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What'd I do this week?

 

I fuckin signed up for bartending school.

 

Bailed on a date with wifey.

 

Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45.

 

Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night.

 

Strong-armed some asshole.

 

Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on.

 

 

I am the toughest person there is.

 

 

 

Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport?

 

I fuckin am.

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Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD@Jun 24 2005, 12:31 AM

What'd I do this week?

 

I fuckin signed up for bartending school.

 

Bailed on a date with wifey.

 

Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45.

 

Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night.

 

Strong-armed some asshole.

 

Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on.

 

 

I am the toughest person there is.

 

 

 

Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport?

 

I fuckin am.

 

 

I seriously am a huge dickhead.

 

 

Like, I'm too fuckin lazy to drive in the rain?

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yeah...drink some water, throw up, and go to bed. well, depending on how drunk you are. most important part is going to bed. and not drunk dialing...man. dont touch the phone whatever you do. jesus.

 

but see, sometimes its like the phone wants you to drunk dial. like it got into your hands, and you dont even know how it got there. like you were about to pass out, and the phone jumped off the table, walked over to your bed and placed a long distance phone call before lying in your hand. suddenly youre on the phone with an ex an you dont know how it happened and dont know how to get out of it.

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Originally posted by sarcasm@Jun 24 2005, 01:23 AM

you have accomplished creating a thread about yourself, and replying to your own thread 90% of the way. thumbs up

 

I seriously deserve to die.

 

This whole thread was about berating myself.

 

 

I hate myself and think I'm a piece of shit.

 

I encourage you to think the same.

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