imported_splint2 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 it was fucking scary... i wouldnt have minded if they were at least hot, but they werent it was 2 drunk ass, redneck, trailor trash ladies hitting on me...and i am 16 they just stumbled into my work mumbling and a trying to hug me and shit...one says, "lets go back to my trailor boy, and i can teach you a thing or two..." then my boss started talking to her and i, and said that he would give me five bucks to kiss her, tongue and all...i didnt see that happening, but then i asked him if i could drink some whiskey before, and then after...but he declined, saying it would have to be a sober kiss so i ended up scared of being raped by rednecks, without 5 dollars, and without whiskey i am sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 you pimp.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 ahahahahaha badass, i would so do both of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL ahahahahaha badass, i would so do both of them :lol: dude i so totally agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 :lol: PLAYA 4 SURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 queer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 that coming from you oprah means so much...my mom watches you everyday!! i heart oprah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 no but you realy should have had sex with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup no but you realy should have had sex with them. that's what i'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.highborn Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 everyones all talk on this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Its a text site WTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 One night at the bar, me and a buddy were just chilling and getting drunk when a cute girl and her older (read: 40+ and skanky) friend sat down across from us. My buddy called dibs on the cute one so, being the best wingman in the business, I was left occupying this redheaded, ugly, too much makeup wearing, trailer trash skinny, flabby assed, no tittie having beauty. Man, I even had to dance with her. At least buddy got laid. I AM the best, most professional wingman in the business. Please believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 i could have... but they are like the neighborhood sluts...i bet every guy within 10 miles has banged those two. who knows what kind of std's they had... and also, if you saw what they looked like you wouldnt be saying that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 effyoo is not all talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by splint2 if you saw what they looked like you wouldnt be saying that... yea, maybe you're right.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Haha, you know the steez. That guy still owes me a nights worth of drinks for that, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup effyoo is not all talk. much respect to effyoo. do you expect to get those drinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father John Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I remember when I bussed tables when I was about 16, and drunken ladies would always say stupid shit like that to me, and its like you said..if they were good looking then hell yeah im down..but most were nasty.. I'd walk up to a table with a group of old ladys and they would be like "Hey you think you could bring back a big willy, to go for me from the kitchen with you next time??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by Father John "Hey you think you could bring back a big willy, to go for me from the kitchen with you next time??" and that's your cue to take your cock out and beat her fucking face in with it.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 cock beating. fun times..not with old ladies though.:huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 true.:lol: Profile For unconscience Date Registered: 06-23-2003 Status: Senior Member Total Posts: 1250 (38.51 posts per day) :smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I would have went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 You should've let them old skanks give you some head I bet they're good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 you know a old bitch can suck a mean ass dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 ^ especially when she takes out her teeth. anyways take me with you next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by ETHREADZNY especially when she takes out her teeth. wow, you're fucking SICK. :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by unconscience (38.51 posts per day) thats hardcore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BAMBOOZLED Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I'd hit it just to reserve a spot in her Will. That way when she kicks the dirt in 30 year, I could retire with a boat and a house (or a houseboat she being white trash after all). Just a thing to consider, keep the future in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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