fatbastard Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 person on right of me (yes iam still in the computer room) robert barone lookalike: "what the fucks this bastard got in his car thats worth a hundred and five grand" (in strong italian accent) too funny stupid attitude tenny bobber: iam talking to simon and matty in this class he walks straight past me sees me and goes, ahhh he knows iam mot happy with him, his mates messaging me again (i cant keep up this chick talks too fast) other girl: "i call my mum a bitch all the time" in an ideal world, this could be a funny thread you can post things people are saying around you everywhere you are in reality, by tommorow it will have 2-3 smart ass replies then it will be on page 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 No, don't do that.... that's a horrible idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 i cant post shit people next to me say cuz im usually alone at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 whats happening around me: complete silence, utter darkness. its just me and my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 26, 2003 Author Share Posted May 26, 2003 Originally posted by podrido i cant post shit people next to me say cuz im usually alone at home. what about when they do arrive? ahhhhhh didnt think of that did you now sunshine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 i dont use it when they do, thats just rude. :spin: :nut: :stretch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 i'm the only one awake... but i keep hearing the "bee-doo" of instant messenger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Originally posted by vinyl junkie i'm the only one awake... but i keep hearing the "bee-doo" of instant messenger... I hate that sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discover Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 as much as i hate to say it i think we need tease back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogilny Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 what the fuck is this shit ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Discover as much as i hate to say it i think we need tease back... you are a tripping fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 FOLLOWED BY SHOEKEYS COMMENTARY.... RANDY: "So basically read through all that and be sure that you understand everything Leanne is trying to say" (GO HOME FAG BOY, GO EAT SOME MORE MCDONALDS) CHRIS: "yEP, good to know" (I WONDER IF THIS GUY EVER GETS PUSSY) MIRIA: "do yours after your lunch." (WHY DONT YOU PAY YOUR RENT ON TIME, AND STOP COMPLAINING BITCH. ITS CALLED TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE) HEATHER: "that would be OK? OK." (IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF YOUR EXISTANCE TRYING TO MAKE YOUR OBVIOUSLY GAY BOYFRIEND HAPPY?) CHRIS H: "How about in a half hour" ( YOU MY NIGGA, NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU B) ME: (in my head) "Kill me now" TERESA: "YAH ITS JUST THAT..." (ITS JUST THAT NO ONE CARES) TIM: "Im so siiiiiiiiick of subway" ( THEN PACK YOUR OWN LUNCH, SO YOU STOP SMELLING LIKE ONIONS AND FAKE MEAT.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 " oh glavin" " so the mexican says i want all my people back in mexico" "what the fuck badass, biotch" "like it or not your still losing dammit" "haha" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 COMMENTARY BY SHOEKEYS V.2 HALF HOUR BEFORE THE END OF THE SHIFT KENNEDY: "yah Im not sure that will work" MAYBE IF YOU WORE A DIFFERENT SHIRT SOMETIMES YOUR LIFE WOULDNT SUCK SO BAD ALEX: "aaa, Im feeling kind of cranky..." CRANKY?! HOW OLD ARE YOU?! 5?! GROW UP AND TAKE A NAP RETARD MATT: "Is that a confession category?" SHUT UP, IM SO SICK OF YOUR CORNY BULLSHIT, WHEN I SHOOT UP THE OFFICE, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO CORNBALL UGLY BROAD, I DONT WANT TO KNOW HER CRAB-ASS NAME: "ew, I so dont feel like walking home" GET A BIKE, MAYBE YOUR ASS WILL GET SMALLER... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by shoekeys CRAB-ASS NAME: "ew, I so dont feel like walking home" GET A BIKE, MAYBE YOUR ASS WILL GET SMALLER... and what's worse is that she's just fishing for a ride home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 this is after a lot of blunts GUY WITH DREADS: Yo i was thinkin if i dropped a seed in my hair, would t grow? 2nd GUY Wiht DREADS: ......... GUY WITH DREADS: But then i was thinkin, the roots would have no where to go. GUY and 2nd GUY WITH DREADS: HAHAHAHAHHAA. they were funny to listen to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I fucking love this thread I don't understand why it gets no love?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 "this band is called adrenaline overdose" "that's pretty cool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 "yah what a gwun" "where's your mummy tonight i want some crack of her" "word to the mummy fucker" "i swear that would be so funny if you posted that" "gooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaalllllll" weird person I'm with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 the people on the right of me are speaking a different language stupid girl:"how come when she comes all of a sudden you act different" guy: "different?" sg: yeah g: how? sg: like you hate me g: i dont hate you sg: you act like it they blab for a while guy on other side of the room: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHEEEERRRRGGGGGGGG YEAH! really loud "if this was two weekends ago i so would have given a shit! back to guy and girl SG: so how much do you have on you now? g: 11 dollars, but i dont want to spend it all SG: didnt you get payed yesterday g: yeah (laughs, stretches) but i had a really good weekend then the girl blabs and i press submit reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 .wow ?siht etirw yllaer I did :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 18, 2003 Author Share Posted September 18, 2003 ^^ you should talk like a retard more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 heres what they are saying around me: ......................................................................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 all i can hear right now is my sister watching "blues clues" rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what time is noggin over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Originally posted by LDN_THING "yah what a gwun" "where's your mummy tonight i want some crack of her" "word to the mummy fucker" "i swear that would be so funny if you posted that" "gooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaalllllll" weird person I'm with :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 "pass the blunt" "u got sumthing to eat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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