shameless self promotion Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know i would, i woud cover myself in relish and ketchup, i would be a delicious treat?! If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? CUBS WIN CUBS WIN!! If you were anything, what would you like to be?? Aight, im out for thanksgiving...you guys have fun this weekend and get up for thanksgiving..take care.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion If you were anything, what would you like to be?? http://www.americanbear.org/BARWA2338BV.jpg'> A BADASS BEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion If you were anything, what would you like to be?? DRUNK!!!... oh.. wait, mission accomplished :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 i'd be a huge doobie, ya heard?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysicks Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 The coroner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misled Youth Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 britney spears underwear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 http://www.ucalgary.ca/UofC/faculties/SC/BI/zoology/images/aprcarrot.jpg'> A giant carrot sculpture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Originally posted by Misled Youth britney spears underwear! You fucker!!! You stoled my idea, bastard!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 i would fly around the universe in spirit.... i would be a dolphin,bear,elephant ,tiger,if you were a woman i would be your man..if i were love;i'd spread it..... i would be so much more,i just dont have the ability to do so,,,yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 I'd be oxygen...don't know why. Just would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i heart you Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 hm.. why would you want to be britney spears' underwear? you know how many dicks you would be rubbed up against (dry fucking before the actual penetration) and how many guys hands you'd be fondled by.. just disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 I had a smart, witty reply for this but I forgot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 IF I WAS A..... whore? i would have sex a lot. janitor? i would clean up after everyone bored little white kid sitting at home on a tuesday night looking at 12 oz instead of going out? arleady accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 a super star hot model sexy bitch raper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 http://www.project-mayhem.ndo.co.uk/ilikemyself.jpg'> http://www.project-mayhem.ndo.co.uk/fcsoapbar.jpg'> a bar of soap made from rich peoples fat asses, sold back to them at 20 bucks a bar. how satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 IF I WERE A RICH MAN DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DUM ALL DAY LONG I'D BIDDY BIDDY BUM IF I WERE A WEALTHY MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 i'd be one of britney spears crabs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 The ebola virus.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 I would be a house cat. Eat, sleeep, snub my nose at people until I wanted attention, then smother my self in affection from those stupid humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/371-ts-1002048270290.gif'> "i want to be an idiot, mission accomplished" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 biddy bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 an eagle i would be a dope eagle able to fly where ever i wanted, and chill all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 i would be one of ozzy's dogs...that would be the life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 a photo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 not in love with my exgirlfreind.........:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 i would be the sound of a tree falling in the woods when no one is around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 I want to be a DONKEY!!! so I can fuck bitches all day...human bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 i have a video of that actually...the chick yank the donkey dick out just in time for him to squirt donkey cum all over back and her ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 id be a lighter that never ends, cos id provide a great service....IM ON FIRE BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Originally posted by platapie not in love with my exgirlfreind.........:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: aawwwwwww......:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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