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If they mated...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kaesthebluntedwonder, Apr 13, 2005.

  1. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder 12oz Elite Member

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    If they mated...

    Discussion started by kaesthebluntedwonder - Apr 13, 2005

    I hope
    this is new to ya'll, but either way, it's some good times waiting to be had...if you have nothing better to do, which if you're reading this, it's likely you don't. Anyway, cheers!

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  2. GEEB

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    I remember they once did one where bush and cheney where combined, and i think it came out to look like cheney anyways. its was hilarious.
     
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  4. Im Broke

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    Im Broke - Replied Apr 13, 2005

    i have seen this... they look more like if they were pushed
    together really hard by like a vice grip and morphed into one body.
     
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    Michael Bolton. Hahahaha...
     
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  6. saraday

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    seen this a few times but the Kelly + Justin one is HILARIOUS..
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Apr 13, 2005

    if 12ouncers somehow homosexually/mutatedly mated:

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    CACashRefund - Replied Apr 13, 2005

    This one was good.
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    lol, i love the conan obrien show, all his skits are genius (ala triumph the insult comic dog)
     
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    no dice those are fucking scary.
     
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    IN THE YEAR 2000.....


    I liked conan better when andy richter was his co-host
     
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    yes, and who can forget about "frankenstein wastes a minute of our time"

    did any see the one with the "walker texas ranger pull down lever"?
    that shit had me going for a week
     
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    ((im glad i'm the first to say))

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    FOR ME TO POOP ON!!@#$

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    That shit was Hillarious.Ecspecially when one of his jokes would go dry and he would just pull the lever.


    Or what about when someone kept prank calling him during the show.and then you found it was adam sandler the whole time.
     
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    Some quotables taken off the site.

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    "Yesterday at the Michael Jackson trial, there was testimony from the accuser's younger brother. As a result, Michael was furious saying, 'No one told me he had a younger brother.'"

    "It was reported today that the inmate who knitted the poncho that Martha Stewart has been wearing is a cocaine dealer and a crack addict. Which explains why it only took her 20 minutes to knit the poncho."

    "Earlier today, McDonalds announced they are planning to outsource the jobs of their drive-thru employees to call centers in India. Which is good news for those who though the current loudspeaker was too easy to understand."
     
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