Harpo Marx Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 if 12 oz were movie who would be who in the cast? Beardo- The crazy hippie who keeps on falling out of his van Freddy Kreuger- the guy who consumes violent amounts of alchohol but still seems to be more coordinated than the rest of the cast T.T. Boy- in the beginning of the movie he gets a call and on his computer moniter we see some porn Seeking- The smartass who is always right and knows it http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> Secret- Not the guy's girl. She's not the desprate one in this case. She can kick the leading guy's ass. Suburban Bum- An extra who accidently trips someone in the main cast for one of the comedic points in the film FR8oholic- part of the main cast. Sorta the guy who helps out but isnt one of those 3 dimensional characters Tow Up- the love affection of the hero but is her own woman. Cracked- another smart guy in the film, makes sure there are ways not to get caught but still has enough balls to jump out of an 8th story window into a tree to escape the bad guys. Ouija- the strong silent guy in the film Ibtease- the all out supporting actor Bigmetals- the driver of the Ice Cream truck Bob Hope- on a mission in the amazon Webmaster- The faceless 'god' type figure in the film. more to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhahahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaahahaha... i nearly shot sierra nevada all over my keyboard man. thank you. hahhahhahaahha... at least i'm not polish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 Gnes- a Ninja Turtle--nah id be the sleeping giant-----nah im the idiot that everyone thinks is smart in the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 Makros- Satan Seym- the brother of makros. although this doesnt play in with the plot. Rodeojones- walks around with a whip and amazon gear El mamarro- another heavy drinker in the film. Komega- makes several attempts at trapping the entire cast in a bus and tries to get everyone high. Devilush- Another love affection in the movie, but still can hold her own. Mr. Raven- one of the men at 'headquarters' (said in a brittish accent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 Originally posted by fr8oholic: psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhahahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaahahaha... i nearly shot sierra nevada all over my keyboard man. thank you. hahhahhahaahha... at least i'm not polish!!! no prob man. heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 i'm thinkin this movie would be sorta like Dogma: real characters, mythological characters, characters based on stereotypes, interesting and silly, all at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 MisPantalones- the conservative in the film Gnes- a 'jungleman' who rides giant turtles Sonik 3000- when there's arguements he tries to stay clear but can't help breaking them up with his brain power Miz303- dies early in the film. there's a small fred kreug steez scene and he gets those swoosh balls alright. But somehow he comes back like the russian guy in diehard and everyone on 12 oz. slowly 'delete's' his character with the clicks of mice. (?) WebmasterUno- i dont know this guy. someone help out --zesto-- kinda quiet throughout the whole movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 Sudz- sorta like newt in Alien, but in this case runs the the big dogs in the graf scene. And keeps himself alive on pop-tarts and cereal from a crashed breakfast truck. Zack Morris- likes to set things on fire Ewokdotcom- a furry little man who seems to know the strange planet quite well BullFrog- ? Drake Mallard- gallager steez on yo ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 so... I'm like 2900 posts, registered in April 2k and 1st one w/ 1000 posts, on the legitimate, no puffin up or butting in, and you think I'm not in this movie? shit... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 oh jesus... Sorry Smart- But yeah, in the movie you're another supporting role. You always stay sane and don't go crazy. You always try to maintain a cool head in times where a lot of people panic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 ..and at less than 100 posts I'll just be the key grip...or maybe catering! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 I probably wouldn't even score a cameo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 I'll be the director! AAAAAACCTTTTIIIIIOOONNNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizOne Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 What actors play what members? Can I be an extra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIM THE JOB Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 i could be a store clerk who cant see over the counter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUNE Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 i guess im the quiet guy who broods in the corner.. just brought into play for asshole value. ------------------ "Rain, it's rain again, rain down on my parade, i'm wrong you're right it's not what you would do - walk one mile in these shoes..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Taco bell Bomber Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 i serve you all food when u come to eat a taco bell..then i blow you up then the camera stops at me i say my one 1 line "man i dont feel like singing bno more" then i start beat boxing for the 12min and the movie ends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 WAIT!!! for original heads only... remember whan we squared off, picked teams, and geared for the rumble? that's gotta be in this movie somewhere!!! straight head bussin'! ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHICANOFUNK Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 can i be "drunken bystander #5"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 I want to play the bank robber... I want a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a gun in the other. I want to hold someone hostage and have a high speed chase with the police. Then I'll have my mafioso friends help me flee the country where I'll be somewhere in Italy enjoying fine dining and fine men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 Originally posted by Secret: I want to play the bank robber... I want a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a gun in the other. I want to hold someone hostage and have a high speed chase with the police. Then I'll have my mafioso friends help me flee the country where I'll be somewhere in Italy enjoying fine dining and fine men. that's you and me Secret, cruising Rome in the Mazzeratti like Shaft in Africa... oh wait, you said fine men... hush yo mouth, I'm just talkin about Smart... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 Originally posted by fr8oholic: at least i'm not polish!!! fuck that, your crazy polisgh... dont even front koslowski... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 mad mad drama... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 dude, i got shaft in africa on tape. that shit is crazy funny... when dude bangs oll girl up in the hut... shit was classic... "two dogs died today" haha... shaft in africa... seeking in detroit... weeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 so seeking can help on the continuity, obviously he knows of the scene I speak... that movie is pretty hot but it's no Blackula ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 i dont know about continuity, but i do know about how this one time i come back to my house after being on vacation for two weeks and secret is sleeping in my fucking bed! shit was ridiculous. 'what are you doing here?' 'oh, i had court balh blah' 'fuck it, lets cuddle' 'ok.' yup, its about time the world knows. i cuddled with secret. it was cute. eat yoru hearts out fuckers. seeking/cuddle master 1200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 wait... you're saying the world didn't know that? ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last slave Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 with my # of posts i probably wouldn't even be in the credits..but if i were in the movie i'd probably die in the opening scene... an um what the hell would this movie be about??? 2 hours of shittalking, twisted humur, brief nudity, politics, relationships,cartoon violence,bits of vandalism and more shit talking.it'd like a rated x version of American Pie. ------------------ fuckitwhocares [This message has been edited by the last slave (edited 09-15-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 Originally posted by Smart: that's you and me Secret, cruising Rome in the Mazzeratti like Shaft in Africa... oh wait, you said fine men... hush yo mouth, I'm just talkin about Smart... Yeah that shit was way better than the other two shafts...but I give my vote to truck turner. seriously. or maybe even..... the mac!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest freddy kreuger Posted September 15, 2001 Share Posted September 15, 2001 Originally posted by the last slave: an um what the hell would this movie be about??? 2 hours of shittalking, twisted humur, brief nudity, politics, relationships,cartoon violence,bits of vandalism and more shit talking.it'd like a rated x version of American Pie. HAHAHAHAHA...excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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