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If they mated...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kaesthebluntedwonder, Apr 13, 2005.

  1. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 0
    I hope
    this is new to ya'll, but either way, it's some good times waiting to be had...if you have nothing better to do, which if you're reading this, it's likely you don't. Anyway, cheers!

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  2. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    I remember they once did one where bush and cheney where combined, and i think it came out to look like cheney anyways. its was hilarious.
     
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  4. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

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    i have seen this... they look more like if they were pushed
    together really hard by like a vice grip and morphed into one body.
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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    Michael Bolton. Hahahaha...
     
  6. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    seen this a few times but the Kelly + Justin one is HILARIOUS..
     
  7. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    if 12ouncers somehow homosexually/mutatedly mated:

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  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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  9. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    lol, i love the conan obrien show, all his skits are genius (ala triumph the insult comic dog)
     
  10. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    no dice those are fucking scary.
     
  11. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
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    IN THE YEAR 2000.....


    I liked conan better when andy richter was his co-host
     
  12. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    yes, and who can forget about "frankenstein wastes a minute of our time"

    did any see the one with the "walker texas ranger pull down lever"?
    that shit had me going for a week
     
  13. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    ((im glad i'm the first to say))

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    FOR ME TO POOP ON!!@#$

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  14. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3

    That shit was Hillarious.Ecspecially when one of his jokes would go dry and he would just pull the lever.


    Or what about when someone kept prank calling him during the show.and then you found it was adam sandler the whole time.
     
  15. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Some quotables taken off the site.

    "'Fat Actress' star Kirstie Alley announced that every time she strays from her diet she donates $100 to her favorite charity. As a result 3 diseases have been completely eradicated."

    "In a new interview, Britney Spears says that about three weeks into her marriage to Kevin Federline they hit a rough patch. It was pretty bad because when they hit the rough patch their trailer skidded out of control?"

    "The other day at the Michael Jackson trial, it was revealed that one of the items in Michael's bedroom is a life size replica of C3PO from Star Wars. Jackson's C3PO looks just like the one in the movie except his is bent over at the waist"

    "Former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter was charged Tuesday with drunken driving. As a result, the pizza he was delivering did not arrive on time."

    "Some reporters are comparing now Michael Jackson to Martha Stewart by saying that if he's acquitted, he will comeback bigger than ever. Of course, the main reason they're comparing Michael to Martha is because they're both successful white women."

    "Earlier today, Michael Jackson appeared in court wearing pajama bottoms. Because if there's one thing you want to wear to a molestation trial, it's pajama bottoms."

    "Ozzy Osbourne announced he recently has a facelift. The operation began at noon and the anesthesia was administered starting in 1972."

    "J Lo's husband Marc Anthony says he has painted a full-size nude oil painting of J. Lo. Marc said he used brushes for the top half and a roller for the bottom half."

    "Yesterday at the Michael Jackson trial, there was testimony from the accuser's younger brother. As a result, Michael was furious saying, 'No one told me he had a younger brother.'"

    "It was reported today that the inmate who knitted the poncho that Martha Stewart has been wearing is a cocaine dealer and a crack addict. Which explains why it only took her 20 minutes to knit the poncho."

    "Earlier today, McDonalds announced they are planning to outsource the jobs of their drive-thru employees to call centers in India. Which is good news for those who though the current loudspeaker was too easy to understand."
     
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