Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i would constantly touch my breasts. . .:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 I'd grab my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 I would do that stuff naked in front of a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 yall are funny...sick..but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i'd want my cock back...its like...magical.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i'd buy a cucumber... they're wonderful with salads. oh yeah, and i'd get a dildo too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i have several womens bodies buried underneath a shed in the backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by im not witty i have several womens bodies buried underneath a shed in the backyard. if my mom is still there tell her i say hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i would figure out what i could get in there... just radom foriegn objects.. "oh, hi lamp shade.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 ^^^^ I would be trying that shit too. in front of the video cam. I think I would be in constant compulsion to get some. As if I'm not already in that mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by Armenhammer I would do that stuff naked in front of a mirror. true dat,. unless iw as a fat bitch. im drunk so all my 12oz ladys dont take that the wrogn way i gots love for you.:love: :love2: :love2: :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 id get a HQ webcam and do all that over the internet , charging 50.00 a week membership . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 it would be like a 24 hour game for me.. start small go big... "hmm.. will this table leg go?..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by platapie true dat,. unless iw as a fat bitch. im drunk so all my 12oz ladys dont take that the wrogn way i gots love for you.:love: :love2: :love2: :love: its funny cause you just called them fat bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 id give birth to super baby cuz my boy be the "superest" one in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 I'D GO TO LESBIAN JOINTS(NOT THE ONES FULL OF "BUTCHES"), JOIN A LESBIAN ORGY, AND I'D STRADDLE THE WASHING MACHINE DURING THE SPIN CYCLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 "hi, vanilla coke bottle.. lets see if you are nice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoney Blaze Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 ...I do... she's from Beantown and she's sleeping in my bed. my dumbass is on the computer for a sec... I'm going back in...:idea: peace...:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup i would be able to fist myself with both hands by tha end of tha day... maybe even within a few hours :D pleasebelieveitoner<~ tease:king::crazy: I have no doubt that you already can... I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 I would just want to experience the female orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris I would just want to experience the female orgasm. haha dude good luck.:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 "hmm.. half gallon of milk eh? that shouldnt be a problem!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 damn, u gotta ask urself.....does the tv remote fit? and what about if my mobile is set to vibrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 hahahahahahaha people sleeping on robocop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i would buy vibrators.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i would go drink for free at the bars and you know what that leads to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i would..... oh wait i already have one. it would be interesting to be a guy for a day. i'd be interested to see what a male orgasm is like. plus i think it's so strange how a body part can just get bigger and smaller depending on stimulous. what an interesting thing the penis is. i'd draw a darth vader face on my penis and shake it around at people and say come to the dark side. i am your father! i try to convice my boyfriends to let me draw on theirs, oh wait i have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed i would..... oh wait i already have one. what an interesting thing the penis is. i love a scientist...it makes me happy that girls are facinated/whatever by the penis.keeps us men here on earth.God knows if women got bored with them......:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed i would..... oh wait i already have one. it would be interesting to be a guy for a day. i'd be interested to see what a male orgasm is like. plus i think it's so strange how a body part can just get bigger and smaller depending on stimulous. what an interesting thing the penis is. i'd draw a darth vader face on my penis and shake it around at people and say come to the dark side. i am your father! i try to convice my boyfriends to let me draw on theirs, oh wait i have. I officially like you now unbejonxed. I got drunk one night with some friends and used one of those extra fine sharpies to draw on my cock and I gave him a smiley face and chased people around the party with my cock....He was mr. happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 I draw smiley faces on my penis and wake up my girlfriend in the morning by softly slapping her cheeks with it. Imagine waking up to that. Did anyone else notice the strange logic of our thread starter? "If you had the body of a woman... I would constantly touch my breasts." Fuck that, if you're the one with the breasts, why the hell would I grab my own? beer, El Mamerrp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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