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Iced Out Kitten Slayers and More INC.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Robocop, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. Robocop

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    Iced Out Kitten Slayers and More INC.

    Discussion started by Robocop - Jul 29, 2002

    a few of us have started a new job field.. here at I.O.K.S.M. we will slay any kitten with ninja techniques, take care of skunks with our etchbath supersoakers, and preform very very late abortions (none earlier than the 140th trimester). if any one is interested in or services please reply.

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  2. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    Remember.....it's not murder if it's abortion......
     
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  3. ctrl+alt+del

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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    Yes. PLease beleive. If you have cats,skunks, or really old fetus' that have already left the womb, call us.
     
  4. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    http://www.puregraffiti.com/upload/attachment.php3?s=&postid=25189'>


    yo....you see that shit up their? thats what we ride when we be slaughtering kittens. hellz yeah dawg.

    the kittens are taking the highways......then they're moving into your hometowns, dont think it cant happen to you.

    you may not have the skillz (yes, with a 'z'...) to kill the kittens. we crucify them if you like for an extra schilling. call us today!
     
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    Smart - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    money is no object... so start with Mapo, then Blink ATX... contact me when that's done, we'll arrange payment and I'll give you 2 more names... ABORT THEM WITH EXTREME PREDJUDICE!
     
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  6. Robocop

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    Robocop - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    you got it smart.. what method of abortion would u like..

    Etch Bath
    Coat Hanger
    Poison
     
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    Smart - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    you choose, be creative... and don't forget your polaroid camera!
     
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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    Smart, we do have a 2 for the price of one deal if you are interested
     
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    capindikfays - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    you guys make me sick, but hungry at the same time.



    spaghetti anyone?
     
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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    my guess is your pregnant....you know how to contact us.
     
  11. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    hmmmm...i'll personally perform this one. i can crucify mapo and blink in a......shall we say............"comprimising" posistion on a cross. that should make for some good polaroids. or i can just use my gold chainsaw to cut them apart and sew them back together into a big gay.........gay. and then you can beat them to death if you like. or watch me do it. whatever works for you...the customer is always right at Iced Out Kitten Slayers and More INC.....
     
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    Robocop - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    when my ice is blangin.. yall start twangin
     
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    Smart - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    well, I do have a rather long list, perhaps we can discuss a bulk rate... I'll have my lawyers call your lawyers and we'll get this ironed out at some james bond type party on a 250 foot private yacht or something... just wait for me at the heli-pad around 4 tomorrow...
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    im hungry too
     
  15. Robocop

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    Robocop - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    we also sell coats made of the kittens we kill. those usually run for $200
     
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