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i'm a dumb bitch.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by non-hetero, Jun 25, 2002.

  1. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    got home from work where I had cut my finger open, blood everywhere.
    run to my bathroom to toss on a fresh bandages, sit my ass on the toilet w/o checking and bam my whole ass made it into the toilet. fresh urine stained work pants.

    moral of the story; if you don't put the toilet seat down for your woman do it for yourself
  2. ilikeskulls.

    ilikeskulls. Guest

  3. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    that's why you should always have the toilet down. :)
  4. sneak

    sneak Guest

    conclusive proof why women r shit
  5. Stapler

    Stapler Guest

    Ill tell what would have sucked even WORSE IF SOMEONE HADNT FLUSHED THE TOILET AFTER TAKING A HUGE SHIT IN THERE. Now read that and count yourself lucky. HAHAHA anyways CLEAN YOURSELF UP.................
  6. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    :lol: you should get a darwin award!
  7. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
    wow, you're real slick................
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    question...was it your urine in the toilet?
  9. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    ah yes, the infamous darwin award...

    BUT....hes not eligible....unless he sterilized himself in this process, which i doubt..

    otherwise, hes just a weaker element in the gene pool, but still present nevertheless.....
    wheres the life guard at when you need him?
  10. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1

  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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