Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/front.jpg'> Welcome back, its been a while since our last lesson and times are getting harder... + Lesson 2 + .Car Attack. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame1.jpg'> Situation: Two naive, yet very dangerous men, are about to attack you while you're in the car. One man is about to open the door and crack your skull open with a stick as the second awaits for his revenge ...like driving british cars wasnt a bitch to begin with http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame2.jpg'> Reaction: Right when dude will open the door, you'll deliver a backside kick right in his bubonic area...Lets see how exactly that gets done: http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/wonk2.gif'> Make sure you're wearing a decent-matching pair of socks...victoria beckham is watching the scene from her window... http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame3.jpg'> Your amazing kick sure was effective but you'd be almost humiliated if your enemies were so weak, most likely it'll just push the dude away from the door, giving you the chance to exit the car and proceed to further ass kickin http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame4.jpg'> You may gained some time but still your exit must be fast and sophisticated (refer to diagram) http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame5.jpg'> Dude is ready to attack you once more, your correct footstep proccedure gives you the motion dynamic to act properly http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame6.jpg'> At this point you play your last footsteps, gaining a good stance against the fool (refer to diagram) he thinks you'll try to hit him before he does...but he cant see the iron fist, ready for action... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame7.jpg'> To his surpise, you block his arm with your right hand as he realises that the left doomfist is about to terminate...not yet fool..not yet http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame8.jpg'> As you grab his arm with your right hand, ready to destabilise that poor demonic carpenter...you wonder just what the fuck the other guy does...he could at least try to make a move...they're immoral hitmen..not rollerbladers...yet it all clears up when you recall you two have encountered in the past...he appears wiser after that... http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame9.jpg'> After you grabbed his arm you apply the supreme destabilisation judo grip that guarantees that the carpenter will face the asphalt...just so you're sure he'll stay there you launch the tigerfist aka doomfist aka ironfist...theres no specific area to hit...you're now experienced enough to judge on your own... http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame999.jpg'>http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame99.jpg'> ...well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Ctrl+A Click first flick for sountrack...click last pick (both 2 parts) for additionals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 hahah Kilo you error finder. I'm not gonna need to do all that, cause I'll just pull my steel from underneath the seat, send the bad guys running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 you rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 *believe* Ive said it before... cop this book! http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0806508663.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif'> hahaha...no shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 i had that secrets of the ninja book, when i was way younger. lost that shit years ago. i wonder where it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 I have a black belt in tae kwon do, but I started smoking and now I cant do shit :( :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 i used to take escrima, i was pretty good too.drugs got in the way. its easy to guide punches to where you want them to go.just do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka i used to take escrima, i was pretty good too.drugs got in the way. its easy to guide punches to where you want them to go.just do it. i did yoga once when i was younger to see women bending wayyyy over. I went once. HIYAAA.. go tess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 haha, top quality work, i enjoyed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 CLICKABLES! riverkwai's rad. so's that flic of ray charles. hollar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 HAHA I have this music playing on loop for when i read all of these threads. This song goes with everything. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 kick ass. i was glad to see the old thread too. probably one of my favorite 12oz threads ever. are there plans for more in the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 What I said in the other thread almost a year ago still applies: Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Oh my God ... you rule, Tesser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract Make sure you're wearing a decent-matching pair of socks...victoria beckham is watching the scene from her window... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha. Fucking hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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