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i wish i was drunk right now

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    the weather's awesome outside. fuck this shit. i hate you tess
     
  2. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    you working for tess?



    let me tell you what I dislike about work.....


    thursday - 16 hours (ending at 3:am)
    friday - 10 hours (had to skip the christmas party)
    sunday - came in for 2 hours on sunday
    monday - 12 hours (ending at 2:00am)
    tuesday - 11 hours
    today..... will probably be 12 hours

    note: all times are straight and dont really include breaks.
    but I do get to drink beer, and I just laid on the couch and
    read part of the new Harper's magazine.

    and the big bonus.... Just got a 2k bonus into the RSP.
     
  3. Hahahaha! trade the weather with all my drunkness and 4:46 AMness? Its on
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i should be sitting in a park with a slab of bogan & cokes getting shitfaced and kicking pigeons.
     
  5. flying rats can eat my shit. I learned recently that sweden has pigeon snipers that go out with dogs everyday at 5am a clear the city from those stupid flying animals that move their head TOO much. I'd really like that to be my official profession.
     
  6. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    found new job at a market. Need to make a little dollars before fall semester. These mufckers want my weekend nights, drug tests, a physical, intense background check, full employment history...... to stack ufckin fruit. I can understand some serious pre-employment conditions to be a doctor or a dentist but a fruit stacker. come on man
     
  7. wAndEreR

    wAndEreR Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2005 Messages: 774 Likes Received: 0
    not even nine and im already tipsy..winter break is the shit
     
  8. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    haha... fruit stacker!


    I'm going to have over 10K in the RSP before newyears. wheeee!
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  10. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    yo i wish i was drunk right now too. fuck work. i finally actualy started working. im on the phones doing tech support and not sitting in training playing xbox. its still pretty easy but some shit is annoying/confusing. i need to get a damn routines down. 2 hours to go!
     
  11. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    fill up your water bottle with vodka and begin bingeing
     
  12. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5

    Retirement Savings Plan.


    here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year.
    Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain...

    my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings,
    I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000.

    plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you.
     
  13. coldmilkcup

    coldmilkcup Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2002 Messages: 669 Likes Received: 0
    Well, I got sent home early. Sorry.
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    Retirement Savings Plan.


    here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year.
    Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain...

    my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings,
    I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000.

    plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you.
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    aahhhh, gotcha. over here it's called superannuation. i have no idea how much i've got in there. nowhere near 10g's though. fuck it, i don't plan on living that long anyway
     
  15. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    what about your children?
     
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