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i was attacked by a flying centipede!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Dec 13, 2002.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    and yes boys and girls..it is one of the most terrifying moments you can possibly imagine.all your fears are confirmed.
    i went out for a smoke and this thing landed on the side of my neck.
    i thought it was your everyday cocaroach, so i grabbed it and it swirled around and bit my thumb!! it was a fucking centipede!!
    now im 10 times more paranoid of those fuckers..i run to and from my porch.(it may have fell from my roof/jumped to kill me)

    well, i squeezed the shit out of my thumb and sucked all the blood and poison i could..my thumb was purple by the time i was done.

    let me replay the horror..i was smoking a cig..something landed on my neck..i grabbed it and it swirled around my thumb and its "clawjaws" sliced into my skin..causing blood to squirt out like madness.
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
    Ahh shit!! Willy out of all the people I know, you're one of 'em.
     
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    http://insectzoo.msstate.edu/Images/24_78-12802.jpg'>
    [img]http://www.forestpests.org/publichealth/small/0001055.jpg'>
    [img]http://www.jmu.edu/biology/biofac/facfro/sem/centic.gif'>
    [img]http://atshq.org/ats2001pix/images/Friday/Darrindemo.jpg'>
    [b]look at me, im a dumbass[/b]
     
  4. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

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    egad!!! the horror!!!
    http://www.ycs.wednet.edu/millpond/assets/images/w00.jpg'>


    sounds bad wonka...i myself dont like insects especially those that ninja death jump for the neck etc.....
     
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i keep thinking of the "giant centipede"
     
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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  7. FIST2CUFFS

    FIST2CUFFS Member

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    better you than me willy..................
     
  8. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

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    fuck thats some shit. good thing i live in the tundra.
     
  9. Was it one of those gigantic red ones? I love insects, and I'm hardly ever scared of them, but centipedes are one of the few that scare the living shit out of me. One of the giant red ones once chased me into a dead end alley, where I found myself with no choice but facing off with it armed with an empty pizza box. I won, but it took a lot of work, those things are fucking built like tanks.

    How painful is the bite? Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  10. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ha, take it like a man willy
     
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    the bite isnt that painful..if i didnt squeez all the blood out my thumb i was supposed to feel a burning sensation going up my arm..i was supposed to have a hard time breathing and wierd shit like that..

    the bite was more of a fear confirmed..scary shit.
     
  12. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

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    i would have shot it with my thirty odd.
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  14. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo Member

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    I am fuck terrified of insects...a few weeks ago I was about to get in my bed and I see this bigass centipede crawling across.....Needless to say that motherfucker died...10 blows from a shoe. damn that shit was scary.
     
  15. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

     
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