Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/introkick.jpg'> ++ Lesson 1 ++ Backseat Scrag Attempt http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame1.jpg'> ...Situation: Its been a hard days work, all you dream off is to return home, lay back and watch kojak, before you even turn the engine dude pops from the back seat and throws what he thinks is a judo grip(ha!)...your moves are limited... http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame2.jpg'> ...Reaction Flex your neck muscles and put your feet steady on the carfloor. Twist your body to the left, immediately pull his left arm down and with a confident facial expression rise your right hand in the form of what is called a "knivehand"....see the expression on his face?....thats what regrets look like(ha!ha!) http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame3.jpg'> ...Put more power on your left hand as you lean left, moving your head away from his right elbow...Move your 'knivehand' towards his face, aiming at his eyes, at this point dude looks real stupid, HE'S NOT!, this man is VICIOUS, he's an A class hitman and he's payed preety damn good to kill you. As a matter of fact killing you would be piece of cake if you didnt knew this essential karate lesson(ha!ha!ha!) http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame4.jpg'> ...Hit him repeatedly in the eyes, he now feels the pain...he should have known better than to fuck with one of my students(ha!ha!ha!ha!) ++ Step by Step ++ ...Get it right son http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/wonk.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 hell yes.. tesseracts kick ass thread rules. now i can defend myself. when im in the car and my drunk friend in the backseat wants to drive and trys to take over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Oh my God ... you rule, Tesser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Greedy son, be patient till next weeks lesson, until then...wax on, wax off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/star.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 im gonna kick me some asss. now all i need is a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 i must go to the dojo and meditate on this.. once i have mastered this skill, i will be one step closer to becoming a true samurai warrior.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 "wonk saggin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 tesseract is asian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 awesome, cant wait till the next installment. ill be practicing till then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 wonk slwothgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by platapie tesseract is asian. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 judo chop chop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 dude, its all about shaolin kung fu. a shaolin monk would kick the shit out of a ninja. teach me shaolin kung fu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 http://www.dvdspotlight.com/dvd/movies/images/7161.jpg'> no silly.... tesseract is the one in blue ! (you really put a lot of work into your threads... and we salute you for it !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Protect ya neck Bumped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM2LOW4YOU Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Kicked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 http://www.spiritualminds.com/images/ninja.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kojak!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 heh.. good find bro stinkles. ^ for the punks that jump up ta get beat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 hahaha... hot shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 awesome! I want some assassian to attack me in my car so I can use that kick ass move and poke his eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 eurostile extended bold, nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://www.americanblackbelt.com/video.htm this guy kicks the shit out of him when he throws a punch at him in a tourtament. kung fu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/whatsnew.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 BUMP!, if its yellow let it mellow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Still true. Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Oh my God ... you rule, Tesser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame4.jpg'> I never noticed, but this kinda looks like Mamerro. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 nice post, i sure learned some tricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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