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if you were stranded on a desert island.....


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okay well if i was deserted on an island i would bring....

 

1. the person i would want to be with forever to have meaningful conversations, companionship, sex...etc.

 

2. lotion...i can not live without it. i have really dry skin after a shower and i can not properly do things without feeling uncomfortable.

 

3. cd player...and cd's (the two can not be separate! so blah http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'>)

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Originally posted by Devilush:

at least we're not the only ones.

 

I also agree with the lotion thing.

I go through so much Mary Kay hand cream every few months it's insane. I can't even go to work without it.

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Lush:

I also agree with the lotion thing.

I go through so much Mary Kay hand cream every few months it's insane. I can't even go to work without it.

 

it would have to be KY for me!

and Natalie Portman,

 

..and why hasn't anyone mentioned their blackbook???

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here's an msn conversation i had with this girl i know this morning.. i htink you'll find it amusing...yvonne says:

so.....

burnt popcorn says:

yeah'

yvonne says:

so..............................\\

burnt popcorn says:

i'm bored

yvonne says:

ya well so am i

yvonne says:

so

burnt popcorn says:

sooo........ if you were stranded on a desert island, do you think youd really need CD's? that "if you were stranded what CD's would you bring" is stupid

yvonne says:

no i dont think i would need CD's

burnt popcorn says:

the really only thing they would be good for is signalling planes with the shiny side and the sun, unless it was an overcast day......

yvonne says:

ok

yvonne says:

where are you gettin this from?

burnt popcorn says:

or you could cut riges in them and use them as ninja stars to hunt animals for your food!

yvonne says:

where are you gettin this from?

 

burnt popcorn says:

my head

yvonne says:

ok

burnt popcorn says:

and if you had the CD's, and smuggled along a CD player... where would you plug it in anyways

burnt popcorn says:

?

yvonne says:

wel if it was a disc man you wouldnt have that problem would you ?

burnt popcorn says:

yes

burnt popcorn says:

after a few hours your batterys would run out

burnt popcorn says:

and if they were recharge able it wouldn't matter

burnt popcorn says:

how couuld you get hte recharger to werk

yvonne says:

well you bring a few extra batteries with you

burnt popcorn says:

they'd all still wear out, and you can't change that

yvonne says:

you know what when i go away i usually bring a bag of them with me and they wouldnt all run out bc b 4 they could run out i would be dead of starvation

yvonne says:

and its one of those huge zip lock bags

burnt popcorn says:

you have no chance to prepare for being stranded on a desert island!

yvonne says:

i get the batteries from my dads work ......he works at kodak in toronto

yvonne says:

ok then

burnt popcorn says:

i say if you were stranded on a desert island, you would be royally screwed over!

yvonne says:

why would you have a disc man with you ????

yvonne says:

??????????????

burnt popcorn says:

what do u mean?

yvonne says:

if you wernt prepared why would you have a disc man with you in the first place?

burnt popcorn says:

i often wear my disc man when i go out, but that's not the point, you brought up the disc man thing!

yvonne says:

ya andi also brought up the batteries thing

yvonne says:

im just sayin

yvonne says:

how would we be gettin stranded on this island?

yvonne says:

just as a question?

burnt popcorn says:

plane crash? boat reck? alien abduction? i don't knoe, for being a dumass?who know

burnt popcorn says:

s

burnt popcorn says:

what if you were accidentally shrunk and the ' desert island was really your sandbox and you were stuck in your back yard, but you were just always too lazy to explore? what then?

yvonne says:

wel if it was a plane crash it would likely crash in to the ocean bc that is where they usually get lots of turbulance and if it was a boat reck it would be on the water too!!!........... my point is that after being in the water for this amount of time then you disc man wouldnt work anyways

yvonne says:

no no no we are stiil on this one

yvonne says:

it wouldnt work with or without batteries!

burnt popcorn says:

what if you had it in your ziploc with the batteries?

burnt popcorn says:

huh?!

yvonne says:

well you know what have you seen cast away bc the weather is most likely to be like that if the plane crashes and you zip lock baggie is most likely to come opesn

yvonne says:

open*

burnt popcorn says:

not is you have one of those ones with the slide across thinyt!

burnt popcorn says:

thingy*

yvonne says:

ya it would still come undone

burnt popcorn says:

no it wouldn't

yvonne says:

have you ever seen cast away ?

burnt popcorn says:

you have no faith in the ziploc corpoation do you! DO YOU?!!

burnt popcorn says:

no

burnt popcorn says:

it looked dumb to me

yvonne says:

i didnt think so bc if you have then you would know what the ocean is like on a rainy stormin day. and you wold know how much you get pushed around... ant that zip lock bag would be comin un done

burnt popcorn says:

maybe it wasn't wearther that cause the plane to crash? maybe it was engine trouble? and an air rage gone bad?

burnt popcorn says:

well i gtg out

burnt popcorn says:

to meet dink

burnt popcorn says:

peace

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Originally posted by Devilush:

1. the person i would want to be with forever to have meaningful conversations, companionship, sex...etc.

 

Why do women always list those three things backwards?

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Originally posted by cmeup:

i'd bring one of those fly ass fake pussy bitches.....that cost 5000 bones..

 

they fuckin hot as shit, come in different races and you can customize them. i'd get me a big breasted mexican one, with tha mouth feature, and thick thighs and a big ass.

 

i'd be cool as shit on that stranded desert. i would have my fake girlie all the time, and tha best part would be i could get head or fuck anytime, and she DOESNT TALK!!!!

 

woohooo http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

 

ibteeeeeeeeeeeasin'<~

 

 

One of the real dolls? Why not just take a mute, deaf, blind, crippled girl? Do you like making yourself sound so desperate?

What a turn on, woo hoo....

 

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