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i was being hit on by 2 45 year old ladies...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_splint2, Jul 26, 2003.

  1. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    it was fucking scary...

    i wouldnt have minded if they were at least hot, but they werent

    it was 2 drunk ass, redneck, trailor trash ladies hitting on me...and i am 16

    they just stumbled into my work mumbling and a trying to hug me and shit...one says, "lets go back to my trailor boy, and i can teach you a thing or two..."

    then my boss started talking to her and i, and said that he would give me five bucks to kiss her, tongue and all...i didnt see that happening, but then i asked him if i could drink some whiskey before, and then after...but he declined, saying it would have to be a sober kiss

    so i ended up scared of being raped by rednecks, without 5 dollars, and without whiskey

    i am sad
     
  2. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    ahahahahaha badass, i would so do both of them
     
  4. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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    :lol: dude i so totally agree with you.
     
  5. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

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  6. Oprah Oner

    Oprah Oner Junior Member

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  7. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

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    that coming from you oprah means so much...my mom watches you everyday!!

    i heart oprah
     
  8. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

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    no but you realy should have had sex with them.
     
  9. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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    that's what i'm saying.
     
  10. .highborn

    .highborn Member

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    everyones all talk on this site
     
  11. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

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    Its a text site WTF!
     
  12. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    One night at the bar, me and a buddy were just chilling and getting drunk when a cute girl and her older (read: 40+ and skanky) friend sat down across from us. My buddy called dibs on the cute one so, being the best wingman in the business, I was left occupying this redheaded, ugly, too much makeup wearing, trailer trash skinny, flabby assed, no tittie having beauty. Man, I even had to dance with her.

    At least buddy got laid.

    I AM the best, most professional wingman in the business. Please believe.
     
  13. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    i could have...

    but they are like the neighborhood sluts...i bet every guy within 10 miles has banged those two. who knows what kind of std's they had...

    and also, if you saw what they looked like you wouldnt be saying that...
     
  14. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

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    effyoo is not all talk.
     
  15. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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    yea, maybe you're right.:)
     
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