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if i was a big time celebrity...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    i would hold press confrences for the absolute most ridiculous shit.
    like, i would act all serious, like i was gonna announce some big thing, then just go off about how much i like ethiopean food. and i would field questions about my favorite dishes, and i'd share some of my favorite eating experiences. and i'd act all serious, like john malkovich or christopher walken. it would be hot.... and i spose i could only pull it off once a year or so, perhaps more if i held alot of real press conferences, but still. for those couple times, it would be very worth the effort of wasting everyones time.

    ps. i would hold the press confrences in my garage, while sitting in one of my many luxury automobiles.

    thats all.
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    walken is serious?

    You know that if you jerk the press around too much they'll
    just stop covering you like they did with Denis Rodman. They
    got sick of his stunts and decided to say 'Forget him'.

    Or you'd end up like Tim Robbins / Susan Sarandon who seem
    to hop onto any cause they choose to support as if the people
    actually care about what celebs think. People care more about
    Pam Andersons current chest size and who Russel Crowe is plugging.

    but yeah... do it in your garage.... in coveralls!
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    [i]I ... I ate some delicious kung pao chicken today. Delicious.[/i]
  4. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    I would never wanna be a celeb...
  5. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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  6. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

    Joined: Nov 19, 2002 Messages: 5,691 Likes Received: 0
    i am a celebrity! act a fool!

    :lol: ;) :beat:
  7. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

    Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Messages: 1,601 Likes Received: 0
    If i were a celeb...

    i would be the most selfish, greedy, polluting, asshole i could be. Just because i could do it and get away with it.;) :lol:

    :king: Krook :rich-celeb-oner:
  8. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 1,484 Likes Received: 0
  9. Seek, you should hold online press conferences here on 12oz. Like post a sticky a week before and let everyone know something major is gonna happen...
  10. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    i would definitely be able to get away with being this ugly....:lol: :lol: :lol: and u bet yer ass i would be in some other country instead of on a website forum....
  11. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 687 Likes Received: 0
    tom green did that.

    him and monica lewinsky held a press conference and everyone expected it to be that they were getting married. then he just said that they needed cloth for monicas handbags that she makes.

    or something like that.
  12. 455

    455 Guest

    I'd live in wooden shack with no heat or air conditioning,reading Guns and Ammo on the porch over by the outhouse,have a 4x4 Rolls Royce and 20 broads to mow my lawn.
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i would host a press conference to announce when and where i would be taking a shit next.i would make it my "trademark" to take a shit in pricey restaurant bathrooms and write reviews of the experience in my quarterly magazine entitled, "i give a shit quarterly."

    no, no i wouldn't. i have to take a shit, now...excuse me.
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    ctrl+alt+del Guest

  15. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5