1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at info@12ozprophet.com and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

*~Illustrated Karate Lessons By Tesseract...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. *~Illustrated Karate Lessons By Tesseract...

    Discussion started by imported_Tesseract - Jul 26, 2002

    http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/introkick.jpg'>




    [color=none][SIZE=2][b]++ Lesson 1 ++[/b][/color][/SIZE]
    [b]Backseat Scrag Attempt[/b]



    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame1.jpg'>

    [b]...Situation:[/b]

    Its been a hard days work, all you dream off is to return home, lay back and watch kojak, before you even turn the engine dude pops from the back seat and throws what he thinks is a judo grip(ha!)...your moves are limited...

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame2.jpg'>

    [b]...Reaction[/b]

    Flex your neck muscles and put your feet steady on the carfloor. Twist your body to the left, immediately pull his left arm down and with a confident facial expression rise your right hand in the form of what is called a "knivehand"....see the expression on his face?....thats what regrets look like(ha!ha!)

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame3.jpg'>

    ...Put more power on your left hand as you lean left, moving your head away from his right elbow...Move your 'knivehand' towards his face, aiming at his eyes, at this point dude looks real stupid, HE'S NOT!, this man is VICIOUS, he's an A class hitman and he's payed preety damn good to kill you. As a matter of fact killing you would be piece of cake if you didnt knew this essential karate lesson(ha!ha!ha!)

    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/frame4.jpg'>

    ...Hit him repeatedly in the eyes, he now feels the pain...he should have known better than to fuck with one of my students(ha!ha!ha!ha!)




    [b]++ Step by Step ++[/b]
    [i]...Get it right son[/i]
    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/wonk.gif'>
     
  2. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    greedy mars - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    hell yes.. tesseracts kick ass thread rules.

    now i can defend myself. when im in the car and my drunk friend in the backseat wants to drive and trys to take over
     
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2000
    Messages:
    10,259

    Poop Man Bob - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    Oh my God ... you rule, Tesser.
     
    Poop Man Bob - Rank: Dirty Dozen Crew - Messages:
    10,259
    - Joined:
    Nov 16, 2000
  4. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    Greedy son, be patient till next weeks lesson, until then...wax on, wax off
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2004
    Messages:
    19,229

    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    [​IMG]
     
    Kr430n5_666 - Rank: Banned - Messages:
    19,229
    - Joined:
    Oct 6, 2004
  6. evilistic

    evilistic 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2001
    Messages:
    3,554

    evilistic - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    im gonna kick me some asss.
    now all i need is a car
     
    evilistic - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,554
    - Joined:
    Jul 22, 2001
  7. cornelius

    cornelius 12oz Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2001
    Messages:
    816

    cornelius - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    i must go to the dojo and meditate on this.. once i have mastered this skill, i will be one step closer to becoming a true samurai warrior..
     
    cornelius - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    816
    - Joined:
    Nov 3, 2001
  8. •nakone•

    •nakone• 12oz Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Messages:
    967

    •nakone• - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    neat
     
    •nakone• - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    967
    - Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
  9. swif1

    swif1 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2001
    Messages:
    7,066

    swif1 - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    "wonk saggin"
     
    swif1 - Rank: 12oz Veteran Member - Messages:
    7,066
    - Joined:
    Dec 13, 2001
  10. platapie

    platapie Guest

    platapie - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    tesseract is asian.
     
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    awesome, cant wait till the next installment. ill be practicing till then.
     
  12. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2001
    Messages:
    19,357

    Pistol - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    wonk slwothgin
     
    Pistol - Rank: Dirty Dozen Crew - Messages:
    19,357
    - Joined:
    Jul 12, 2001
  13. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    :lol:
     
  14. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2001
    Messages:
    0

    zen - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    judo chop chop!
     
    zen - Rank: New Jack - Messages:
    0
    - Joined:
    Sep 20, 2001
  15. jah

    jah 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2001
    Messages:
    2,705

    jah - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    dude, its all about shaolin kung fu. a shaolin monk would kick the shit out of a ninja. teach me shaolin kung fu.
     
    jah - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    2,705
    - Joined:
    Dec 30, 2001