ubejinxed Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 ok this is a really inane topic, but i'm stupid bored. i think it would be great for one day to just try it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I would dike Out.:crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I would visit all the girls locker rooms possible. hang out there for a bit. then....... hmmm...no thats probably it. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I think this one is just way too easy. One track minds like mother a fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 make out with my twin sister on film and then leave it at my actual self's bedroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 hmm, if my hotness would translate to the feminine equal i'd just shoot 200 rolls and 50 videos of my self to have something to jerk off the next day :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I'd try to find out why guys like shaved girls so much.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by bathoræ I'd try to find out why guys like shaved girls so much.... trim it but don't shave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by bathoræ I'd try to find out why guys like shaved girls so much.... It's because we want our women to look like little girls but not really at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 say if you're out to dinner with your girlfriend and her parents and you end up going to the bathroom at the same time as her dad is that strange and uncomfortable? i can only imagine, but it just seems weird. do you talk to each other as you're using the urinal???? i guess maybe that's why boys don't really "go to the bathroom" together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed say if you're out to dinner with your girlfriend and her parents and you end up going to the bathroom at the same time as her dad is that strange and uncomfortable? i can only imagine, but it just seems weird. do you talk to each other as you're using the urinal???? i guess maybe that's why boys don't really "go to the bathroom" together. the rules are YOU ONLY TALK TO SOMEONE IN THE MENS RESTROOM IF THEY'RE DOING THE -EXACT- SAME THING YOU ARE DOING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed say if you're out to dinner with your girlfriend and her parents and you end up going to the bathroom at the same time as her dad is that strange and uncomfortable? i can only imagine, but it just seems weird. do you talk to each other as you're using the urinal???? i guess maybe that's why boys don't really "go to the bathroom" together. Do you just sit around and think of shit like that all the time? Where does a random thought like that come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 *believe* what if it was around that time of the month! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 if i don't care as a GUY i sure as fuck wont care as a female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Finger Paint^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 if i was a girl for one day...yah..i'd probably record myself masturbating all day so i would have some material for the next day.... or i would sell nude pictures of myself see if i can make some bread in one dsay =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 tesseract wonks ! I'd use my charm to get bought a ton of free drinks! Let's just hope that my alcohol tolerance doesn't go away or I'd might end up in a tough situation. Then I'd kick ass. No one would expect a girl to jump a drop-kick ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 HAHAHAHAAHA..fuckin A bro.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadangry Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 If I could be a dude for a day... I would pee all over everything, bone a bunch of different girls, maybe even a fat chick, masterbate a few times, then maybe just hang with the dudes to see whats up with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 DUH! i would fuck as many bitches as i could...at once:lol: and then i'd take a pee outside while standing up andf then i'd pee my name in some snow or something and then i'd pee on something:lol: i'm crackin myself up oh, and i guess i'd go to some of the bars around my way where women aren't allowed (unless they're working) and i'd pee on them just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 hahaha damn you girls are really jealous of our free-pee-stylez cant blame ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 if i was a guy for one day i would whip it out and pee in any place i liked i'd definitely try to get some action, just to see how it felt i'd get drunk draw a darth vader helmet on it and wave it around saying would you like to come to the dark side. i'd donate sperm, ahahah i'd try out all the pick up lines that would work on me i'd go to the gym locker room i'd pull on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 yeah, me and sadangry said the same shit at the same time but come on as female graffiti writers, thats the only thing that can be a hassle sometimes.. chug a 40 in the yard... i don't feel like takin a squat every 15 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 i definitely agree with the peeing wherever, that is so great!!!! i'd pee everywhere, i'd whip it out shake it a people, it's like a fun stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by spooney luv i never knew there were so many women on 12oz. i thuoght all girls had lives. i have a life i'm waiting for the pizza my boss bought for us and drying some RNA for purification 12oz is my cigarette break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 12oz is my entertainment throughout the work day. I've got to get my hours somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I would wack off A LOT. It would be nice to see the difference, plus, I would fall in love with my cock or something. I would see how much I can bench press. Yea that peeing thing would be a definite plus. It sucks to pee squatting down. That pee makes it’s way down our legs. Ew. That’s why I always keep kleenex with me. Dude, I’d be a male slut for sure. Hey I have a life too you know. Well, except for work. I’m here 9-5 Monday-Friday. Sometimes I’m in meetings, sometimes I have nothing to do. 12oz is a good filler. But outta the office, I’m never on the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Originally posted by sadangry If I could be a dude for a day... I would pee all over everything, bone a bunch of different girls, maybe even a fat chick, masterbate a few times, then maybe just hang with the dudes to see whats up with that. ^^^my thoughts exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I would get laid, and take copious notes on what I was thinking and how I felt the rest of the day. I would then review the notes later as a man, looking for some insight into these strange and illogical creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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