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If I was really rich...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    i would go to my friends houses in other cities, and be like 'dude, lemme borrow your car, i gotta run to the store', then i would drive their car into a lake, and be like... dude, i drove your car into a lake, and i would laugh really hard, cause like...who fucking cares, i'm rich!!
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    are you trying to prove some point to tease or something?
  3. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    thats deep.seriously.

    but i would probably take their CD player first, even though i was rich.
  4. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8

    wow you really are bored today.......
  5. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    well, im listening to 50 cent, and he said something about how you could see him in cali rolling in one of dre's ferrari's, or in detroit in one of em's whips, and so i just start thinking.... when you've got dumb money, like more money than you could ever need, then shit means nothing to you. at that point, it would be funny to do shit that was just absolutely retarded. setting their car on fire, filling their swimming pool with jello... i mean, they cant be mad, cause you'll just make a call to the dealership, and they'll hand deliver another one in an hour ya know. it's just the retard factor that makes me laugh.
  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    hahahahaha......dood youre killing me

    i wish you had won the 250 mil powerball.....
  7. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    talk about a waste. the family that won is from missouri and the biggest thing they talked about buying was a new tractor!

    id buy a tractor to try and jump cars with or something. but for practical use? funk that.
  8. JimmieWalker

    JimmieWalker Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2003 Messages: 1,345 Likes Received: 0
    if I were rich I would buy high priced attorneys for me and all my friends. Then who care if you go to jail.
  9. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    seeks, do that shit anyway, who cares if you're rich or not
  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    hahaha i always thought about shit like that. Like going to a dealership and test driving a new corvette straight into a brick wall and being like "Whooa! Sorry about that!" Then just try and leave. Best believe that i will do the damn thing if i become rich and get it on tape.:)
  11. miles apart

    miles apart Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 407 Likes Received: 0
    Sure seems like it.
  12. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,493 Likes Received: 211
    if i were rich i wouldnt let any you u fuckers touch my shit........but i would be glad to go and fuck your hit up any time without your permission
  13. se_FOUR

    se_FOUR Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,796 Likes Received: 1
    Listening to 50 cent should be against the law, that shit is weak!
  14. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    didn't they want to add a brembo brake kit for that?
  15. loopsnew

    loopsnew New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 95 Likes Received: 0
    who are they racing? the chicken across the road? haha. nah. if anything, i'll bet they'll pimp it out...customized saleen kit, hids, bags...hahha. i'd photoshop what i'm imagining but i'm too lazy atm.

    if i was stoopid rich, i'd act the same middle class person i am, but go to like...rodeo drive and do the whole pretty woman stint. you know, have haughty bitches all disdainin me. then i'd be like bam! big mistake. hidden power. fucking with peoples perceptions. exuding a totally different persona than what is.

    i'd renovate my house. secure property in the costa del sol. buy some boobies, the real kind. hire people to do the things they love. and pay them what they deserve. like artists and teachers.

    i'd travel alot. not work unless i wanted to. money can't buy happiness. but it enables it. a fine line. my family. whatever they wanted, i'd give them. unless it was like... they wanted me to hire a hit man or something. so yeah. money. never have wanted to just do something ...well, actually. i take that back. always wanted to ram the hell out of cars that piss me off. errm. yeah.