GnomeToys Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Yeah, So I'm walking up the street from my house, going out to take pictures. I've got a cheap digi attached to a tripod in one hand, have some headphones on. Crossed an intersection and suddenly I hear a crack-crack over my music and feel something smack me on the ass pretty hard. I figured someone threw a rock or some shit at me, didn't know why the fuck anybody would do that, but I turned around and there's this car driving off real slow. I grab my pants where it hit and my hand gets covered in yellow-green paint. Broken paintballs on the ground. Couldn't see the car's color or plates or anything, so I was pretty much left standing there kind of vaguely confused. Some dude comes out of a house across the street that I thought might have seen something, I go tell him what happened: Me: "Dude, those fuckers in that car (points up the street) just shot me with a paintball gun." Guy: "Did you throw anything at them or something to piss them off?" Me: "Umm... no" Guy: "I'm drunk. That sucks dude." Me: "Yeah, have a good one." I called the cops just for shits and giggles for the first time in my life and predictably they kind of chuckled at me and pretended to do something. They are now on the lookout for a drive by paintballer in the area. After going home, throwing my pants in the washer, and going back out to do some night photography, I get about 3 blocks farther this time before somebody chucks a bottle at me which breaks about 10 feet behind me. Just isn't my night I guess, and in the true spirit of a 12oz prophet thread, that means now it isn't your night either, because you're getting this picture of the damage the paintball did to my ass. Edit: [The Ass Was For The Late Night Crew Only] Fuck. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 You did not have to post that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I have a video that was seized by police, that goes for about 10 mins of a group of mexicans in LA going around with a baseball bat and paint ball guns in a car, and they shooot soo many people its funny shit. But they are fucking mean cunts. They shoot old timers in the face and people on bikes. But some people think they have really been shot and like dont move on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Oct 8 2005, 01:46 AM You did not have to post that picture. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Bro, That video rapes shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 where'd you get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 wow, i did not want to see your ass. coulda kept it to yourself. other than that, it sucks. i had a really shitty night last night. bad things, one after another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 I took the ass down due to popular demand, replaced it with a picture of just the injury. I'm going to repost it on amIhotornot.com though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 The tagger...gets tagged. You have to appreciate the irony. The drunk guy should have offered you a beer. Even if you didn't want to drink it, you could have used it to keep the swelling down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 i double dog dare you to post it on 'hot or not'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 He's gonna do it anyway....you lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EUBMKYS&key=CCM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 Originally posted by shai hulud@Oct 8 2005, 04:30 AM The tagger...gets tagged. You have to appreciate the irony. I'm not even a tagger. :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 everyone should go back to that site over and over and give it a 10. that way it'll be on the top ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 Damnit, I'm "awaiting moderator review". Hopefully somebody with a sense of humour lets it slip through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 that would be fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 "I'm not even a tagger. :-( " Good...then I'm not the only one here. :ballcap: Well, I'm on "hiatus". Do you live in a bad area? I'd watch my back around here, and on the Oakland scale, it barely rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 that kinda shit is retarded and immature. i saw that video with them going around shooting people. fuckin morons, then they all apologize in court and shit and didnt get much of a punishment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 a friend of mine was the victim of a drive by paint-ball shooting... hit him in the gut with a red paint-ball... he thought he was shot for real. he said it stung so bad he was sure he had a hole in him... when it started to heal, he scabbed up pretty bad... i guess the kids who shot him had the pressure jacked way up. karmas a biotch. i was egged twice in the same night by two different groups of kids... i guess god sent me a group of eggers for each girl i was lieing to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHHA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 When I get a car I am going to do this. Maybe water pistols as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Oh and by the way, that paintball video, did it have a title, maybe downloadable we thinksin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 undelteateable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 yay ass! haha.. that shit sucks.. getting hit by a paintball gun fucking hurts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 that shit is up on hot or not. go rate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 word... we used to drive by the bars shooting kids w/ pellet guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 haha..seriously, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 you took it in the ass lastnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Oct 8 2005, 04:31 PM word... we used to drive by the bars shooting kids w/ pellet guns Quoted post one of my homies has a nice chunk missing from his shin after getting shot point blank range (by another homie of course) with a pellet gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 if one of my "homies" did that, i would knock their fucking teeth out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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