Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 a few of us have started a new job field.. here at I.O.K.S.M. we will slay any kitten with ninja techniques, take care of skunks with our etchbath supersoakers, and preform very very late abortions (none earlier than the 140th trimester). if any one is interested in or services please reply. I.O.K.S.M. ------------ Robocop Tyler Durden CNTRL ALT DLT dr. dazzle Greedy Mars IntangibleFame ZackAttack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Remember.....it's not murder if it's abortion...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Yes. PLease beleive. If you have cats,skunks, or really old fetus' that have already left the womb, call us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://www.puregraffiti.com/upload/attachment.php3?s=&postid=25189'> yo....you see that shit up their? thats what we ride when we be slaughtering kittens. hellz yeah dawg. the kittens are taking the highways......then they're moving into your hometowns, dont think it cant happen to you. you may not have the skillz (yes, with a 'z'...) to kill the kittens. we crucify them if you like for an extra schilling. call us today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 money is no object... so start with Mapo, then Blink ATX... contact me when that's done, we'll arrange payment and I'll give you 2 more names... ABORT THEM WITH EXTREME PREDJUDICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 you got it smart.. what method of abortion would u like.. Etch Bath Coat Hanger Poison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 you choose, be creative... and don't forget your polaroid camera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Smart, we do have a 2 for the price of one deal if you are interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 you guys make me sick, but hungry at the same time. spaghetti anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by sirmanofslur you guys make me sick, but hungry at the same time. spaghetti anyone? my guess is your pregnant....you know how to contact us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 hmmmm...i'll personally perform this one. i can crucify mapo and blink in a......shall we say............"comprimising" posistion on a cross. that should make for some good polaroids. or i can just use my gold chainsaw to cut them apart and sew them back together into a big gay.........gay. and then you can beat them to death if you like. or watch me do it. whatever works for you...the customer is always right at Iced Out Kitten Slayers and More INC..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 when my ice is blangin.. yall start twangin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del Smart, we do have a 2 for the price of one deal if you are interested well, I do have a rather long list, perhaps we can discuss a bulk rate... I'll have my lawyers call your lawyers and we'll get this ironed out at some james bond type party on a 250 foot private yacht or something... just wait for me at the heli-pad around 4 tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 im hungry too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 we also sell coats made of the kittens we kill. those usually run for $200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 wouldnt happen to have any siamese kitten coats in stock would you ? ill gladly take them off your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 oh smart... could you make this a sticky por favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Obsolete wouldnt happen to have any siamese kitten coats in stock would you ? ill gladly take them off your hands those run $300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 a price im willing to pay , put me down for 2 my good man , if theyre good quality , i might reuturn with some business for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 i should mention that the kittens faces make up the hood of the coat. when you pull it up over your head its about 20 kitten faces streched out....it almost looks like theyre smiling! fuck kittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 we can put cat claws on the sleeves for an extra 50 bucks. very stylish, very sharp and very handy if someone attempts to steal your fine cat coat. simply strike out with them and laugh at the astonishment on their face when they find that they are being mauled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Dr. Dazzle handles the fashion aspects of the crew and I can assure you the merchandise is of the highest quality...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Obsolete a price im willing to pay , put me down for 2 my good man , if theyre good quality , i might reuturn with some business for you top quality made by little children in india, but you must pardon the blood stains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://www.karateandfitness.com/images/ninjas%20class.jpg'> here we have our young I.O.K.S.M training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://www.karateandfitness.com/images/lilninjasgirl.JPG'> The Kitten Skull Crusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://lorensantow.com/places/places_photos/Flying-ninjas.jpg'> heres our ninja kitten killing suits.. let me note that they are made out of 100% kitten scalp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 well im convinced , sounds like some quality shit you boys are running here, good luck slaying/torturing cats , i shall feel proud to rock my kitten coat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://www.warnerbros.co.jp/catsanddogs/img/cd_cat05.jpg'> this is a kitten getting its abdomen crushed in the hands of Tyler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 i am the worlds greatest ninja that is. http://bergetti.com/marionettes/new/ninja.jpg'> hiyagh! juda chopching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 http://www.petstation.com/duncan.jpg'> look at the terror in the eyes of this vermin. This picture i took as a momento of my first kill. i use the fur of this cat as a warmer for my cat-machete so it doesnt get cold. dead cats serve a purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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