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I was abducted by aliens (photos)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ski Mask, Feb 22, 2003.

  1. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    so I was going home today on the bus
    when I got off I started walking home
    when all of a sudden I was ambushed "close encounters" style by an alien craft
    they sucked me up into the ship
    the aliens were really fat and had harsh plumbers cracks. they confered with each other, and all I could make out was one saying "he's not IATSE, he cant be here!"
    and with that, they abruptly dropped me in seattle
    fucking assholes.....
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    they stole your film.
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i bet they put poop in your ear.
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    As I look
    To the sky the heaven is lit
    And Valkyries in shining armour
  5. DAMN, now you have to walk all the way back...

    great flicks!
  6. Nice flicks and story Ese.

    Can you hook me up with E.T., I like his style...
  7. johnny

    johnny Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Messages: 7,231 Likes Received: 16
    i'd take his roomate drew barrymore
  8. ^^
    She is the reason Im trying to get with E.T.:D
  9. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    the title of this thread is funny