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if you led a revolution that successfully took over the US gov.


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how would you change this world?

first thing first.piss on GW Bush's face.send him to prison

then i would party.talk to a lot of college professors on how we should handle this and ask a bunch of hippies to move into the white house.

just tired that all.

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fiest act of the new 'Kilo7-agenda' ...after joining the Axis of Awesome~

 

Start taxing the rich and put that cash

towards making all government vehicles

run on hydrogen. Excapt for the few that

really need to run on gas (planes etc.)

 

Then make huge tax cuts for people who

own only clean-air cars. And double the

tax for people who own more cars than

they need. The max should be 1 car per

working adult and 1 per at-home adult.

And they'd still get taxed.

 

then I'd join the Kyoto Accord like they should have done a long time ago.

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Dr. Dazzle good point, but when your nation was introuble who would save you? France? or maybe Bulgaria?

 

Tesser, that has to be one of the greatest things ive ever heard. I think id have to go with the whole balance of powers thang. Split the US into an odd number of sections (odds mainly because it would keep the power in check) then id most likely assign officials because i dont know what the fuck im doing.

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I wouldn't let the US government be run be the market in which the Public sector creates. Super companies ceo's who wine and complain about loosing a billion off their capitol will all be shot. Martha Stewart will be hung from her tits, and then all the poor children from the sweatshops will have a chance "to express" themselves to nike, and Gap clothing with guns.

Gangsters will be shot, NAFTA will be burned, the constitution changed and every wall legalised.

 

for starters

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LEGALIZE EVERYTHING on a federal level

Restrict states rights to infringe upon these new freedoms

Provide for community 'self rule' with consideration to the surrounding communities

Make all these act part of the Constitution and 'unammendable'

turn the power back over to the dipshit politicians and watch my wallet

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Originally posted by Glik0

Dr. Dazzle good point, but when your nation was introuble who would save you? France? or maybe Bulgaria?

 

 

who the fuck would invade or start a war with canada? i mean honestly.

 

 

 

oh, id make an island for dogs, specifically shih-tzus. and build the worlds biggest black house. and give winnipeg and quebec their hockey teams back. and give newfoundland a hockey team. and yeah possibly moose jaw a hockey team too.

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yeah. whitehorse, and yellowknife, theyll be the yellowknife knives. and the jerseys will be pink. and theyll be so well funded theyll never go broke. nunavut can have a team too. but they have to play at the west edmonton mall ice rink.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

yeah. whitehorse, and yellowknife, theyll be the yellowknife knives. and the jerseys will be pink. and theyll be so well funded theyll never go broke. nunavut can have a team too. but they have to play at the west edmonton mall ice rink.

 

Fuck i'm lmao'ing all the way to the mall. I saw the best oilers teams ever practice at the ice palace (as its called), and its as funny now as it was then.

Ice palace. Oilers Goooo Team!

 

IndianGiver--nice one! thats hilaious!

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Originally posted by INDIAN GIVER

man fuck golf, you ever seen an indian golfer?! i don't even think we're allowed on them shits

 

i meant the land.military bases for the natives, the locals.take back what they took away.not what they give.fuck that.locals dont need to live better by casinos.not in hawaii, not on the resas...

 

 

as for canada..i would automatically make you part of the "new world"same with mexico.big proposals would go to make our people better.execute the drug dealers.[hard drugs that make people die from them being so hooked]

 

we would have ot go omish and get everybody to work harder.taking over wouldnt be easy.you would have to rebuild a new system.kinda going semi-communist for a while.

 

missles will be used to melt the ice caps on Mars and to deliver seeds to the land.we will build faster and harder.

 

or we could just build up on tv entertainment.

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yeah let's just tax the rich people there we go, that solves everything. actually fuck it, obviously all this is george bush's doing directly and not a result of an entire system and network of people. basically we should just overthrow the entire government and let everyone do whatever they want, because that makes total sense. and communism has always worked in the past, right?

 

man what am i thinking... you guys would make way better leaders than we've got now.. really! you've obviously got what it takes to run a country.

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"You see....I simply dont give a shit about this stuff. I mean...when I think of the war and when I think of eating mayonnaise, I find myself motionless. Of course 2 seconds later, I'm on my sofa eating mayonaisse watching Jenny Jones while wearing a backpack full of robotic dolphin figurines. However you gonna take it man, fuck it."

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Give it back to the indians is the best one so far

 

send all the whites back to europe, the blacks to africa, no no no.. what a bad fuckin idea... Id bomb Israel, make peace in the Middle East, illigelize guns, loosen up on drug policy in inner cities, open the mexico border up, and bomb hawaii for the hell of it

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