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i was being hit on by 2 45 year old ladies...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_splint2, Jul 26, 2003.

  1. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 12oz Senior Member

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    i was being hit on by 2 45 year old ladies...

    Discussion started by imported_splint2 - Jul 26, 2003

    it was fucking scary...

    i wouldnt have minded if they were at least hot, but they werent

    it was 2 drunk ass, redneck, trailor trash ladies hitting on me...and i am 16

    they just stumbled into my work mumbling and a trying to hug me and shit...one says, "lets go back to my trailor boy, and i can teach you a thing or two..."

    then my boss started talking to her and i, and said that he would give me five bucks to kiss her, tongue and all...i didnt see that happening, but then i asked him if i could drink some whiskey before, and then after...but he declined, saying it would have to be a sober kiss

    so i ended up scared of being raped by rednecks, without 5 dollars, and without whiskey

    i am sad
     
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  2. unconscience

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    unconscience - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    you pimp.:lol:
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    ahahahahaha badass, i would so do both of them
     
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  4. unconscience

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    unconscience - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    :lol: dude i so totally agree with you.
     
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  5. StarzAbove

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    StarzAbove - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    :lol: PLAYA 4 SURE
     
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    queer
     
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  7. imported_splint2

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    imported_splint2 - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    that coming from you oprah means so much...my mom watches you everyday!!

    i heart oprah
     
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    D3N53one - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    no but you realy should have had sex with them.
     
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  9. unconscience

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    that's what i'm saying.
     
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    everyones all talk on this site
     
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    Its a text site WTF!
     
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    effyoo - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    One night at the bar, me and a buddy were just chilling and getting drunk when a cute girl and her older (read: 40+ and skanky) friend sat down across from us. My buddy called dibs on the cute one so, being the best wingman in the business, I was left occupying this redheaded, ugly, too much makeup wearing, trailer trash skinny, flabby assed, no tittie having beauty. Man, I even had to dance with her.

    At least buddy got laid.

    I AM the best, most professional wingman in the business. Please believe.
     
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    imported_splint2 - Replied Jul 26, 2003

    i could have...

    but they are like the neighborhood sluts...i bet every guy within 10 miles has banged those two. who knows what kind of std's they had...

    and also, if you saw what they looked like you wouldnt be saying that...
     
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    effyoo is not all talk.
     
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    yea, maybe you're right.:)
     
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