iCEBERG Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 ...and i swear she nutted. is this possible? me an two girlies were just sittin around so i decided to hook her up. now i know i can give good ass messages, but i mean if i made her nut? i think i got a new career lined up. i wont ask her neither cause thats just rude. but when i was givin it to her, you know, you keep a slow consistant rolling motion, back an forth etc... and her home girl started saying something to her, but she just acted like she wasn't even there. yea well after about 30 seconds of this she kinda shuddered, and made a little grunt sound. you know? like it felt good. well anyways, afterwards she apologized to her friend for ignoring her and said she couldnt talk at the time. an they both kinda looked at eachother with a smile on their face?!?! like some sort of inside joke an everything, an they were lookin at me all cute like an shit, like they admired me?!?!?! im not braggin just confused, lemme know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 It's entirely possible. Girls tend to be able to get sexual pleasure from areas other than the genitals easier than guys. So yeah she probably did. Way to go boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Massages are totally erotic(if given by the right person, or if the person knows what the fuck they are doing) and I've heard of girls bustin, over simpler shit than a massage so I'm sure its possible. YOU GO WITH YOUR BAD SELF ICEY start chargin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Owens Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 i wouldn't plan on a career. your massages might be superb, but all women are different. just because you made one nut, doesn't mean you'll make others do the same. good job by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 it was a joke, an thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 why do you say its rude? if shes your "homegirl" then it shoulnd't be a problem. If you asked her, you wouldn't have to come on here and ask+speculate. communication is great. ask her how her massage was, and stuff. i mean it shouldnt be embarassing. then u can do it more often for her :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 man, you completely dropped the ball on exposing yourself shortly after you're done with the massage... it's almost failsafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 "I'm not gay or nuthin'..." but could I have a massage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic man, you completely dropped the ball on exposing yourself shortly after you're done with the massage... it's almost failsafe. hahahahhahahahahhahahaa!! ..but one of the gals was already spent. regardless, i agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 because of a lack of nuts, girls do not "nut". but a really good foot massage might do something like that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 i am always massaging the homies...... i think im pretty damned good at it. :) one time, my homeboy got stung by a wasp and I guess he was allergic to it a bit... and he took a grip of medicen that made his body tense so I gave him a massage and after 15 minutes.... he got his. lucky bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 got his? what ever could you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Re: got his? Originally posted by willy.wonka what ever could you mean? "orgasm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 were you massaging his penis? or was he one of those rare men who can achieve orgasm using only his imagination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Pilau Hands were you massaging his penis? or was he one of those rare men who can achieve orgasm using only his imagination? No, his back, lower back, and shoulders and arms. I think it had something to do with the medicen also.. Drugs+My Massage=Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 i don't know about 'letting the kids go' from a massage but i won't bullshit, they're great. maybe i'm pitchin a tent but there are certainly no semen samples with that stamp set... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Stealthy Bitches................... Oooohhh watch that carefully!!!! Before me and my girl got together, we went to the same convent together (how porn film.....). Anyway, I told her I fancied her, and she said she fancied me - but she wasn't read for a lesbian relationship. I think "drat". But she was/is my best friend so I drop it totally. Two days later I'm staying over at her house, and I was expecting it to be a bit awkward, on account of my telling her how I felt and all. That night it turn out we're both sleeping in her double bed. "weird" I think, but she was/is my best friend, so I say nothing. (Notice how *I* am being a dencent human being through all of this......). Then she says she wants a shoulder massager, but she was/is my best friend, so I think nothing of it........ By the time i roll over on the bed she's FUCKING TOPLESS!!!!! And the evil cunt acts like nothing's weird about that. Two weeks later we were together. The moral of the story: girls are strange about massages, and stealthy as fuck, keep a beady eye on her........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotlikeu Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 i saw this shit on friends once.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clever Name Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 The best way to give a girl an orgasm is to hit her hard ... in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 The best way to give a girl an orgasm is to hit her hard ... in the face. ...but only with your dick, right? just kidding, for the most part. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unregistered Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 No, I would recommend a sledge hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickel slick Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Clever Name The best way to give a girl an orgasm is to hit her hard ... in the face. ahhhhahahahahahahahah hahahaha hahahaha that was some really funny shit.... hahaha hahaha im still laughin... haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 i dont know why but i saw this thread and it looked like it said "i was giving a homeless girl a massage" haha...im out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by juggernaut hahahahhahahahahhahahaa!! ..but one of the gals was already spent. regardless, i agree. you are a fool if you think women are spent after one orgasm ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 she nutted??!! sure it isnt a he... Im sorry but my girl comes...or has an orgasm.. but if she fucking nutted that usually means she has a cock... Anywhoo..ARE2, good point good point.... *Girls can have MANY MANY orgasms before they are spent, see we go back down to that non or some what aroused level after orgasm...theyre lucky they stay right up there around it...keep on goin at it for another 2-5 min and shes gonna come in that lil time i garunnnnnnteeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Note to self: Originally posted by shameless self promotion ... *Girls can have MANY MANY orgasms before they are spent ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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