MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 YO ITS ABOUT THAT TIME FOR ME TO POST A THREAD ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT HAS NO RELEVANCE TO ANYTHING, BUT FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS AND I WILL GLADLY ANSWER THEM...MOST OF THE TIME WHEN I EAT MCDONALDS I'LL BE SATISFIED AND SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? LIKE ILL BE LIKE "AHHH IM FULL" THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER I FEEL LIKE SHIT. WHY IS THAT? IS MCDONALDS TRYING TO POISON THE URBAN YOUTH? RACKING OUTTA STATE IS SO SWEET ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. ITS LIKE NIGGAS ARENT EVEN TRYING TO SECURE ANYTHING, PAINT IS ALL OUT, NO CAGES, I JUST BE KNOCKING CANS INTO THE CART AND WALK OUT WITH THE SHIT. WHATS GOOD WITH THAT? THEY ALWAYS HAVE MY FAVORITE COLORS TOO (BURGUNDY FLAT BLACK & WHITE AND HARBOR BLUE) CHEEZ IS GETTING UP ALOT IN THE BX, (DTB KILLAS!) PROPS TO HIM...UMMM WHAT ELSE. OH YO DID YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU ASK A BITCH A QUESTION ALOT OF THEM RESPOND WITH "MMHMM" BUT NOT A NORMAL "MMHMM" LIKE A MAAAD HIGH PITCHED ONE...IS IT JUST ME? THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE FURTHER EXPLAINED YO MAN MY WIFE IS TAKING DANCE CLASSES AGAIN (SHE'S BEEN DANCING SINCE SHE WAS 4 AND STOPPED WHEN SHE WAS 19, NOW SHE'S BACK INTO IT) SO I'LL BE WALKING AROUND THE CRIB AND SHIT AND SHE'LL BE THROWING HER LEG UP ON THE WALL DOING A SPLIT STANDING UP AND SHIT, SHE EVEN DOES IT IN THE SHOWER, THAT SHITS GOTTA BE DANGEROUS YO...IN THE SHOWER? COME ON. I NEED A WHITE OWL, I HATE DUTCHES, I DONT KNOW WHY NIGGAS ARE ALWAYS ACTING LIKE DUTCHES ARE THE SHIT...I FUCKING HATE DUTCHES, GIMME A WOE OR A PHILLY ANY DAY. ANYWAY I WONDER IF THERES ANOTHER DUDE THAT WRITES "MEROE" OUT THERE, I THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT WHEN IM DUSTED, MATTERFACT ME AND QUES HAD AN IN DEPTH CONVERSATION ABOUT THAT SHIT, LIKE "YO IMAGINE THAT SHIT WAS LIKE YOU IN A ANOTHER DIMENSION OR SOME SHIT, AND THEN YOU HAD TO FIND THE NIGGA AND CHOP HIS HEAD OFF LIKE HIGHLANDER"...I REMEMBER ONE TIME AT QUES' CRIB NIGGAS WERE ALL CRAZY LEAKED OUT AND Q POURED HIMSELF THE HUGEST BOWL OF CEREAL EVER AND WAS EATING THE SHIT WITH A BIG WOODEN SPOON, AND IS EATING THE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, THEN NASE GETS UP AND DOES AN OUTLINE ON THE WALL WITH ROACH SPRAY...LOL...THAT SHIT WAS SHINING LIKE CRAZY, THEN QUES POPS COMES IN AND IS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" AND QUES IS WALKING OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH HIS HEAD IN THE CEREAL BOWL AND BUMPS INTO HIS POPS AND SPILLS THE CEREAL ALL OVER AND JUST STANDS THERE LIKE A DEREL. THATS WHAT DUST DOES TO YOU B, SHIT IS BAD NEWS. YO I WISH IT WAS SUMMERTIME ALREADY SO I COULD GO DRINK BEER IN FRONT AND NOT BE ALL COOPED UP AND SHIT, ITS REAL EASY TO GET LOST IN QUEENS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE NUMBERS AND SHIT, YOU COULD CALL YOUR BOY UP LIKE "YO IM LOST" "WHERE YOU AT? "UHHH IM ON 90TH" "90TH WHAT?" "90TH PLACE" "90TH PLACE?" "YEAH AND 90TH AVE" "WHAT??" "FORGET IT I'LL TAKE A CAB" I REMEMBER ONE TIME WE WERE ALL CHILLIN DOWNTOWN AND ME AND QUES WERE MAD CUZ WE WERE TOTALLY SOBER AND NASE AND OVER ARE DRUNK, SO WE'RE POUTING AND SHIT, AND NASE IS SCREAMING AT SOME CHINESE DUDES BEEFING AND SHIT, SO WE RUN UP TO SEE WHAT THE DEAL IS, AND THE CHINESE DUDES ARE LIKE "NO GOOD ENGLISH, YOU WANT DRINK?" AND HANDS ME A 2 LITER OF SPRITE, SO IM LAUGHING LIKE "NAH NIGGA I DONT WANT SPRITE", AND CHINAMAN IS LIKE "NO NO NO SPRITE, DRINK"...SO I DRINK THE SHIT AND ITS KAMIKAZE! NIGGAS GAVE ME ANOTHER 2 LITER OF KAMIKAZE AND 2 2 LITERS OF COKE THAT ENDED UP BEING RUM & COKE!! SO WE GOT FUCKING WET AND ENDED UP SNATCHING NIGGAS NEXTEL'S IN THE STREET AND RUNNING RECKLESS...LIKE AN HOUR LATER NASE'S CHAIN WAS HANGING OUT AND THIS CHICK COMES UP TO HIM LIKE "PAPI YOU BETTER TUCK YOUR CHAIN IN" IM LIKE "WORD? IS DEBO COMING?" SO WHATEVER SHORTY IS FOLLOWING US AROUND OR WHATEVER AND IRV GOTTI STARTS KICKING IT TO HER AND SHIT AND IT TURNS OUT SHORTY IS A HOOKER, BUT SHE DIDNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT! LONG STORY SHORT SHE WAS LIKE YO FOR 500 BUCKS YOU GUYS CAN RUN A TRAIN ON ME, NOBODY WAS DOWN FOR THAT SHIT EXCEPT GOTTI CUZ HE'S THIRSTY, EITHER WAY I GOT A FLICK GRABBING HER TIT WITH QUES POINTING TO HER PUSSY (WHICH SHE'S SPLAYING TO THE FULLEST) WITH A HUGE BLUNT, THATS WHY I LIKE SUMMER BETTER THAN WINTER. CUZ I'LL BE AT THE STRIP RIDING SCRUBGUN IN PUN'S CAR DOING DRIVE BY MALT LIQUORINGS. YO I'M ON THE ILL RAMBLETHON. WHATEVER I'LL STOP NOW. HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I'M PUTTING OUT AN ALL BRONX GRAFFITI MAGAZINE SOON, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONTRIBUTIONS HOLLA AT ME. M E R O E RTEAM 04 FREE MELK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 didnt read any of that cause it was in all "caps-lock" and it was hurting my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Telo didnt read any of that cause it was in all "caps-lock" and it was hurting my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 You guys don't even know.. Mero is the funniest dude on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by chicken bone You guys don't even know.. Mero is the funniest dude on this board. fo rill. read that shit. mero is a sitcom waiting to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 post the flicks of the girl and yeah, that was a funny story :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 newbies dont know about that shit back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA ITS REAL EASY TO GET LOST IN QUEENS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE NUMBERS AND SHIT, YOU COULD CALL YOUR BOY UP LIKE "YO IM LOST" "WHERE YOU AT? "UHHH IM ON 90TH" "90TH WHAT?" "90TH PLACE" "90TH PLACE?" "YEAH AND 90TH AVE" "WHAT??" "FORGET IT I'LL TAKE A CAB" hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA NASE'S CHAIN WAS HANGING OUT AND THIS CHICK COMES UP TO HIM LIKE "PAPI YOU BETTER TUCK YOUR CHAIN IN" IM LIKE "WORD? IS DEBO COMING?" wuahahahha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Telo didnt read any of that cause it was in all "caps-lock" and it was hurting my eyes. neither did i.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 ha ha. Post the flix of the ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 You're wondering if there's another mero out there ??? there is, here, in france, a trainbomber that writes Omer - Mero... want flicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup You're wondering if there's another mero out there ??? there is, here, in france, a trainbomber that writes Omer - Mero... want flicks? YEAH THAT WOULD BE FRESH, THEN I COULD TAKE A TRIP TO FRANCE AND HIDE IN "LE LEYEUP" AND WAIT FOR HIM AND WHEN HE COMES TO ROCK A TRAIN I'LL JUST BE LIKE "BOOM!" AND CHOP YOUR MANS HEAD OFF WITH MY HIGHLANDER SWORD. :P M E R O E M L B R T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA "LE LEYEUP" bwahahaha http://www.graffiti.org/eyegasm/big/o/omer03.jpg'> http://www.graffiti.org/eyegasm/big/o/omer06.jpg'> http://www.graffiti.org/eyegasm/big/o/omer-kikil01.jpg'> couldn't find any Mero pieces on eyegasm, i know there are some online tho... granted not the best but maybe he's handy with a sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter ha ha. Post the flix of the ho. YO I TURNED MY HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN LOOKING FOR THOSE SHITS MAN AND I COULDNT FIND THEM, EITHER QUES OR GOTTI HAS THEM...I'LL DEFINETLY TRY TO HOOK THAT UP THOUGH, GOOD TIMES...IN THE MEANTIME HERE'S ANOTHER FEMALE ABUSE FLICK. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-1/598881/MOTIDDIES.JPG'> THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS OLD SCHOOL... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-1/598881/merotitshot.jpg'> M E R O E MLBTEAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 X! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 X??!!! Originally posted by Swiffer Jet X! :( FUUUUUUUUCK!!! GIMME A SECOND ILL TRY TO FIX IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oner Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA YEAH THAT WOULD BE FRESH, THEN I COULD TAKE A TRIP TO FRANCE AND HIDE IN "LE LEYEUP" AND WAIT FOR HIM AND WHEN HE COMES TO ROCK A TRAIN I'LL JUST BE LIKE "BOOM!" AND CHOP YOUR MANS HEAD OFF WITH MY HIGHLANDER SWORD. :P Oh shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v43/JOEYMILLIONS/MOTIDDIES.jpg'> http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v43/JOEYMILLIONS/mero_tit_shot.jpg'> THIS ONE IS OLD SCHOOL. M E R O E TBKS RT MLBMOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 UHHH I HOPE THAT WORKED. M E R O O O OE E E S SSS S S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 ha-ha....awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Dude... You pop up every few months and make everyone spit out their yoohoo's laughing and then gone again, back to the lab i guess. So is she your wife now? Is BigMeroMLB married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Pilau Hands Dude... You pop up every few months and make everyone spit out their yoohoo's laughing and then gone again, back to the lab i guess. So is she your wife now? Is BigMeroMLB married? NOT QUITE THERE, YOU KNOW HOW ENGAGMENTS ARE IN THE HOOD, THEY LAST LIKE 10 YEARS HAHA...BUT SHE SURE ACTS LIKE A WIFE...NAGGY AS FUCK. ANYWAY SPEAKING OF POPPING UP, WHATS UP WITH YOU MY NIGGA YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN TOURING THE WORLD, AND I SAW A CERTAIN SOMEONE ON THE TRAIN WHILE I WAS WORKING THE OTHER DAY. HOLLA AT ME. LETS GET SOME BEERS. MEROE MLB TEAM VNMS<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Shit mang... no fried Ramen? Tell the people about fried Ramen.. no need to be keeping that shit all pent up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 tell us the one about the time when someone got hit with a dead squirrel, i dont even remember how it goes anymore i just remember that shit was mad funny. anyone who doesnt read posts by killa here is sorely missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA YEAH THAT WOULD BE FRESH, THEN I COULD TAKE A TRIP TO FRANCE AND HIDE IN "LE LEYEUP" AND WAIT FOR HIM AND WHEN HE COMES TO ROCK A TRAIN I'LL JUST BE LIKE "BOOM!" AND CHOP YOUR MANS HEAD OFF WITH MY HIGHLANDER SWORD. :p Mero, you're fucking grade A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ_1113.jpg'> JAPANESE SYMBOL FUCKING FARTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Tahn Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 exactly why i always read a merojuana thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Shit mang... no fried Ramen? Tell the people about fried Ramen.. no need to be keeping that shit all pent up.. YO THE FUNNY SHIT IS THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE ON THE BOARD WHO DOES THAT ALSO...I FORGOT WHERE I READ IT, OR MAYBE IM BUGGING BUT I COULD SWEAR SOMEONE ON HERE SAID THAT SHIT AND I DIDNT EVEN COMMENT ON IT CUZ I THOUGHT IT WAS MY GIRL SPYING ON ME. WORD LIFE. BUT YEAH MY GIRL WILL BOIL RAMEN THEN WHEN ITS KINDA COOKED SHE'LL THROW IT IN A FRYING PAN WITH THE SOME OLIVE OIL AND OTHER SHIT, AND THEN EAT IT. ITS CRAZY. I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COMES UP WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THAT...I'LL CALL HER ON IT LIKE YO, WHY DO YOU DO THAT, THAT SHIT IS MAD WRONG...ITS LIKE BOILING TOAST. BUT WHATEVER, LONG AS HER ASS STAYS FAT AND SHE ACCEPTS ME FOR WHO I AM (CUE AWW'S, CUZ IF I JUST SAID THE ASS COMMENT I'D BE "SHALLOW"), THEN THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. M E R O E RT WHOO KID HOLLA AT ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by im not witty tell us the one about the time when someone got hit with a dead squirrel, i dont even remember how it goes anymore i just remember that shit was mad funny. anyone who doesnt read posts by killa here is sorely missing out. YO MAN SOMEONE TRY TO DIG THIS UP, I DONT EVEN REMEMBER HOW IT WENT DOWN, THERES LIKE 3 DEAD SQUIRREL STORIES IN MY HEAD AND THEY'RE ALL JUMBLING TOGETHER AND CONFUSING ME. ::ANEURYSM:: THAT POST IS ALMOST AS INFAMOUS AS YOUR PHOTOFUCKING DEE38 :lol:, THAT SHIT IS IN THE TOP 10. M E R O E M L B R T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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