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i wish i was drunk right now

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i wish i was drunk right now

    Discussion started by Abracadabra - Dec 21, 2005

    the weather's awesome outside. fuck this shit. i hate you tess
     
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  2. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher 12oz Elite Member

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    RumPuncher - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    you working for tess?



    let me tell you what I dislike about work.....


    thursday - 16 hours (ending at 3:am)
    friday - 10 hours (had to skip the christmas party)
    sunday - came in for 2 hours on sunday
    monday - 12 hours (ending at 2:00am)
    tuesday - 11 hours
    today..... will probably be 12 hours

    note: all times are straight and dont really include breaks.
    but I do get to drink beer, and I just laid on the couch and
    read part of the new Harper's magazine.

    and the big bonus.... Just got a 2k bonus into the RSP.
     
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  3. imported_Tesseract - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    Hahahaha! trade the weather with all my drunkness and 4:46 AMness? Its on
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    i should be sitting in a park with a slab of bogan & cokes getting shitfaced and kicking pigeons.
     
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  5. imported_Tesseract - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    flying rats can eat my shit. I learned recently that sweden has pigeon snipers that go out with dogs everyday at 5am a clear the city from those stupid flying animals that move their head TOO much. I'd really like that to be my official profession.
     
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    isor357 - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    found new job at a market. Need to make a little dollars before fall semester. These mufckers want my weekend nights, drug tests, a physical, intense background check, full employment history...... to stack ufckin fruit. I can understand some serious pre-employment conditions to be a doctor or a dentist but a fruit stacker. come on man
     
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    wAndEreR - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    not even nine and im already tipsy..winter break is the shit
     
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    RumPuncher - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    haha... fruit stacker!


    I'm going to have over 10K in the RSP before newyears. wheeee!
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    rsp?
     
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    dobsilla - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    yo i wish i was drunk right now too. fuck work. i finally actualy started working. im on the phones doing tech support and not sitting in training playing xbox. its still pretty easy but some shit is annoying/confusing. i need to get a damn routines down. 2 hours to go!
     
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    WhiteOx - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    fill up your water bottle with vodka and begin bingeing
     
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    RumPuncher - Replied Dec 21, 2005


    Retirement Savings Plan.


    here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year.
    Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain...

    my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings,
    I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000.

    plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you.
     
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    coldmilkcup - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    Well, I got sent home early. Sorry.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 21, 2005


    Retirement Savings Plan.


    here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year.
    Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain...

    my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings,
    I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000.

    plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you.
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    aahhhh, gotcha. over here it's called superannuation. i have no idea how much i've got in there. nowhere near 10g's though. fuck it, i don't plan on living that long anyway
     
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    rental - Replied Dec 21, 2005

    what about your children?
     
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