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~* Illustrated Karate Lessons .Part 2

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Mar 19, 2003.

  1. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/front.jpg'> [/url]

    [color=silver]Welcome back, its been a while since our last lesson and times are getting harder...[/color]
    [color=none][SIZE=2][b]+ Lesson 2 +[/b][/color][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2][b][i].Car Attack.[/i][/b][/SIZE]

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame1.jpg'>

    [color=none][b]Situation:[/b][/color] Two naive, yet very dangerous men, are about to attack you while you're in the car. One man is about to open the door and crack your skull open with a stick as the second awaits for his revenge
    [i]...like driving british cars wasnt a bitch to begin with[/i]

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame2.jpg'>

    [color=none][b]Reaction:[/b][/color] Right when dude will open the door, you'll deliver a backside kick right in his bubonic area...Lets see how exactly that gets done:

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/wonk2.gif'>

    Make sure you're wearing a decent-matching pair of socks...victoria beckham is watching the scene from her window...

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame3.jpg'>

    Your amazing kick sure was effective but you'd be almost humiliated if your enemies were so weak, most likely it'll just push the dude away from the door, giving you the chance to exit the car and proceed to further ass kickin

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame4.jpg'>

    You may gained some time but still your exit must be fast and sophisticated ([i]refer to diagram[/i])

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame5.jpg'>
    Dude is ready to attack you once more, your correct footstep proccedure gives you the motion dynamic to act properly

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame6.jpg'>

    At this point you play your last footsteps, gaining a good stance against the fool ([i]refer to diagram[/i]) he thinks you'll try to hit him before he does...but he cant see the iron fist, ready for action...
     
  2. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame7.jpg'>

    To his surpise, you block his arm with your right hand as he realises that the left doomfist is about to terminate...not yet fool..not yet

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame8.jpg'>

    As you grab his arm with your right hand, ready to destabilise that poor demonic carpenter...you wonder just what the fuck the other guy does...he could at least try to make a move...they're immoral hitmen..not rollerbladers...yet it all clears up when you recall you two have encountered in the past...[url=http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24470]he appears wiser after that...[/url]

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame9.jpg'>

    After you grabbed his arm you apply the supreme destabilisation judo grip that guarantees that the carpenter will face the asphalt...just so you're sure he'll stay there you launch the tigerfist aka doomfist aka ironfist...theres no specific area to hit...you're now experienced enough to judge on your own...

    [url=http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/asskick.gif][img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame999.jpg'>[/url][url=http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/fin.gif][img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/karate2/frame99.jpg'>[/url]

    ...well done
     
  3. Ctrl+A

    Click first flick for sountrack...click last pick (both 2 parts) for additionals
     
  4. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    hahah Kilo you error finder. I'm not gonna need to do all that, cause I'll just pull my steel from underneath the seat, send the bad guys running.
     
  5. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
  6. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    Ive said it before...

    cop this book!

    http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0806508663.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif'>


    hahaha...no shit!
     
  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    i had that secrets of the ninja book, when i was way younger. lost that shit years ago. i wonder where it is.
     
  8. Grant_Wood

    Grant_Wood Banned

    Joined: Mar 4, 2003 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    I have a black belt in tae kwon do, but I started smoking and now I cant do shit
    :(
    :)
     
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i used to take escrima, i was pretty good too.drugs got in the way.
    its easy to guide punches to where you want them to go.just do it.
     
  10. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1
    i did yoga once when i was younger to see women bending wayyyy over.
    I went once.


    HIYAAA.. go tess
     
  11. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    haha, top quality work, i enjoyed it
     
  12. dork

    dork Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 399 Likes Received: 0
  13. johnny

    johnny Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Messages: 7,231 Likes Received: 16
    CLICKABLES!

    riverkwai's rad. so's that flic of ray charles.

    hollar!
     
  14. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    HAHA I have this music playing on loop for when i read all of these threads. This song goes with everything.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    kick ass. i was glad to see the old thread too. probably one of my favorite 12oz threads ever.
    are there plans for more in the future?
     
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