DR+DELUSION Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 so i lifted a new hardcover sketchbook today (what you graffiti people might call a "blackbook"). so i decide to go relax at barnes & noble while drinking tazo bery tea, listening to hanuyo and drawing some characters that have been floating around in my psyche lately (including but not limited to marcello the mobster penguin, eugene the timid toy robot and fabrizio the lusty bisexual squid). after 2 hours of drawing these characters in various deviant situations (including underwater rape, vodka binges, and grand theft jetski) i had to urinate. so i set my book on the pedastal outside the restroom and empty my grape-sized bladder. i step out and see that my book is gone. slightly irritated, i walk to the cafe and i see out the window about 5 UGLY, greasy, badly-dressed "skaters" chilling at a table with my sketchbook. so i walk out, this vietnamese dude's got his hand on my book, looking at me with this dicksucking grin. so i grab the book and BAM smack him and one of his ugly friends across the face with it. then of course they all wanna stand up like "what what" acting like they wanna fight. i honestly couldn't do anything but laugh. so i go home and open up my book to draw some more, only to find that the pages with my drawings have been ripped out. in conclusion, if you're a pinched-faced, jnco-wearing, acne-headed wannabe skater with frizzy hair parted down the middle who likes to jock other people's art, ii suggest that you take your lame board and attempt to ollie across the thruway during rush hour traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 people still wear jnco's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 thats what you get for not keeping an eye on your shit. and why the prejudice shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reach.4 Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 good story hahaa tazo bery tea what! i would like to see some of those characters holla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 that's what you get for hanging out in barnes & noble. sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC people still wear jnco's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by PalestineOne thats what you get for not keeping an eye on your shit. and why the prejudice shit? dude what prejudiced shit. explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I would rather have the rock than the air that thinks he is water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by DR+DELUSION smack him and one of his ugly friends across the face with it. Also this did not happen, I don't beleive you. And every other time someone on here tells a story like this - I know you're lying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 yeah dude you're right i would be waaaay too scared to hit that little prick. i was shaking in my trainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING I would rather have the rock than the air that thinks he is water ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 KingBling are you Bhudist? whats that mean? sounds like some karate kid shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by DR+DELUSION yeah dude you're right i would be waaaay too scared to hit that little prick. i was shaking in my trainers. 1) SImply put, I know this didn't happen. I can't prove it, you can't either so there you go. I'll tell you what though, when some one writes there is almost more truth to how they say things than when they talk. 2)Don't panic and Palestine I am the Karate Kid: When two men wrote of the same day, filled with bright and lovely coincidence, they both sighed. One took his writing and made it heard and inspired. The other took his and put it away and made honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Re: Re: I'LL KILL ALL JNCO WEARING CREEPS Originally posted by KING BLING Also this did not happen, I don't beleive you. And every other time someone on here tells a story like this - I know you're lying... also, if you're living in the states--they are called SNEAKERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING 1) SImply put, I know this didn't happen. I can't prove it, Hahaha!!! Either you arent 100 lbs or it wasnt really 5 guys. Either way this is why you need me in your documentary. I will smash heads for a living.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 you would have to be fairly stupid to leave a sketchbook you value sitting in a store. also, the fact that you specify the type of trendy, over-proced drink you were drinking, and that you went into detail about the stupid characters, makes me think you're making the story up, or intentionally adding those details because they build up your self-esteem. either way, why even start a thread about some kids taking your sketchbook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck Hahaha!!! Either you arent 100 lbs or it wasnt really 5 guys. Either way this is why you need me in your documentary. I will smash heads for a living.:D 1. i weigh 109 lbs. 2. there were 5 kids in this group, 4 at the table 3. they were all about 15-16 y/o, about my size, and total geeks. not the fighting type. then again neither am i. 4. yeah, i hit 2 of the guys. with a sketchbook. and not too incredibly hard either. they just needed a little whack on their skulls. 4. if i'm stupid for setting my sketchbook on the pedastal outside the bathroom door for 5 seconds while i piss, then sorry. wait no i'm not. i don't live in some shitty "urban" area where i have to look over my shoulder every minute for fear that some little prick will try something stupid. 6. i really don't understand why anyone would find this stupid incident hard to believe. are your lives REALLY that boring? believe it or not, sometimes people encounter situations that don't involve a computer and a gay forum. 7. and yeah i went into detail about my characters so you could get an exclusive glimpse into my genius mind. to all, a big giant: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 damn...barnes and nobles keeps it gangster huh...maybe they should put a medal detector and a bouncer at the door and stop sellin sum tazo berry tea (or a 3 drink limit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED damn...barnes and nobles keeps it gangster huh...maybe they should put a medal detector and a bouncer at the door and stop sellin sum tazo berry tea (or a 3 drink limit) uuuuuggghhh i KNOW man next thing you know there's gonna be spitballs in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 There’s a store up here called Stitches that a lot of people who have NO style or sensibility shop at. Pure knock offs and ugly shit. When I was merely eight years old, my older brother gave me some advice. He told me to never set foot in Stitches, no matter how cool you think those purple jeans with bullet holes in them are. The store used to cater to amateur ginos who don’t know shit, but now it’s mostly for the white trash, I believe. Anyway, I know exactly what kind of guy you may be talking about. Did they look like they listen to that “nu-metal” crap? I have never set foot in Stitches. Their latest commercial on TV is a baaaaad, bad rip off of Dr. Dre’s 50 Cent beat that is really popular (name escapes me right now), some idiot rapping about Stitches, and a bunch of girls in trucker hats (hats free with every purchase of twenty dollars or more or some shit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 bastards, ill kill your dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 HAHAHAAA serves u right never fuck with the JNCO crew, JNCO till I diz-ie bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fethasmcgraw Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 i wore jncos for two weeks of my life. those were some fine pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck I will smash heads for a living. I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ricketts Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 The other day I woke up in my coffin bed surrounded by AFI and Tim Burton movie posters and I decided I would get up and lurk around in the shadows. So I put on my JNCO's and walked outside when all of a sudden I got stuffed in a trash can by someone that liked football. So then I decided to kill myself so I went to this tall building and jumped off the building to end my wretched life cause I hate my parents. But the air blew up inside of my pants which made me float down. DAMN THOSE WRETCHED PARACHUTE PANTS! Then my long stringy hair got caught with my KoRn necklace and my braces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Doc Ricketts The other day I woke up in my coffin bed surrounded by AFI and Tim Burton movie posters and I decided I would get up and lurk around in the shadows. So I put on my JNCO's and walked outside when all of a sudden I got stuffed in a trash can by someone that liked football. So then I decided to kill myself so I went to this tall building and jumped off the building to end my wretched life cause I hate my parents. But the air blew up inside of my pants which made me float down. DAMN THOSE WRETCHED PARACHUTE PANTS! Then my long stringy hair got caught with my KoRn necklace and my braces. hahahaha YES. YES SIREE BOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(no subject) Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC people still wear jnco's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC people still wear jnco's? :huh?: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by DR+DELUSION i really don't understand why anyone would find this stupid incident hard to believe. are your lives REALLY that boring? believe it or not, sometimes people encounter situations that don't involve a computer and a gay forum. it's not that, it's just that your story sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 the only peoples around here who where jnco's are the "gangster" mexicans :lol: el vatos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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