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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T=E=A=S=E, Apr 11, 2004.

  1. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    what kind of "laws" or regulations or whatever else thats funny would you make a rule or amendment (given it was that easy anyways, that what you said goes type of thing) what rules or regulations would you create while in office?

    1- I'd make a rule that you couldnt go inside a fast food place, and request to have it made to go. (unless they dont have a drive thru) but nothing pisses me off more than when they ask you if its "for here or to go" when I go inside to eat... dumb fucks. and the few idiots who do get it to go, fuck it up for all of those who dont...

    2- Secondly, when ordering your fast food, you only say what you DO want on your food, and don't mention what you dont want, its just understood that whatever you say you do want, thats all youre going to get! And make this a universal law within the fast food community.
    (I cant stand having to tell them what i do want, then what i dont (in hopes they dont fuck it up) then them getting confused, and having to re-say my order...) etc etc... this way, everyone is the same, and shit shouldnt be confused.

    3- I'd legalize blowjobs by secretaries in the oval office.

    I'll be back with more, name some things you'd like to see changed. haha :lol: ;) :D
  2. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    i would create a better design for a public educational system--something more like college. those that couldn't handle it intellecutally would go to manual labor instead of dropping out and selling drugs.
  3. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    I like test patterns thoughts...but the first thing I would be pardoning Tommy Chong.
  4. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    i would send all the murders over to iraq and make them fight this war......they wonna kill someone....give them someone to kill ya know.....
  5. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 156
    if deto were president, on September 12, 2001 please believe i would have bombed the living shit out of afghanistan. right now, we would be invading more than iraq. and i would imprison all these pussy ass protesters.
  6. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Stop importing steel from germany thus destroying all trade agreements with other countries in order to create more jobs for us here in the United states, where we buy only american made products. Standard of living goes up, poverty goes down, i have a day named after me and if I dont like the cut of a countries jib, I drop bombs on them, just like every other president ever.
  7. Mr. Whoppie

    Mr. Whoppie New Jack

    Joined: Mar 16, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Not everyone has a car...or the time to eat in a nasty ass environment....
  8. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I would legalize the good stuff. Actually I would make all drugs legal, if people want to fuck up their bodies/lives more power to them. And that way drugs could be taxed.

    I would make taxi cabs a subsidised industry. No more drunk driving is a good thing.

    Health Care reform.

    SUV's would be classified as cars instead of trucks...

    The speed limit on the highways would be removed, instead drivers would be ticketed for driving wrecklessly.

    Capital punishment for rapists...

    There are a million others.
    Milton for Pres in 2020
  9. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 2,931 Likes Received: 2
    if i were the president, i would do......
    2 chics at the same time.*

    *please rewatch office space if this doesn't make sense to you.
  10. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    legalize marijuana
  11. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I was going to say that and forgot. Damn!
  12. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    if i were president...
    i do everything the pharcyde says in their skit, "if i were president," on their 1st album, "bizarre ride 2 the pharcyde"
  13. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    -id make it mandatory to get the death penalty if you rape a girl...

    -skip most trials, and put them to death. (especially blacks) :lol: jk.

    -i to would empty jails, and drop them off in iraq and all those other countries with bigtime problems...

    :lol: :king: :idea:
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    Id drive around in a hummer, pickin up girls to take back to my oval office.
  15. TRAMP

    TRAMP Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 594 Likes Received: 0
    No one but a maniac would want to be president, who wants to be put in charge of a run-away truck.

    my homie Lao Tzu say's the basic position is the most powerful.