Weapon X Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 How come I keep meeting these girls (they’re always white girls, too) that tell me that they got beat up by the abusive ex-boyfriend? I know that domestic abuse is a big problem and all, but that does not make it right for some dumb slut to exploit this. For real, what does the bitch expect me to do? Go after some dude who’s only crime was to pay more attention to the ‘erbs than he did to the woman? It cannot be a coincidence! I have a buddy who is always getting involved with drama queen sluts. I asked him once why his past five girlfriends (probably more, but I can’t remember that far back) have had abusive ex-boyfriends, and he couldn’t give me a real answer. Does he not realize that he is being sucked into some bullshit? Anyway, recently, a girl I was getting to know at a gathering told me that she had the abusive ex-boyfriend. So I rolled my eyes and said “Please, I’m not going to believe that.” She got so insulted, and I said, “what, are you going to do, get him after me?” Why the fuck is she even telling me this? I just met you three minutes ago! It was obvious she was lying, too. Which leads me to my next point. Sooo many girls I meet have the dangerous ex-boyfriend who will kill you if he sees you chilling with his ex-girl. Yeah, right. How come it never happened? I bet those cell phone calls you get in the middle of the night are by some loser dweeb, who you’re sorry you slept with, who is drunk, weeping into his teal duvet, and calling just to hear you say “hello”. I know that the domestic abuse is a problem; that the ‘battered wife syndrome’ is a problem for many women. But there is no way in hell that it is THAT popular amongst girls around my age. I am a very peaceful guy, but I bet I’m the crazy ass boyfriend with the glock in his pants and who used to slam her head into the wall when my pasta wasn’t el dente for a lot of chicks right now. I should beware. I’m telling you – you wanna get rid of a bitch? Don’t be dramatic. Keep your hand in the bucket of chicken and just tune her out when she brings up how you don’t call her, how her ex is harassing her, and how she needs you to buy her make up. Fuck ‘high maintenance’…bitch isn’t a fucking car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 this has never been a problem for me. ever. i date white girls. end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 ^ same emo-oner. out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 http://www.mgsd.k12.wi.us/locations/winnequah/teacher_pages/kessler/images/Angel%20Bear.jpg'> beats the hell outta me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by MOOGLE? http://www.mgsd.k12.wi.us/locations/winnequah/teacher_pages/kessler/images/Angel%20Bear.jpg'> beats the hell outta me! hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 the fun never ends for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 shouldve smacked the hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 *edit that shit out it's girls like that, that you don't get involved with in the first damn place. RUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X I bet I’m the crazy ass boyfriend with the glock in his pants and who used to slam her head into the wall when my pasta wasn’t el dente for a lot of chicks right now. bahahahahahaha, pinnacle moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Damn, I don’t even remember making this thread last night, and I was sober, too! I’m surprised nobody on the ‘ounce has experienced this. I guess these girls have no lives, so they make shit up so it’s more like a movie or something. Speaking of movies, remember “Sleeping With the Enemy”? That scene is hilarious, when the guy is like “THE TOWELS AREN’T STRAIGHT – I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THEM STRAIGHT!” and “You remember what happened last time dinner was late, don’t you?” That movie is top notch hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I think you need to move. Too many trashy people up there. and you cant front on the duvets. If someone wants to be hardt and sleep in a burlap sack, fine for them, not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Actually, I do to some extent agree/have experience with what your saying. .. Im to lazy to type anything worth reading aside from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Okrugenie/Vodka.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> I think you need to move. Too many trashy people up there. and you cant front on the duvets. If someone wants to be hardt and sleep in a burlap sack, fine for them, not for me. How I wish I had a really nice duvet, man. I’ve been using the same comforter for at LEAST ten years now. I somewhat agree on the trashiness factor, but really, trashiness is everywhere. It’s true, though, that my direct neighbourhood is known for it’s trashiness. Sometimes, that’s a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsimpson Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 if a female starts talking crazy, tell her to hit the bricks. the best place to meet chicks is at a jr. college. they are down to earth, don't expect much and they can drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I thought this thread would be about girls who go to great lengths to get some sympathy or attention from guys. It kind of is. I've known more than a couple of girls who will tell guy 'I was raped', 'boohoo my ex beat me', 'ohh, my father was a child molester', 'woe is me, I was probed and experimented on by aliens' within the first few minutes of knowing the guy. Stay away from them, they're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 haha.. i'm sorry weapon tell a bitch if she doesnt step away from you..youll do her a favor and knock her out again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by Scrabble Stay away from them, they're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 So what the fuck makes this thread so important? Oh, wait, IGNORANT, not Important....whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by LENS So what the fuck makes this thread so important? Oh, wait, IGNORANT, not Important....whoops Yeah, man......it sure ain't no crab thread :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by alure haha.. i'm sorry weapon tell a bitch if she doesnt step away from you..youll do her a favor and knock her out again :lol: for real though. i have had many similar experiences with hos like that. theyre not like Jr. college bitches. 2 bud lights and a nasty encounter with a cabinet corner and the fat girl cries foul on somebody. something like, "how'd you get that bruise?" (whimper)"well my ex boyfriend and i were fighting, and like,he was drunk, and like, he totally blew my faceplate out with like a totally huge sledgehammer". shit like that. those are the kind of tricks that SHOULD be slapped in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 13, 2005 Author Share Posted January 13, 2005 Damn, I went to school today and talked to a couple of broads. It reminded me of why I don't talk to girls at school. They always ask for my number, then end up annoying me while I'm trying to watch Alias or CSI, or they cramp my style at the library while I'm trying to read a book. "Hiiiii Weapon X!" Bitch, shut the fuck up! I ain't Bradd Pitt, and you ain't a goddamn child. TWO girls in one day, who don't know each other, mention that their boyfriends are crazy badasses who will kill anyone who talks to the girl. And then (one of them) has the nerve to ask for my digits. What, is the bitch trying to see if I'm brave? I shoulda told her that I was scared, and she's too ugly to be worth it, anyway. I was too tired to call them out, but maybe I will next time I get bothered at my locker while I'm trying to pull my text book out so I can go to class and sleep on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Aug 24 2004, 12:25 AM this has never been a problem for me. ever. i date white girls. end. Quoted post yea,he summed it up for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Aug 24 2004, 12:35 PM <img src='http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Okrugenie/Vodka.jpg'> Quoted post ^^this reminded me of this >> look closer. clooooser. there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 haha,got head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 IT'S GINO GIRLS.you know the club hoping sluts thats that claim their former man is the drug king pin of cuba but can't pay back the 150 she lent him fro rent cause he got roped? I feel you mister X i do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 smack her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Punch her in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 i had an ex who said the guy before beat her once.I never believed it.Girl always had to have some drama though in her life.I should have left sooner but i didn't,I stay due to the sex being really good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I've dated plenty of crazy women. One claimed to be a virgin (well, except for the guy that date raped her). The funny thing here is that we went to the SAME highschool. One of my good friends knew her...and all about her. I got an entirely different story from my boy. So full of shit and the drama queen of all time. So grateful when that relationship went south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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