Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 actually i think bisexual would be better because i love the way women drive me fucking crazy. think about it though it's so easy for gay people to have sex. you just have to go to some fruity bathhouse or a gay bar and everybody wants to do it. i'd be the ultimate gay player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALISTIKO Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 you are cringing at the thought that a whole bunch of writers are reading your shit about you trying to come out the closet to us before you come out of the closet to your mother..............you are gay, you flaming cocksucking faggot.yes, yes indeed you are gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 aaaaaahahhahha......halarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 First this guy, then my cat. Iv'e been looking for him for days and today he finally came out of the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 then you'd have to deal with trying to pick up on homophobe guys that would kick your ass for trying that man love with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 you dont wish you were gay..haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Drew Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 http://128.2.249.114/misc/pics/12oz/kidgay.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/Pistol/peterpangay1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Stoopid! Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Professer poopatronic you're the coolest person here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 how come people come out of the closet but never go in? "hey, been suckin cock for 23 years i want tang now!" that must be a damn big closet, like a walk-in closet, "hey professer, im only in here for a shirt, dont you go fuckin with me, haha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 dude , thats sounds like closet homosexual talk to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/5794.jpg'> "guess what....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by SHELLTOES First this guy, then my cat. Iv'e been looking for him for days and today he finally came out of the closet. poor nermal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk-U Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 being gay is a pretty good reason to kill yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 :( you get the sad face from me cause i dont do the gas face... "im so homophobic i wont even throw cloths in the closet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 it doesn't make me gay if you suck my dick, right?... you like cinnamon? *Disclaimer... these are actually things my boss says when you ask him for a favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by resk-U being gay is a pretty good reason to kill yourself hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 haha yes! dude let's rape this faggot, texas style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by Smart it doesn't make me gay if you suck my dick, right?... you like cinnamon? *Disclaimer... these are actually things my boss says when you ask him for a favor dude smart what kinda place is this some gay bathhouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/hairymcgee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 yeah i don't know if those gay bath houses actually exist, probably not but it's funny to think about anyways from now on you guys can think of and refer to me as the fag of 12oz. chicks dig gay guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol dude smart what kinda place is this some gay bathhouse? for you? yes but for the rest of the world it's a print shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 I had a boss that always said you could suck his "cockasaurus." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by professor poopatronic yeah i don't know if those gay bath houses actually exist well, I dunno about what goes on inside, but on E. Duval n Key West you can find a bath house run by gay people... I have avoided it mainly because I have a bath in my house, and my house isn't in Key West, but I saw it with my eyeballs, so I know it's there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Famous Last Words "All this homophobic predjudice against gay people and bath houses is nothing more than fascistic breeder bigotry!" Anonymous San Francisco gay man, 1980. Over 1% of the population of the United States is infected with the HIV virus. There are 270 million Americans. That means 2.7 MILLION people or more are going to die the horrible death of AIDS. The average condom, even the expensive ones, are only about equal to top quality surgical gloves in terms of defects, flaws and natural air pockets, bubbles and through-and-through passageways in the latex of the glove. The average size of these holes is about 1/1000th of an inch in diameter, too small to see with the naked eye. The average size of an HIV virus is 1/ 1,000,000th (one millionth) of an inch in diameter. That means for an HIV virus to go through a natural defect in a latex condom is like a baseball rolling through a freeway underpass. What with hydraulic pressure and all, I bet they get squirted through those holes. Think of your high school. The bell rings, people come out into the hall, hurrying to another class. You start counting. When you count 100 people, at least one of them was HIV positive. If you count 100 bums in Houston, Texas, TWELVE of them are HIV positive. The most heavily infected country on earth is Uganda. there, four out of 100 are HIV positive. Some villages are completely empty. Everybody is dead. Do whatever the fuck you want. But me, I'm going to keep my zipper up and my dick in my pants. I'm married. I don't fuck around on my wife. I trust her with my life, and vice versa. I can't think of anybody I'd rather be back-to-back with in a fight than my wife. Not because she's a good fighter, but because I can trust her. And she can trust me. HIV is a part of nature, like hurricanes, or floods. If you make a bad decision, you die. It's that simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 bisexual people are greedy. gotta go for both sexes. my best friend is bi and she creeps me out sometimes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 so, i get bashed on for saying i want black people to stop crying about slavery and no one says shit to all of you bashin on gays. cool, i see how it is. i will say this, gays get a stereotype for what they like to do in their home, blacks get their stereotype from shit they do to people outside their home. yeah, this whole paradox makes a lot of sense. i cant be the only one to have caught this. -still the devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firetruck Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by nocalfr8tr so, i get bashed on for saying i want black people to stop crying about slavery and no one says shit to all of you bashin on gays. cool, i see how it is. no, I think you don't realize that you suck... its not yor politics, you just suck bro... see how it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Originally posted by Firetruck no, I think you don't realize that you suck... its not yor politics, you just suck bro... see how it is? i'm a racist, and now i suck! sweet... i guess this means i can't join you all in your gay bashing club, i guess i'll just have to paint more freights...to help bring my self esteem up...because i suck...you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 just pretend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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