-Rage- Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Who would perform what? Beardo - the mad radiohead bootlegger (can make a bootleg in 1 minute) Mental Invalid - would try to beat beardo Seeking - Winona Ryder's ping pong ball trick (South Park reference) BIGMETALCIRCUS - we can see how many of those circus peanuts he can eat in a half-hour Poop Man Bob - juggling three toilet bowls at once Dr. Frink Oner - inventing a machine that will have him win the talent show Boogie Hands - sitting on his ass Gnes - "gettin' drunk" Taco Bell Bomber - how many hot sauce packets he can drink in a half-hour Smart - holding the longest bong hit fr8oholic - pulling a caboose with his teeth Secret - "gettin' drunk" and trying to beat Gnes at his own game More later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 i might wanna be the crazy midget carnie who dresses up like a mad clown. yeah thats me i called it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 28, 2001 Author Share Posted October 28, 2001 How's that a talent though Platapie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 ill be the guy who eats MORE hot sauce packets than taco bell bomber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 i'd be the one around here that actally does graffiti. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiderock Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Originally posted by bug i'd be the one around here that actally does graffiti. :cool: -insert sarcasm here... you left that litle part out dood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 okay..this is a weird subject but im bored.. I would be the Gypsy on the hill..Which huge hoop earings..and a small lit up globe..that I took with me everywhere..and shook menacely in people faces.."I know your future" I never wear shoes.. I would have a small string of herum girls with strings of small bells around thier ankles..Our tour van would be stacked with everything you need..this are breakdancing herum girls by the way.. mr lonely heart is my fan boy..haha..he feeds me grapes.. along in my string of talent would be the incredible beard..a man who unlike any other could build sky scrapers out of popsickle sticks..amusement parks..skate parks..tree forts..and so on..quite a joy to have along on the tour.. he too has an army..with consists of mental invalid,pilau hands and drake mallard..these kids get the fun job of eating all the popsicles to deliver the sticks.,you will know them by their rainbow mouths..and constantly blue toungues.. up on the hill..is a large stage..where a wizard lives..with a booming voice he grants your wishes..from a projection..smart runs the whole show in a small cut of cutain behind the stage.. el mammero is his host..and also magician..who turns femme bots into real ladies..who also give lap dances for a small fee.. mune is a magician as well..tortured by his past..he looms in the shadows only to come on during the second act..and can contort his body into any shape.. secret is the lion tamer..whippeeesh.. mesthree is that chick from the levis commercial with the hoola hoops..hot damn.. seeking is the best harmonica player youve ever seen.. southern kid is his banjo back up..get along little doggy boring bastard is the hot dog vendor..who yacks about the old town..and the stories oh the stories..but can never seems to give you correct change brown twinkie..can bend steel..he has a workshop..where you can have anything scuplted out of metal.. ouija is the invisible man..hold onto your wallets.. shit im running out of things..dammit ill be back.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 At this time I saw the force field like some sort of sparkling psychic plasma which covered me and starting crawling and covering everything I touched. The look of the transparent plasma I saw is very hard to describe. It made me and everything I touched a bit sparkling and different and at one time it seemed like another reality trying to slide over the usual reality. I was a bit afraid to get my girlfriend also trapped in this field and so I left the room and closed the door and followed the force and went down the second staircase. At this point I felt quite sober and clear mentally but the force field was still there pulling on me but now I tried to oppose it with my will and this sort of worked but was very difficult. At this point another friend who lived there just came in and looking at me he asked if I was felling well. I said 'Yes. . but I don't wanna follow this. . (force)' and than I realized that he was not feeling it and I was the only one. I felt embarassed as a experienced psychonaut to be in a situation like this but I was happy not to be alone. I now had the sensation that the forcefield is getting weaker and it was easier to control it. I told him that I have smoked a new plant and that it is unlike anything I had before and very strong but I could handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 im the dj (with several others) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 iim a freestyle mad man wword, yo check it Im a taggin man, i grab da can watch out, i might tag your van. my real name is dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Makros- satan man. the lives unwelcomedly in the raftors and terroizes the audience. Webmaster- the the kind hearted ringleader Seeking Innocense- ? Drake Mallard- duckman Pilau Hands- the stinky handed man boogie hands- pickpocket bigmetalcircus- peanut man fred kreug- fortune teller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 whatever I invented wouldn't work... I would probably sulk for about an hour and... go home and get on 12oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 i think it that 12oz is more of a side show than a talent show, with all the freaks on here. i'd be the tattooed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 ill sport spandex and wear an eye patch striped pants and do back spins while ballacing a forty on my nose so i dont think secret can compete!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 hahaha, what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEKrocstar OTR CFC Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 id be the incredible tatooed freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Just like in the 12oz movie, I would be this guy: http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-177-06.jpg'> And chicken bone would be the guy that pops out between my legs every 15 minutes and whispers "chicken bone!". Of course, I'd have to be stationed outside of the venue where this event is being held. At several times during the night, one of the girls of 12oz comes out and sprays Lysol on me, and reminds the audience that I am not an android. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 ill be the janitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIM THE JOB Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 i wouldnt be in the show, but id sell cotton candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 29, 2001 Author Share Posted October 29, 2001 Originally posted by Umpa Loompa i wouldnt be in the show, but id sell cotton candy. Everyone likes cotton candy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 All of the Stonecutters would be locked in one of those huge spherical cages with our bikes. We would then start riding around in circles in the cage. As we gained speed we would start to go up on the sides of the cage and even up side down. Faster and faster … missing each other by mere fractions of an inch. For the grand finale, we would put a cute little kitten (held by an attractive female audience member) right in the bottom center of the cage and continue riding around the kitten. Ladies and gentlemen … children of all ages … come witness the death-defying acts of the world famous Stonecutters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Management.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 yep, that's right... I'm the professional grape-feeder and "personal assistant" to sieloette.... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Originally posted by bEeRiZgoOoOd id be the incredible tatooed freak. hey, i already signed up to be the tattooed guy! unless you 've got tats on your face or something, then you can have the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 i would shove potatoes up my ass then push them out in the form of french fries. what do you think i have a pretty good chance at winning.;) :D :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Originally posted by bug i'd be the one around here that actally does graffiti. :cool: wait wait wait... you mean someone on here actually DOES graffiti??? holy fuckin shit....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 29, 2001 Author Share Posted October 29, 2001 ^^^^ hehehehe ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 http://ftp.arl.mil/ftp/war-gif/aaa1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Originally posted by SIELOETTE okay..this is a weird subject but im bored.. seeking is the best harmonica player youve ever seen.. southern kid is his banjo back up..get along little doggy boring bastard is the hot dog vendor..who yacks about the old town..and the stories oh the stories..but can never seems to give you correct change shit im running out of things..dammit ill be back.. That's fucking hilarious!!! I'm the loud mouthed "hot dog vendor"??!!! HAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!! The stories.. oh the stories.....HAHAHAHAAA!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 i no theres no talent in being the midget carnie. but i provide amusment for peopel and without amusment between acts at the show who nos peopelmight jus go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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