If you could write a letter to yourself

So you get to write a letter to yourself 5 years ago...What do you write.

Me:

Dear OMG I'm naked,

Keep trying hard in school, it may seem like your going nowhere right now but eventually that feeling of accomplishment will come through.

I know travelling overseas is all you want to do right now, but trust me finish your diploma first.

When painting cleans, be very careful, sounds you will hear are not "nothing", and SHOULD be worried about.

Have more fun, dont stress about little things and learn to get over your fear of rejection. Wishing you all the best for 2005.

-OIN-

me:

Kill yourself.

Stick with illegal drugs instead of alcohol, and spend less money on the shitty ones.

End it now. The next five years will only get worse.

Nothing really matters

dear makeoutbandit

dont use gloss black on brick walls and dont fall on your face.

love yourself.

You guys write pretty crappy letters.

Dear makeoutbandit

have sex alot more often and dont ever have an emo phase.

dont have a part time job eigther.

and skateboard way more often.

speak in the third person alot more too.

dear mr. baits

Keep on going, it's gonna be good...

few hints to make it even better:

1. don't dream too much

2. paint more

3. get drunk

4. do something, stop playing computer games.

whatever...

Originally posted by makeoutbandit@Apr 20 2005, 09:36 AM

dont use gloss black on brick walls

 

Quoted post

What exactly would you use gloss black on?

painting your nails

freights.

Dear dkab,

Don't eat the curry.

From You.

if i could seriously write something to myself it would be..

dont sell drugs,get a job,and be careful what you wish for.

-Get butthurt.

stay in school

dont smoke so much weed

and fuck sophie before you steal the car

dear casek:

12oz isn't as cool as you thought it was at first. don't get addicted to it, you'll eventually regret it. that girl you're so in love with is eventually going to sleep with 90% of your male friends and maybe some female friends. get rid of her now and it will hurt less.

grow your own, 40$ a sack is ridiculous for regs.

give up smoking while you can, and find something else to do other than hang out with backstabbers.

p.s.- i borrowed your car. be back in 5 years.

tips on how to make a million

tips on all the girls that i have seen through the past 5

tips on who to beat ass before they even know what they're getting thier asses beat for..fuckin cockblockin haters

i would prepare myself.

"Don't worry about it"

Dear Jackson,

Go to the bookies and tell them about 9/11 take the highest odds and put all of your money on it happening and mumsie's money and father's money and take out a loan and put that on it too.

/Sorted.

Jackson

dear sara,

you're perfect, so don't worry about anything.

kthxbye

love, yours truly,

ME

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no really, i'd say:

SAVE MONEY

love, me

Originally posted by Jackson@Apr 20 2005, 09:37 PM

MUMSIE

Quoted post

:haha:

dearest hungoverseas,

don't start smoking cigarettes.

get better grades.

that girl that you're so into is going to date guys 6 years older than you, give it up.

stop fearing rejection and up your game-spitting ten fold.

when you smoke that hash, and take that mystery pill, drink a lot of water or your gonna pass out in front of a bunch of people and embarrass yourself.

-yourself.

Dear Mr 181,

This is yourself talking to you. You should not be afriad to do whatever you want right now, That girl that your so craving, stop craving her, in about a 2 years she's going to start going out with you only to dump you for her exboyfriend, that was born on the same day as you, as she so humourously put it. Paint, Paint Paint, Painting will be your only friend for the following years to come. If you find any money on the street, dotn give it up, it's their fault they lost it, not yours. Dont fear rejection, you think of yourself as being lowly but in reality just as everyone will tell you in the future, your a cut above the rest. Dont go to art school after highschool, go get a buisness degree, it will come in handy.

that's all.

p.s. Dont masterbate before you go to school, in about a year, you will get caught. with just a sock on.

Dear leader,

When you meet Jessica, RUN. Well. Don't run. But the 3rd time she goes to Florida and tells you the "news" don't try to fix the relationship.

Paint more. You are under 18, you will get a slap on the wrist.

Go to school and actually go instead of showing up for 2 weeks and then sleeping in the rest of the semester. Just because you graduated early from high school doesn't mean you can be a fucking slacker now, you jackass.

Killing yourself isn;t worth it, stop thinking about it.

Dear Cambo....

Don't listen to him, graffiti is wack and so is that mysterious 12oz site. That girl is a hoe so don't waste your time, focus on the other one whose also a bit of a hoe but a bit more engaging intellectually and hopefully you won't still be thinking about trying to get her 3 years after you meet her.

Um...give up weed NOW, not in 3 years.

Work at school.

Get Ritalin NOW.

Don't try and nick that CD.

Don't wait in that posh road before trying to paint that train.

Don't do that yard in the middle of the day.

Love, me.

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Jeez if i'd had this letter my life would be so much better.

Maybe not the 12oz and graffiti bit but the rest anyways.

I wouldn't send a letter to myself 5 years in the past...I turned out okay from the work of those years...I fear I would screw up today..

Hermdog,

Keep doing your thing man...don't let anyone stress you out. Enjoy every fr8 you find.

Sincerely,

Yourself in 05...

PS.. take off of work for the 2001 Super Bowl..watch it at Mom or Dad's house

oh, mr 181,

i almost forgot, forget about jennifer, she's gonna cause you a bunch of distress and heartache and a few people will hate you for it. Listen to what everyone says, and the red flags she puts up. listen to them you idiot. Forget jamie, that's gonna end in a big clothes hanger thing you dont want to deal with, and she's pretty dirty man, like, her house smells bad, so dont even think of going there, you'll have nightmares about that. when your in that car with that chick, just bang her and get her out, dont conversate, that will be a waste of time and you will go late to work the next day, when your gonna do paulina just do her and leave, but listen very carefully, dont forget yoru glasses, by the sake of god just tie them to your pocket or something, dont forget your glasses. Dont ever talk to that laura chick, yea the redhead one, that's a bunch of shit right there, here's a few more names you should be wary of, danielle, Katy, trish, sophia, that's about it. Dont let that mexican chick laura get away, she's a dime peice and not like the rest.

Paint more, and dont just think local brother, you'll come to find out that's worthless. Paint everywhere and with everyone.

p.s. wear condoms.

42

the answer to the meaning of life ?

but what good is that without the question

Listen to your friends problems and cries for help.

Stay away from women that have been treated badly their entire lives.

(Especially ex J-Dubs, you'll know when you meet her.)

Revenge is childish and ignorant, but when necessary COVER YOUR FACE!

Sleep with everyone, but don't get close to those that don't matter.

Start working out, that I'm in college and I drink a lot look isn't doing anything for you.

Stop eating meat, sell your car, move to the city, and go to a better school.

Wear sunscreen.