seeking Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 i would hire a gang of thugs who stalked the paparazzi and kicked the living shit out of them on a weekly basis. then when they showed up the next night trying to get pics of me and their hands were broken and their faces were swollen up like babboon asses i'd be all like 'daaaaaaam brah, you don't look so hot' and i'd laugh at them. sometimes, when i was feeling extra frisky, i'd go out with the thugs myself and i'd wear like a batman mask or something, and i'd smash them in the face with a hammer and i'd say shit like 'oh shit, did i just hit you in the face with this hammer? i'm sorry, here, let me sop up the blood with this hammer' then i'd hit them again, and i'd keep fucking doing it over and over like that stupid ass 'pete and repeat are in a boat, pete jumps out, who's left?' joke. i think they'd get the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 choice thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 yo, this is kinda wack god. But it's still not gonna get closed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I believe there was a cheesy movie along these same lines awhile back.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 'oh shit, did i just hit you in the face with this hammer? i'm sorry, here, let me sop up the blood with this hammer' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Yeah, you'd show them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Papparazzi are bottom feeders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 If i was a celebrity the very most absolutly first thing i would do is check into a really expensive hotel and take a big poop in the bathroom without flushing the toilet. then id check out...all in three minuets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 if i was a celebrity id chop up then snort some rails of coke while letting people with video cameras record me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I would have an entourage of hot asian girl that would double as bodyguards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhouserocks Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 the cocaine would flow like water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I would be a recluse to add mystique to my persona. like J.D. Salinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I'd be on some Vinnie Chase shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 ..I'd paint a picture, I'd climb a tree, I'd sing the songs that I liked to sing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 i was just thinking i hadn't seen you post in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 and the headline in the enquirer... rumpuncher - the celeb pyro - sets fire to stalker paparazzi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 if i was a celeb. id' be like "whats up you dumb bitches?!" then they be like "yo, im a celeb and im kickin' it and i'd be like "what up kid?" and they be like "paparazzi ain't got shit to do on me." then of coourse i'd be like yo kid im drunk then whats up, paint a whole car then blow that shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by crackhouserocks@Nov 19 2005, 02:35 AM the cocaine would flow like water Quoted post I think "the cocaine would blow like the hot sand of the Sahara" would be more fitting but to each their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I would live like HST. sidenote-is it possible to copyright your own self for publication use? I had this conversation with someone in regards to stars copyrighting themselves so that paparazzis couldn't use any images without legal consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by LENS+Nov 18 2005, 10:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Nov 18 2005, 10:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-crackhouserocks@Nov 19 2005, 02:35 AM the cocaine would flow like water Quoted post I think "the cocaine would blow like the hot sand of the Sahara" would be more fitting but to each their own Quoted post [/b] this reminds me of an episode of MAD tv were those three black guys play the black version of the three stooges, and they are hired to kill this coke lord, and when they show up at the coke lords party they end up haveing a cocain fight and everyone's just throwing bags of cocain at each other...it was hilarious for some reason it made me laugh and for another it made me wonder... do rich people have annual cocain fights all while we are thinking they are having upper-crust get togethers in a beach house in the hamptons? hmmm. :five-o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 :nope: ya lost your touch man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 i'd glad about my good fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I would have somebody spread peanut butter on me and place a line of raisins to make "bugs on a log"... Changing thread titles is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Nov 19 2005, 09:08 AM choice thread. Quoted post I'm not completley suire what this thread is about, but I get the jist. In all realness though. This is the most brownnose bitchmade shit I've seen in awhile. But your very young so I'll forgive you. Just this once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 seeking: you've lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 casek: you never found it. i just had to.ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 TEAM HANDSOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 WHAT!!!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Way to get banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Id walk around naked all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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