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If graffiti were a sexual act it would be like...


Rodney Trotter

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Sketching outlines - Daydreaming about sex.

Colouring in your outlines - Masterbation.

Bombing - Getting hold of a nice girl and getting to suck her titties and feel her pussy.

Painting a legal Wall - Having sex with a blow up doll.

Painting a freight - Having sex with an ugly girl.

Painting a clean train - Having sex with a hot girl.

Painting a clean train, then catching flix as it runs crowded, through the city during rush hour - Getting deep throat from some superfly honey, whilst you get to eat out her freshly shaven pussy, and she comes in your face.

Scratch bombing/etch bombing - self mutilation.

 

And yes, before anyone says, I am a filthy, perveted, dirty old man.

:love2:

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

Sketching outlines - Daydreaming about sex.

Colouring in your outlines - Masterbation.

Bombing - Getting hold of a nice girl and getting to suck her titties and feel her pussy.

Painting a legal Wall - Having sex with a blow up doll.

Painting a freight - Having sex with an ugly girl.

Painting a clean train - Having sex with a hot girl.

Painting a clean train, then catching flix as it runs crowded, through the city during rush hour - Getting deep throat from some superfly honey, whilst you get to eat out her freshly shaven pussy, and she comes in your face.

Scratch bombing/etch bombing - self mutilation.

 

And yes, before anyone says, I am a filthy, perveted, dirty old man.

:love2:

 

I'm going to go with the clean train comparison!!!

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Originally posted by CATS

You have enough time on your habds to tell me what talking about it it then right....

What the fuck are you trying to say. Take a 6th grade typing class dude!

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