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got home from work where I had cut my finger open, blood everywhere.

run to my bathroom to toss on a fresh bandages, sit my ass on the toilet w/o checking and bam my whole ass made it into the toilet. fresh urine stained work pants.

 

moral of the story; if you don't put the toilet seat down for your woman do it for yourself

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Ill tell what would have sucked even WORSE IF SOMEONE HADNT FLUSHED THE TOILET AFTER TAKING A HUGE SHIT IN THERE. Now read that and count yourself lucky. HAHAHA anyways CLEAN YOURSELF UP.................

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Originally posted by Armenhammer

:lol: you should get a darwin award!

 

ah yes, the infamous darwin award...

 

 

BUT....hes not eligible....unless he sterilized himself in this process, which i doubt..

 

otherwise, hes just a weaker element in the gene pool, but still present nevertheless.....

wheres the life guard at when you need him?

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