Guest willy.wonka Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 and yes boys and girls..it is one of the most terrifying moments you can possibly imagine.all your fears are confirmed. i went out for a smoke and this thing landed on the side of my neck. i thought it was your everyday cocaroach, so i grabbed it and it swirled around and bit my thumb!! it was a fucking centipede!! now im 10 times more paranoid of those fuckers..i run to and from my porch.(it may have fell from my roof/jumped to kill me) well, i squeezed the shit out of my thumb and sucked all the blood and poison i could..my thumb was purple by the time i was done. let me replay the horror..i was smoking a cig..something landed on my neck..i grabbed it and it swirled around my thumb and its "clawjaws" sliced into my skin..causing blood to squirt out like madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Ahh shit!! Willy out of all the people I know, you're one of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 http://insectzoo.msstate.edu/Images/24_78-12802.jpg'> http://www.forestpests.org/publichealth/small/0001055.jpg'> http://www.jmu.edu/biology/biofac/facfro/sem/centic.gif'> http://atshq.org/ats2001pix/images/Friday/Darrindemo.jpg'> look at me, im a dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 egad!!! the horror!!! http://www.ycs.wednet.edu/millpond/assets/images/w00.jpg'> sounds bad wonka...i myself dont like insects especially those that ninja death jump for the neck etc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 i keep thinking of the "giant centipede" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 better you than me willy.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 fuck thats some shit. good thing i live in the tundra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Was it one of those gigantic red ones? I love insects, and I'm hardly ever scared of them, but centipedes are one of the few that scare the living shit out of me. One of the giant red ones once chased me into a dead end alley, where I found myself with no choice but facing off with it armed with an empty pizza box. I won, but it took a lot of work, those things are fucking built like tanks. How painful is the bite? Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 ha, take it like a man willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 the bite isnt that painful..if i didnt squeez all the blood out my thumb i was supposed to feel a burning sensation going up my arm..i was supposed to have a hard time breathing and wierd shit like that.. the bite was more of a fear confirmed..scary shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 i would have shot it with my thirty odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://theo08.nscl.msu.edu/RHIC2k/ohnishi/img005.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I am fuck terrified of insects...a few weeks ago I was about to get in my bed and I see this bigass centipede crawling across.....Needless to say that motherfucker died...10 blows from a shoe. damn that shit was scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka http://www.forestpests.org/publichealth/small/0001055.jpg'> imagine these jaws cutting into your skin and letting go, cutting into your skin and letting go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by FourOneTwo I am fuck terrified. That does not sound good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 hey...atleast it didn't bite your neck.. or better yet.. hey...atleast it wasn't a..............CAMEL SPIDER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT hats sound good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 yeah, i was thinking of that..im scared of centipedes from a story i heard..some guy was sleeping and it crwled in his ear,,when he fucked with it it bit him, causing the oldman to die. im glad that those really deadly spiders arent on my island, but who knows what dumbass might try to smuggle..like they say that there arent any "brown tree snakes" in hawaii, but "we" all know thats all bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Hey willy, how long was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka hawaii :( jesus, you dont have to brag...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 egad a centipede! my one homie mike was sleeping over our other friends house one rainy night on the living room floor next to a sliding door. it was late and everyone was already sleeping. until my friend mike woke everyone up with yelling and running around. everyone thought he was just playing around and being a dumbass, but what had happen was terrible. due to the rainy yard a centipede had crawled into the house and into my friends t-shirt while he was sleeping. well he awoke to being bitten a total of 9 times on his back. it was really funny cause everyone was telling him to shut up and go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 ahhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Re: egad a centipede! Originally posted by uncle-boy it was really funny cause everyone was telling him to shut up and go to sleep. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 exactly how big are these fucking centipedes..the ones in the compost heap in my backyard are like no more than 3 inches long and are thin as a needle, still scare the shit out of me though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 when i lived in hawaii, i saw one of those bigass red ones.. it had to have been about 10 inches or more.. we had to hold it down with shoes and chop his sections off with a bigass steak knife... fuck some damn centipedes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/babysun2.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 the one that tried to kill me was at least 5inches long,a quarter inch wide, claws/pichers that break the skin like a dick to pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 OK WE GET IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Im not turning my back for one second. OH GOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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