imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 What'd I do this week? I fuckin signed up for bartending school. Bailed on a date with wifey. Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45. Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night. Strong-armed some asshole. Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on. I am the toughest person there is. Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport? I fuckin am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD@Jun 24 2005, 12:31 AM What'd I do this week? I fuckin signed up for bartending school. Bailed on a date with wifey. Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45. Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night. Strong-armed some asshole. Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on. I am the toughest person there is. Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport? I fuckin am. Quoted post I seriously am a huge dickhead. Like, I'm too fuckin lazy to drive in the rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Hey look, I'm a 21 year-old and this is the type of shit I do at house parties when my girlfriend isn't around. I belong in a hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 You've gotta admit..... I point a nice finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Hey some more bullshit! I took these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 HAHAHHA IS THIS A BLOG! RAPE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 HERE IS ME WITH MY DICK OUT. Yeah, that is the sort of classy act that I am. Today I had my toes in the sand and my prick in my hand. I miss wifey. She interns in Seacaucus, NJ now. ok that was a little much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 hey I hope you guys aren't annoyed by my antics right now. I'm drunk and I just feel like venting. Does that make me a bad guy? I hope not. If I'm coming off as a prick then I'm sorry. I had a nice talk today with some strangers. I love you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 get some sleep, kid. don't worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 This was over in Portugal. I swam out to this awesome sandbar today and me and the lifegaurd were chatting about Brazil. Quite disappointed the Rio trip got scrapped. It's all love though baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Originally posted by CinchedWaist@Jun 24 2005, 12:48 AM get some sleep, kid. don't worry about it. Quoted post I'll try. In all honesty, this reply was comforting. A little rub on the back is just what the doctor ordered right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Anyone like that new 101.1? JackFM or some nonsense? It's a new New York station. This is a cat on a castle wall. I like this picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 MY BESTEST BUD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 A funny girl. I'm sorry for being so talkative & being Mr. Post-Somanypics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 I like this one alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 yeah...drink some water, throw up, and go to bed. well, depending on how drunk you are. most important part is going to bed. and not drunk dialing...man. dont touch the phone whatever you do. jesus. but see, sometimes its like the phone wants you to drunk dial. like it got into your hands, and you dont even know how it got there. like you were about to pass out, and the phone jumped off the table, walked over to your bed and placed a long distance phone call before lying in your hand. suddenly youre on the phone with an ex an you dont know how it happened and dont know how to get out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 This trolley ran through the heart of Lisbon. I met a girl at Disney World and had sex with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 I suck. Drunk dialing? Bush league baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 I call this one "80 cunts on a cob." "His substance is terrific but his attitude will get him nowhere!" -some bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 whats bush league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 bush league is slang for "novice" or "non-extraordinary" However, I didn't mean it in a derogatory manner towards yourself. I think you're nice and I'm gonna post a picture of me dedicated to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 does it have soup in it? i like soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 I behave in an asinine manner. At all times. Does that make you hot and/or horny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 you have accomplished creating a thread about yourself, and replying to your own thread 90% of the way. thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Originally posted by sarcasm@Jun 24 2005, 01:23 AM you have accomplished creating a thread about yourself, and replying to your own thread 90% of the way. thumbs up Quoted post I seriously deserve to die. This whole thread was about berating myself. I hate myself and think I'm a piece of shit. I encourage you to think the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 buffalo wings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 i hardly think of you as a piece of shit. go get some sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 *pointless reply cos i can't think of anything better to acknowledge that "eye woz ere" number 455857871 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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