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I'm becoming a sperm doner

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I'm currently applying to become a sperm donor.

    I used to think the idea of giving up my piping hot DNA was kinda immoral and more than a little freaky...I mean, how weird would it be to see someone who looked just like me 20 years from now?

    But, I think it will ensure my immortality in a way as my genes will live on in some families kid.

    That and if I qualify, i can donate 3 times a week, $75 a pop. Not a bad way to supplement my income eh?
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    we have enough problems inthis world...








































    haha

    we should open up a team handsome sperm bank, oh and a handsomettes egg bank as well

    we can breed an incredibly handsome race
     
  3. AlwaysBombin

    AlwaysBombin Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 1,090 Likes Received: 0
    I wanna be a sperm donor..what kinda shit is involved in the application process?

    I figure if I'm gunna do it anyways, might as well be paid, yahmean?
     
  4. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    that shit's a bitch to do...

    no drugs
    no sex
    a commitment

    - good luck
     
  5. AlwaysBombin

    AlwaysBombin Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 1,090 Likes Received: 0
    Well I don't do drugs, but no sex? What the fuck? How would they even know?
     
  6. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I've thought about donating as well...then I thought about a hundred different little me's running around and I got scared. I can't unleash that kind of infestation on society...it just wouldn't be right.
     
  7. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    they can find out anything if they have access to the wangage


    anything
     
  8. My brother did this 3 times a week for the few months Ricky Martin was famous. Latino sperm was in demand, and he made bank.
     
  9. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    Thats funny mams.

    Id like to do this, just for the only the fittest type instinct. If I had mad kids through different women, its almost like Im an Alpha-Man.
     
  10. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    like...what?
     
  11. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Haha, yea it is the ultimate way to have loads of kids on the cheap.
     
  12. THANKYOU

    THANKYOU Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2005 Messages: 2,772 Likes Received: 21
    you get $75 fucking bucks a session and can go up to 3 times a week to jerk off in a cup?

    i love jerking off and if i could get paid for it, that would be ill...

    ill have like 2 billion crazy kids out there...

    i need to go sign up for real
     
  13. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272

    im seriously thinking of doing this

    shit 75$ a session? 3 times a week?

    thats an extra 225$ of income, im getting to the point where i might just take that up




    but the no sex and no drugs, thats the ying to that yang or whatever
     
  14. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Member

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  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    yeah....$75 bucks a session...usually 3 times a week

    So, do they do the whole drug screening thing?
     
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