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If 12 oz were a movie..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Harpo Marx, Sep 14, 2001.

  1. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    if 12 oz were movie who would be who in the cast?

    Beardo- The crazy hippie who keeps on falling out of his van

    Freddy Kreuger- the guy who consumes violent amounts of alchohol but still seems to be more coordinated than the rest of the cast

    T.T. Boy- in the beginning of the movie he gets a call and on his computer moniter we see some porn

    Seeking- The smartass who is always right and knows it http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

    Secret- Not the guy's girl. She's not the desprate one in this case. She can kick the leading guy's ass.

    Suburban Bum- An extra who accidently trips someone in the main cast for one of the comedic points in the film

    FR8oholic- part of the main cast. Sorta the guy who helps out but isnt one of those 3 dimensional characters

    Tow Up- the love affection of the hero but is her own woman.

    Cracked- another smart guy in the film, makes sure there are ways not to get caught but still has enough balls to jump out of an 8th story window into a tree to escape the bad guys.

    Ouija- the strong silent guy in the film

    Ibtease- the all out supporting actor

    Bigmetals- the driver of the Ice Cream truck

    Bob Hope- on a mission in the amazon

    Webmaster- The faceless 'god' type figure in the film.

    more to come
  2. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2

    i nearly shot sierra nevada all over my keyboard man. thank you. hahhahhahaahha...

    at least i'm not polish!!!
  3. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    Gnes- a Ninja Turtle--nah id be the sleeping giant-----nah im the idiot that everyone thinks is smart in the movie
  4. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    Makros- Satan

    Seym- the brother of makros. although this doesnt play in with the plot.

    Rodeojones- walks around with a whip and amazon gear

    El mamarro- another heavy drinker in the film.

    Komega- makes several attempts at trapping the entire cast in a bus and tries to get everyone high.

    Devilush- Another love affection in the movie, but still can hold her own.

    Mr. Raven- one of the men at 'headquarters' (said in a brittish accent)
  5. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    no prob man. heh
  6. bug

    bug Guest

    i'm thinkin this movie would be sorta like Dogma: real characters, mythological characters, characters based on stereotypes, interesting and silly, all at the same time
  7. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    MisPantalones- the conservative in the film

    Gnes- a 'jungleman' who rides giant turtles

    Sonik 3000- when there's arguements he tries to stay clear but can't help breaking them up with his brain power

    Miz303- dies early in the film. there's a small fred kreug steez scene and he gets those swoosh balls alright. But somehow he comes back like the russian guy in diehard and everyone on 12 oz. slowly 'delete's' his character with the clicks of mice. (?)

    WebmasterUno- i dont know this guy. someone help out

    --zesto-- kinda quiet throughout the whole movie
  8. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    Sudz- sorta like newt in Alien, but in this case runs the the big dogs in the graf scene. And keeps himself alive on pop-tarts and cereal from a crashed breakfast truck.

    Zack Morris- likes to set things on fire

    Ewokdotcom- a furry little man who seems to know the strange planet quite well

    BullFrog- ?

    Drake Mallard- gallager steez on yo ass
  9. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    so... I'm like 2900 posts, registered in April 2k and 1st one w/ 1000 posts, on the legitimate, no puffin up or butting in, and you think I'm not in this movie?


    2 Can Sam
  10. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    oh jesus...
    Sorry Smart- But yeah, in the movie you're another supporting role. You always stay sane and don't go crazy. You always try to maintain a cool head in times where a lot of people panic
  11. Mr.LonelyHeart

    Mr.LonelyHeart Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    ..and at less than 100 posts I'll just be the key grip...or maybe catering!
  12. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
    I probably wouldn't even score a cameo....
  13. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    I'll be the director!

  14. BizOne

    BizOne Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 1,044 Likes Received: 0
    What actors play what members?

    Can I be an extra?

    RIM THE JOB Member

    Joined: Mar 10, 2001 Messages: 445 Likes Received: 0
    i could be a store clerk who cant see over the counter!