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i'm a genius for 5 minutes right after i nut.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i'm a genius for 5 minutes right after i nut. i'm not talking about pounding one out on your own tho, i'm talking the good kind of nut. the kind that goes in or on a female.

    it's as if those couple minutes right after busting are the only minutes of clarity i have. the only time i'm not thinking about getting my dick wet, is right after i get my dick wet. I've also noticed that during that moment of clarity, a flood of non sexual thoughts pour into my head. it kind of sucks. it's like coming down off of speedy drugs. you ask yourself, "how could i have felt so good 5 minutes ago and so painfully normal and boring right now?" it's obviously much worse if you don't really like the girl you're sleeping with. if you like the girl, it's nice, but for me it's still an unwelcome crash back to reality.

    for the last month or so at work i've been designing these ninja action figures. so i've had ninjas on my mind quite a bit lately. last night, after rocking my girls' world as i always do, real life crashes back into my brain and i'm instantly thinking about work. i'm looking at my girlfriend's tits, thinking about ninjas, and i have an epiphany...

    i should design a ninja bitch action figure! now, i know this isn't particularly exciting or anything. i just think it's interesting the weird shit that pops into your head once you unload.

    so does this only happen to me? what random thoughts pop into your head after you nut-ola?
     
  2. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Can you hook up a job designing action figures? If not I'm getting a job at RGIS doing inventory for $7 an hour.
     
  3. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    HAAH! I always say that shit! That’s why it’s so important to nut, know what I’m saying? “Once I nut, I don’t want her next to me!” Everything is like buttersoft leather for those few moments.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you're not alone.

    i lose all will to speak for at least 2 hours after sex. i dunno why
     
  5. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i dunno. i'll think about it right after i nut tonight. that's the only way i can answer your question witht the clarity it deserves.
     
  6. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    quite possibly the best fucking thread title ever.
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    but if you think about in your non-sex-thoughts time, how are you going to reply with "suck my dick, this is my gig chump!"?
     
  8. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Check the thread i just made, it might possibly be the solution to all your problems.
     
  9. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    Sounds like you're a sex addict.
     
  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Very carefully, cock.

    :D :eek:
     
  11. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i don't put my penis inside anything that isn't alive. now that still leaves plenty of room for bizarre cock receptacles, but i'm just sayin.
     
  12. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i will agree that i am addicted to all forms of escaping reality. from drugs to women. reading books to playing video games. i'm a big fan of anything that makes me forget about real life.
     
  13. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    "Damn I need to smoke a sqaure"
     
  14. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    mmm....dumplings :yum:
     
  15. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Dammit - ewwww!



    I hear you on the escape thing. Smoking weed and vegging out on the couch for 4 hours watching cartoons is nice, too. But sex in a women’s bathroom stall is niiice.
     
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