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If you had to be someone else, who would you be ?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. SilentBob

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    If you had to be someone else, who would you be ?

    Discussion started by SilentBob - Nov 16, 2003

    So, your in the local super market looking to buy some fish sticks. You get to the frozen food section but Spike Lee is taking the last box. Your like "Yo Spike, drop the sticks". But he's like "fuck you, I'm short and militant". Normally you wouldn't be down for a confrontation with some one so clearly upset with society and vertically impared but today your hungry and particularly appreciate the idea of processed fish in stick form. So you try and snatch them out of his hand. But spike does a backflip and lands on your shoulders, then proceeds to bite into your ear Mike Tyson style. You manage to beat him to death with a nearby frozen turkey and get the much sought after frozen goodies.
    At home, about 15 minutes after you've cooked and eaten them, you begin to feel violently ill. You go to your bathroom and vomit everywhere. You somehow manage to slip on your vomit and land unconciouse with your head in your toilet bowl, where you drown to death.
    Upon dieing you meet the higher powers, who manifest themselves in the form of Sylvester the Cat. They explain that Spike Lee was simply dispicable and they were sick of him existing on the planet they had created. As your reward you get to return to earth and start of your life from exactly the same age as when you left it. But you can be anyone you want.

    So who would you be ? This includes people from the past, and cartoon charectors, animals ( it has to be a particular animal though .. like Lassie for example). You get the idea.

    Now choose and tell us why.

    p.s. I can't spell I know...
     
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  2. Poop Man Bob

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    You, SilentBob.

    You.
     
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    Bob Vila
     
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    i'd want to go back as myself
     
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    cant dance

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    Telo - Replied Nov 16, 2003

    your gay^^^^


    dude.. id be some male movie star like brad pitt or some shit.
     
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    my nextdoor neighbour george. His 42 and lives at home with his mother...he also wears semen stained sweatpants. He beats me at xbox.




    yeah i'd have to say george.
     
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    Uma Thurman's husband
     
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    hahahahahhahhhahhahahahhahahahaha.....that was god damn funny:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  10. sneak

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    you know its all about comign back as some one loaded...
    hence, id be bill gates and you all would be thanking me for Microsoft.
     
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    or bashing you.
     
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    uma thurman is ugly
     
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    John Malkovich :dazed:
     
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  15. sneak

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    haha, good point.
    but id be rich so im not caring!