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IF YOU WERE A...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Nov 20, 2001.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know i would, i woud cover myself in relish and ketchup, i would be a delicious treat?!
    If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
    CUBS WIN CUBS WIN!!

    If you were anything, what would you like to be??


    Aight, im out for thanksgiving...you guys have fun this weekend and get up for thanksgiving..take care..
     
  2. http://www.americanbear.org/BARWA2338BV.jpg'>
    A BADASS BEAR
     
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    DRUNK!!!... oh.. wait, mission accomplished :spent:
     
  4. kid furie

    kid furie Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2000 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    i'd be a huge doobie, ya heard?!
     
  5. dirtysicks

    dirtysicks Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 1,203 Likes Received: 0
  6. Misled Youth

    Misled Youth New Jack

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 0
    britney spears underwear!
     
  7. http://www.ucalgary.ca/UofC/faculties/SC/BI/zoology/images/aprcarrot.jpg'>

    A giant carrot sculpture.
     
  8. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    You fucker!!! You stoled my idea, bastard!!!!
     
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i would fly around the universe in spirit....
    i would be a dolphin,bear,elephant ,tiger,if you were a woman i would be your man..if i were love;i'd spread it.....
    i would be so much more,i just dont have the ability to do so,,,yet.
     
  10. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    I'd be oxygen...don't know why. Just would be.
     
  11. i heart you

    i heart you New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 16 Likes Received: 0
    hm..

    why would you want to be britney spears' underwear? you know how many dicks you would be rubbed up against (dry fucking before the actual penetration) and how many guys hands you'd be fondled by.. just disgusting.
     
  12. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I had a smart, witty reply for this but I forgot....
     
  13. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    IF I WAS A.....

    whore? i would have sex a lot.
    janitor? i would clean up after everyone
    bored little white kid sitting at home on a tuesday night looking at 12 oz instead of going out? arleady accomplished.
     
  14. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    a super star hot model sexy bitch raper
     
  15. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    http://www.project-mayhem.ndo.co.uk/ilikemyself.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.project-mayhem.ndo.co.uk/fcsoapbar.jpg'>

    a bar of soap made from rich peoples fat asses, sold back to them at 20 bucks a bar. how satisfying.
     
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