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i'm a genius for 5 minutes right after i nut.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

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    i'm a genius for 5 minutes right after i nut.

    Discussion started by duh-rye-won - Jun 18, 2004

    i'm a genius for 5 minutes right after i nut. i'm not talking about pounding one out on your own tho, i'm talking the good kind of nut. the kind that goes in or on a female.

    it's as if those couple minutes right after busting are the only minutes of clarity i have. the only time i'm not thinking about getting my dick wet, is right after i get my dick wet. I've also noticed that during that moment of clarity, a flood of non sexual thoughts pour into my head. it kind of sucks. it's like coming down off of speedy drugs. you ask yourself, "how could i have felt so good 5 minutes ago and so painfully normal and boring right now?" it's obviously much worse if you don't really like the girl you're sleeping with. if you like the girl, it's nice, but for me it's still an unwelcome crash back to reality.

    for the last month or so at work i've been designing these ninja action figures. so i've had ninjas on my mind quite a bit lately. last night, after rocking my girls' world as i always do, real life crashes back into my brain and i'm instantly thinking about work. i'm looking at my girlfriend's tits, thinking about ninjas, and i have an epiphany...

    i should design a ninja bitch action figure! now, i know this isn't particularly exciting or anything. i just think it's interesting the weird shit that pops into your head once you unload.

    so does this only happen to me? what random thoughts pop into your head after you nut-ola?
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    Can you hook up a job designing action figures? If not I'm getting a job at RGIS doing inventory for $7 an hour.
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    HAAH! I always say that shit! That’s why it’s so important to nut, know what I’m saying? “Once I nut, I don’t want her next to me!” Everything is like buttersoft leather for those few moments.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    you're not alone.

    i lose all will to speak for at least 2 hours after sex. i dunno why
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    i dunno. i'll think about it right after i nut tonight. that's the only way i can answer your question witht the clarity it deserves.
     
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    quite possibly the best fucking thread title ever.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    but if you think about in your non-sex-thoughts time, how are you going to reply with "suck my dick, this is my gig chump!"?
     
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    High Priest - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    Check the thread i just made, it might possibly be the solution to all your problems.
     
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    Sounds like you're a sex addict.
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    Very carefully, cock.

    :D :eek:
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    i don't put my penis inside anything that isn't alive. now that still leaves plenty of room for bizarre cock receptacles, but i'm just sayin.
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    i will agree that i am addicted to all forms of escaping reality. from drugs to women. reading books to playing video games. i'm a big fan of anything that makes me forget about real life.
     
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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    "Damn I need to smoke a sqaure"
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    *believe*

    mmm....dumplings :yum:
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    Dammit - ewwww!



    I hear you on the escape thing. Smoking weed and vegging out on the couch for 4 hours watching cartoons is nice, too. But sex in a women’s bathroom stall is niiice.
     
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