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I Was The Victim of a Drive-by Shooting Tonight

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Biggus Dickus, Oct 8, 2005.

  1. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus 12oz Senior Member

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    I Was The Victim of a Drive-by Shooting Tonight

    Discussion started by Biggus Dickus - Oct 8, 2005

    Yeah,

    So I'm walking up the street from my house, going out to take pictures. I've got a cheap digi attached to a tripod in one hand, have some headphones on. Crossed an intersection and suddenly I hear a crack-crack over my music and feel something smack me on the ass pretty hard. I figured someone threw a rock or some shit at me, didn't know why the fuck anybody would do that, but I turned around and there's this car driving off real slow. I grab my pants where it hit and my hand gets covered in yellow-green paint. Broken paintballs on the ground. Couldn't see the car's color or plates or anything, so I was pretty much left standing there kind of vaguely confused.

    Some dude comes out of a house across the street that I thought might have seen something, I go tell him what happened:

    Me: "Dude, those fuckers in that car (points up the street) just shot me with a paintball gun."
    Guy: "Did you throw anything at them or something to piss them off?"
    Me: "Umm... no"
    Guy: "I'm drunk. That sucks dude."
    Me: "Yeah, have a good one."

    I called the cops just for shits and giggles for the first time in my life and predictably they kind of chuckled at me and pretended to do something. They are now on the lookout for a drive by paintballer in the area.

    After going home, throwing my pants in the washer, and going back out to do some night photography, I get about 3 blocks farther this time before somebody chucks a bottle at me which breaks about 10 feet behind me.

    Just isn't my night I guess, and in the true spirit of a 12oz prophet thread, that means now it isn't your night either, because you're getting this picture of the damage the paintball did to my ass.


    Edit: [The Ass Was For The Late Night Crew Only]

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    Fuck.


    Goodnight.
     
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  2. WhiteOx

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    WhiteOx - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    You did not have to post that picture.
     
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  3. DISTRACT

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    DISTRACT - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    I have a video that was seized by police, that goes for about 10 mins of a group of mexicans in LA going around with a baseball bat and paint ball guns in a car, and they shooot soo many people its funny shit. But they are fucking mean cunts. They shoot old timers in the face and people on bikes. But some people think they have really been shot and like dont move on the ground.
     
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    imported_YEAHMANWORD - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    Bro, That video rapes shit.
     
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  6. WhiteOx

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    WhiteOx - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    where'd you get it?
     
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  7. casekonly

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    casekonly - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    wow, i did not want to see your ass. coulda kept it to yourself.

    other than that, it sucks. i had a really shitty night last night.
    bad things, one after another.
     
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  8. Biggus Dickus

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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    I took the ass down due to popular demand, replaced it with a picture of just the injury. I'm going to repost it on amIhotornot.com though.
     
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    shai - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    The tagger...gets tagged. You have to appreciate the irony.

    The drunk guy should have offered you a beer. Even if you didn't want to drink it, you could have used it to keep the swelling down.
     
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    casekonly - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    i double dog dare you to post it on 'hot or not'.
     
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    shai - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    He's gonna do it anyway....you lose.
     
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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Oct 8, 2005


    I'm not even a tagger. :-(
     
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    casekonly - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    everyone should go back to that site over and over and give it a 10.
    that way it'll be on the top ten.
     
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  15. Biggus Dickus

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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Oct 8, 2005

    Damnit, I'm "awaiting moderator review". Hopefully somebody with a sense of humour lets it slip through.
     
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