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person on right of me (yes iam still in the computer room)

 

robert barone lookalike:

"what the fucks this bastard got in his car thats worth a hundred and five grand" (in strong italian accent) too funny

 

stupid attitude tenny bobber:

iam talking to simon and matty in this class he walks straight past me sees me and goes, ahhh he knows iam mot happy with him, his mates messaging me again (i cant keep up this chick talks too fast)

 

other girl:

"i call my mum a bitch all the time"

 

in an ideal world, this could be a funny thread you can post things people are saying around you everywhere you are

 

in reality, by tommorow it will have 2-3 smart ass replies then it will be on page 3

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FOLLOWED BY SHOEKEYS COMMENTARY....

 

RANDY: "So basically read through all that

and be sure that you understand everything Leanne

is trying to say" (GO HOME FAG BOY, GO EAT SOME MORE MCDONALDS)

 

CHRIS: "yEP, good to know" (I WONDER IF THIS GUY EVER GETS PUSSY)

 

MIRIA: "do yours after your lunch."

(WHY DONT YOU PAY YOUR RENT ON TIME, AND STOP COMPLAINING BITCH. ITS CALLED TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE)

 

HEATHER: "that would be OK? OK." (IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF YOUR EXISTANCE TRYING TO MAKE YOUR OBVIOUSLY GAY BOYFRIEND HAPPY?)

 

CHRIS H: "How about in a half hour" ( YOU MY NIGGA, NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU B)

 

ME: (in my head) "Kill me now"

 

TERESA: "YAH ITS JUST THAT..." (ITS JUST THAT NO ONE CARES)

 

TIM: "Im so siiiiiiiiick of subway" ( THEN PACK YOUR OWN LUNCH, SO YOU STOP SMELLING LIKE ONIONS AND FAKE MEAT.)

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COMMENTARY BY SHOEKEYS V.2

HALF HOUR BEFORE THE END OF THE SHIFT

 

KENNEDY: "yah Im not sure that will work" MAYBE IF YOU WORE A DIFFERENT SHIRT SOMETIMES YOUR LIFE WOULDNT SUCK SO BAD

 

ALEX: "aaa, Im feeling kind of cranky..." CRANKY?! HOW OLD ARE YOU?!

5?! GROW UP AND TAKE A NAP RETARD

 

MATT: "Is that a confession category?"

SHUT UP, IM SO SICK OF YOUR CORNY BULLSHIT, WHEN I SHOOT UP THE OFFICE, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO CORNBALL

 

UGLY BROAD, I DONT WANT TO KNOW HER

CRAB-ASS NAME: "ew, I so dont feel like walking home"

GET A BIKE, MAYBE YOUR ASS WILL GET SMALLER...

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this is after a lot of blunts

 

GUY WITH DREADS: Yo i was thinkin if i dropped a seed in my hair, would t grow?

 

2nd GUY Wiht DREADS: .........

 

GUY WITH DREADS: But then i was thinkin, the roots would have no where to go.

 

GUY and 2nd GUY WITH DREADS: HAHAHAHAHHAA.

 

 

 

they were funny to listen to.

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"yah what a gwun"

"where's your mummy tonight i want some crack of her"

"word to the mummy fucker"

"i swear that would be so funny if you posted that"

"gooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaalllllll"

 

weird person I'm with

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the people on the right of me are speaking a different language

 

stupid girl:"how come when she comes all of a sudden you act different"

 

guy: "different?"

 

sg: yeah

 

g: how?

 

sg: like you hate me

 

g: i dont hate you

 

sg: you act like it

 

they blab for a while

 

guy on other side of the room: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHEEEERRRRGGGGGGGG YEAH! really loud "if this was two weekends ago i so would have given a shit!

 

 

back to guy and girl

 

SG: so how much do you have on you now?

 

g: 11 dollars, but i dont want to spend it all

 

SG: didnt you get payed yesterday

 

g: yeah (laughs, stretches) but i had a really good weekend

 

then the girl blabs and i press submit reply

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