kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I hope this is new to ya'll, but either way, it's some good times waiting to be had...if you have nothing better to do, which if you're reading this, it's likely you don't. Anyway, cheers! 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I remember they once did one where bush and cheney where combined, and i think it came out to look like cheney anyways. its was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 i have seen this... they look more like if they were pushed together really hard by like a vice grip and morphed into one body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Michael Bolton. Hahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 seen this a few times but the Kelly + Justin one is HILARIOUS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 if 12ouncers somehow homosexually/mutatedly mated: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 This one was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 lol, i love the conan obrien show, all his skits are genius (ala triumph the insult comic dog) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 no dice those are fucking scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 IN THE YEAR 2000..... I liked conan better when andy richter was his co-host Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Apr 13 2005, 09:52 PM lol, i love the conan obrien show, all his skits are genius (ala triumph the insult comic dog) Quoted post yes, and who can forget about "frankenstein wastes a minute of our time" did any see the one with the "walker texas ranger pull down lever"? that shit had me going for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 ((im glad i'm the first to say)) that's great FOR ME TO POOP ON!!@#$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 13 2005, 09:55 PM did any see the one with the "walker texas ranger pull down lever"? that shit had me going for a week Quoted post That shit was Hillarious.Ecspecially when one of his jokes would go dry and he would just pull the lever. Or what about when someone kept prank calling him during the show.and then you found it was adam sandler the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Some quotables taken off the site. "'Fat Actress' star Kirstie Alley announced that every time she strays from her diet she donates $100 to her favorite charity. As a result 3 diseases have been completely eradicated." "In a new interview, Britney Spears says that about three weeks into her marriage to Kevin Federline they hit a rough patch. It was pretty bad because when they hit the rough patch their trailer skidded out of control?" "The other day at the Michael Jackson trial, it was revealed that one of the items in Michael's bedroom is a life size replica of C3PO from Star Wars. Jackson's C3PO looks just like the one in the movie except his is bent over at the waist" "Former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter was charged Tuesday with drunken driving. As a result, the pizza he was delivering did not arrive on time." "Some reporters are comparing now Michael Jackson to Martha Stewart by saying that if he's acquitted, he will comeback bigger than ever. Of course, the main reason they're comparing Michael to Martha is because they're both successful white women." "Earlier today, Michael Jackson appeared in court wearing pajama bottoms. Because if there's one thing you want to wear to a molestation trial, it's pajama bottoms." "Ozzy Osbourne announced he recently has a facelift. The operation began at noon and the anesthesia was administered starting in 1972." "J Lo's husband Marc Anthony says he has painted a full-size nude oil painting of J. Lo. Marc said he used brushes for the top half and a roller for the bottom half." "Yesterday at the Michael Jackson trial, there was testimony from the accuser's younger brother. As a result, Michael was furious saying, 'No one told me he had a younger brother.'" "It was reported today that the inmate who knitted the poncho that Martha Stewart has been wearing is a cocaine dealer and a crack addict. Which explains why it only took her 20 minutes to knit the poncho." "Earlier today, McDonalds announced they are planning to outsource the jobs of their drive-thru employees to call centers in India. Which is good news for those who though the current loudspeaker was too easy to understand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 i love that walker texas ranger lever my dad used to watch that show all the time conan's great when your delirious around that time of morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 14 2005, 02:51 AM This one was good. Quoted post OH SHIT , THIS IS FUCKIN GOLD, THAT IS ONE UGLY ASS CHILD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 13 2005, 10:00 PM "J Lo's husband Marc Anthony says he has painted a full-size nude oil painting of J. Lo. Marc said he used brushes for the top half and a roller for the bottom half." Quoted post golden...god i love conan...DOWN WITH LENO GIVE CONAN DOUBLE TIMESLOTS!!!!!!!!! *edit PS: my favorite part of the walker texas ranger lever is when frankenstien would ruun on stage in middle of conan's interveiw and pull it...classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergin_graffer Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 It sucks that it got removed from comedy central..now i dont know when its on..or on what channel. anyways, Frankenstein is cool and the one where he was talkin about his car.it had some hornet nest or something..i cant remember. It was a great show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 watchin this shit late nite blazed would have me in tears sometimes. NOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 it used to be hillarious when he would bring someone from the audience onto the stage and they would be infront of a blue screen pretending to drive.They dont do it anymore for some reason though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 ahahahaha michael bolton. conan is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 him and jimmy fallon are doing "in the year 2000" right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 "the stock market will take a major beating..after star jones puts it on her daily jogging routine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 ahahahahahaha ... it NEVER fails when Conan makes fun of Star Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Originally posted by Sarah Tonin@Apr 14 2005, 04:36 AM watchin this shit late nite blazed would have me in tears sometimes. NOOOOOOO! Quoted post YES!!!! The fucking "interviews" are ridiculous. Especially the ones with Arnold. "GO SEE MY HIT MOVIE JINGLE ALL THE WAYYYYY" "I TURN TO THE CAMERA. TAKE THE CIGAR OUT OF MY MOUTH, AND SAY 'ITS CLONELY AT THE TOP" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 in the year 2000 is great... that hulk and hottie is hillarious and true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 LOVE CONAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 conan never disappoints. who remembers the one when that guy was all decked out in rock climbing gear with the pick and shit crawling up the stairs in the audience. that was classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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