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IF YOU WERE A...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Nov 20, 2001.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    IF YOU WERE A...

    Discussion started by shameless self promotion - Nov 20, 2001

    If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know i would, i woud cover myself in relish and ketchup, i would be a delicious treat?!
    If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
    CUBS WIN CUBS WIN!!

    If you were anything, what would you like to be??


    Aight, im out for thanksgiving...you guys have fun this weekend and get up for thanksgiving..take care..
     
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  2. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    http://www.americanbear.org/BARWA2338BV.jpg'>
    A BADASS BEAR
     
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Smart - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    DRUNK!!!... oh.. wait, mission accomplished :spent:
     
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  4. kid furie

    kid furie 12oz Senior Member

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    kid furie - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    i'd be a huge doobie, ya heard?!
     
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  5. dirtysicks

    dirtysicks 12oz Senior Member

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    dirtysicks - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    The coroner.
     
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  6. Misled Youth

    Misled Youth New Jack

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    Misled Youth - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    britney spears underwear!
     
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  7. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    http://www.ucalgary.ca/UofC/faculties/SC/BI/zoology/images/aprcarrot.jpg'>

    A giant carrot sculpture.
     
  8. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard 12oz Elite Member

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    Boring Bastard - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    You fucker!!! You stoled my idea, bastard!!!!
     
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  9. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    i would fly around the universe in spirit....
    i would be a dolphin,bear,elephant ,tiger,if you were a woman i would be your man..if i were love;i'd spread it.....
    i would be so much more,i just dont have the ability to do so,,,yet.
     
  10. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    I'd be oxygen...don't know why. Just would be.
     
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  11. i heart you

    i heart you New Jack

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    i heart you - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    hm..

    why would you want to be britney spears' underwear? you know how many dicks you would be rubbed up against (dry fucking before the actual penetration) and how many guys hands you'd be fondled by.. just disgusting.
     
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  12. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    I had a smart, witty reply for this but I forgot....
     
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    OGBforMumia - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    IF I WAS A.....

    whore? i would have sex a lot.
    janitor? i would clean up after everyone
    bored little white kid sitting at home on a tuesday night looking at 12 oz instead of going out? arleady accomplished.
     
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  14. tue skinny

    tue skinny 12oz Elite Member

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    tue skinny - Replied Nov 20, 2001

    a super star hot model sexy bitch raper
     
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  15. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden 12oz Veteran Member

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    http://www.project-mayhem.ndo.co.uk/ilikemyself.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.project-mayhem.ndo.co.uk/fcsoapbar.jpg'>

    a bar of soap made from rich peoples fat asses, sold back to them at 20 bucks a bar. how satisfying.
     
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