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If you had to be someone else, who would you be ?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    So, your in the local super market looking to buy some fish sticks. You get to the frozen food section but Spike Lee is taking the last box. Your like "Yo Spike, drop the sticks". But he's like "fuck you, I'm short and militant". Normally you wouldn't be down for a confrontation with some one so clearly upset with society and vertically impared but today your hungry and particularly appreciate the idea of processed fish in stick form. So you try and snatch them out of his hand. But spike does a backflip and lands on your shoulders, then proceeds to bite into your ear Mike Tyson style. You manage to beat him to death with a nearby frozen turkey and get the much sought after frozen goodies.
    At home, about 15 minutes after you've cooked and eaten them, you begin to feel violently ill. You go to your bathroom and vomit everywhere. You somehow manage to slip on your vomit and land unconciouse with your head in your toilet bowl, where you drown to death.
    Upon dieing you meet the higher powers, who manifest themselves in the form of Sylvester the Cat. They explain that Spike Lee was simply dispicable and they were sick of him existing on the planet they had created. As your reward you get to return to earth and start of your life from exactly the same age as when you left it. But you can be anyone you want.

    So who would you be ? This includes people from the past, and cartoon charectors, animals ( it has to be a particular animal though .. like Lassie for example). You get the idea.

    Now choose and tell us why.

    p.s. I can't spell I know...
     
  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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  3. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

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  4. Scorn

    Scorn Member

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    i'd want to go back as myself
     
  5. $360

    $360 Elite Member

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  6. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

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    your gay^^^^


    dude.. id be some male movie star like brad pitt or some shit.
     
  7. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    my nextdoor neighbour george. His 42 and lives at home with his mother...he also wears semen stained sweatpants. He beats me at xbox.




    yeah i'd have to say george.
     
  8. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

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  9. HOVIE

    HOVIE Member

    Joined: Sep 12, 2003 Messages: 675 Likes Received: 1
    hahahahahhahhhahhahahahhahahahaha.....that was god damn funny:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. sneak

    sneak Guest

    you know its all about comign back as some one loaded...
    hence, id be bill gates and you all would be thanking me for Microsoft.
     
  11. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    or bashing you.
     
  12. HOVIE

    HOVIE Member

    Joined: Sep 12, 2003 Messages: 675 Likes Received: 1
    uma thurman is ugly
     
  13. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    John Malkovich :dazed:
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    haha, good point.
    but id be rich so im not caring!
     
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