like a great deal, until 18 years later and some kid knocks on your door wondering where all his past birthday presents are and how fucked up he is because of you.

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