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I was a teenage asshole.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    Reading the love note thread reminded me of how much of an asshole I really was in school,all the way through not just some years but I was a major asshole from the get go!


    At the age of FOUR I told my sunday school bus driver this, as I was getting out of the bus......."SEE YA LATER YOU FUCKING NIGGER".....My mom thinks I learned those words from watching sports with my grandpa and uncles.I got beat for it,but the story goes that my dad laughed his ass off but was to ashamed of his son to go to chruch for awhile.


    I was the biggest sack of shit to everyone,I had these friends MATT and DOUG and those dudes were rotten to the fucking core.We tortured this fat chick CORTNEY BROWNAL...we called her brown cow..but I'm fat so what the fuck? We called this Dustin BUTT CRUSTIES because he had scars on his face from being set on fire from his dad....we made fun of him so much he tried to fight Doug and he punched like a girl,broke his wrist and took a major beating!

    This kid Phil was super smart and super well off, were we lived that was a rare thing.So he had his own brand new socer ball so we used him to play.This one lunch hour his team was beating us and he started to cheat and he didn't want to play with us anymore.He took his ball and was walking away when Doug jumped on his back grabbed him by the hair and smashed his face of the pavement until the teachers pulled him off. While Doug did this Matt and I stole his ball and stashed it in a garbage can............Doug was kicked out of school for 2 months and Phil had to have his jaw wired shut.


    THIS WAS ALL BEFORE THE 5TH GRADE!
     
  2. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I'm saving the best shit for later........we've done some BAD BAD stuff.
     
  3. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    When I was in 2nd grade I got a girlfriend, but I thought she
    was ugly. So when people came up to me asking if we were
    "dating" (or whatever you do when you are in 2nd grade) I was
    like.. no.. what the hell...

    then one day she brought it up, asking why I wouldn't admit to
    dating her.. I said because I thought she was ugly, she didn't
    show up for a week.

    In middle school there was this one fat bitch that was basically
    brilliant. I would talk shit to her all the time, I don't even
    remember why, probably because I was a fucking asshole then
    and thought it was funny. anyway, one day after i say whatever
    she just breaks down and starts crying, and not like.. tears of
    anger.. she was fucking balling as she walked out of the room.
    then i got sent up to the office. where she was as well. we both
    went into the principals office and i had to explain what
    happened because she still hadn't composed herself. i was told
    to go see the in-school "therapist" who was actually just the
    counsellor, i said "she's the one who needs the therapist, she
    just broke down in class for no reason" she stood up and
    charged at me like a bull and basically tackled me into the
    corner, before i even realized what happened (i was amazed by
    the speed) she was throwing shit everywhere and breaking pots
    and.. it was just ridiculous. we never saw her back at school.. i
    still kinda wonder what the fuck happened to her.




    in 9th/10th grade I decided it would be funny to have me and a
    bunch of friends hawked a lougie into someone's "pencil pouch"
    I knew it had to be someone that didn't look into the pouch
    before sticking there hand in. for acouple days i looked around
    for someone that didnt look in there before sticking their
    hands in. we found this one girl.. pretty short girl, would be
    considered a midget if she didn't have properly proportioned
    parts. i get about 10 guys in on it. about 3 or 4 just didnt have
    snot so they didnt help too much, but man, we got a nice 2 inch
    layer of snot and saliva on the bottom. when she reached in
    she turned a ghostly white and slowly raised her hand out,
    looked at it, screamed the most high pitch shit i have ever
    heard.. one octave higher and dogs would have been the only
    ones to hear it, "swiped" her hand away from her.. it got on one
    of the dudes heads sitting next to her and she ran out. she
    came back the next day.. but i bet she still checks shit before
    she sticks her hand in there.


    i'll stop there.
     
  4. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    one of the more assholish things i did in school was play ceelo in the hallways and bathrooms, and usually i'd come out on top. however, when i lose money, i get tight. i can take a small loos if i'd been up for a while, but if somebody roped me or one of my boys and didn't break us off at the end, there's be punched faces and inside-out pockets.
     
  5. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    THATS IT? dude come on.........



    This chick Laural LOVED horses we came up togather I should have had more love for her then I did.From grade 1 until 12 we had classes togather,I ALWAYS MADE FUN OF HER HORSE.We made glue jokes,paint brush jokes.Anything you can think of we said it her.This one semister we had Bio togather and I started on the horse jokes..........come to find out this guy had been killing horses in a burtal mannor all over the coutry side outside of the city.HE KILLED HER HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I had ammo for ever,I'd tell her how it was me,and I hit her horse with a sludge hammer and it's eye popped out etc...she had a break down.........her parents had just went splitsville and her life long horse killed and she was failing grade 11 bio.



    OH YEAH SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME ON GRAD-NIGHT....I said I was truly sorry for all the shit I ever did to her,then she wanted some hog and I bounced.
     
  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    4th grade me and a friend "broke" into the classroom during lunchtime and we opened everyones backpacks and took anything and everything of value inside them, anyways i decided to go into the backpack of this girl i liked and i was flipping throught the shit or whatever and for some reason i decided to draw swastikas and write KKK alll over her shit, i mean ALL over her shit except for the outside of the backpack of course, i didnt want to make it obvious. Weird thing was that she never said a word about it, i always wondered about that.

    Thats all i can remember for now, ill be back...
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    haha...some funny stuff in here.

    I have MANY stories, but one that comes to mind is tame, but still, I feel mad guilty for it.

    In grade 9, my buddy told me that a girl named Carmen had called me gay. Well, just because I wasn't one of the cool kids who made out with girls and stuff didn't mean I was gay. I didn't really think nothing of it, though.

    Later on, in the evening, I happened to be walking by her house with a few friends of mine. I saw through the window and curtain that she and her family (including her grandmother) were having dinner at the dinner table. I had been to her house a few times before, so I knew that it was the dinner table. I picked up a brick off someone's lawn and threw it right through the window, into the house.

    The next day, I found out that I had caused mad damage both to her house and to her family's psyche. I also heard that the grandmother was freakin' out.
     
  8. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    omg, today i tagged a building. omg.
     
  9. MestOne

    MestOne Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2001 Messages: 382 Likes Received: 0
    When I was at the age of 9 my best friend and I hated these triplets that lived across the street from him. We decided it was a great idea to fuck with their house while they went out of town for the day. My friend and I stuck their water hose in-between the storm door and the front door. The water ran for about 2 hours with out anyone noticing, until the neighbor saw it and turned it off. We then got my friends little brother, who was probably 5 at the time, to stick it back in there. He did, and it ran for another hour or so. The family came home and found that the inside of their house had suffered from severe water damage.... had to get new carpet. Cost a shit ton of money, don’t exactly know if I my parents or my friends paid for the damages but its funny as hell looking back at that shit.
     
  10. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    im a 21 yur ol asshole. I still havent lurnd
    I was on probation from 13 to 21... got off for
    2 months & landed myself in county jail.
    Now im tryin to figure out how to act.
    I got 14 points on my driving record. My licence
    suspended. I owe over 1300 dollars for time
    incarcerated. 1500 to Capitol One. Car payments are mad late, cell phone. attorney. Car Insurance is late and canceled I owe my moms $300. I dont know how to make decent money legitimately. I dont even know what kinda job
    to get. Its all my own fault. I dont even know what
    the fuck im gone do. Im staying at my x x girlfriends
    moms for tonight in a filthy ass trailer.
     
  11. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
     
  13. zodiddly

    zodiddly Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 13, 2004 Messages: 170 Likes Received: 0
    i was that hot chick who hit a guy if she didnt like the way he was talking to her





















    pow
     
  14. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    "i was that hot chick"


    :rolleyes:
     
  15. TresOne

    TresOne Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 447 Likes Received: 2
    haha, my childhood was uneventuful as fuck, but it's fun to recall..

    - I knew this one chick LilyJane from kindergarten through to grade 6 (the last year i had school with her, although i still see her occasionally nowadays), and i was fucking crazy about her. We used to hang out all the damn time, seeing as we both lived (and still do) within a few blocks from each other and the school. So, i was all about this girl, but when i went to a different school for juniour high and high school we basically stopped talking. The halloween when i was in grade 12, i was out with the boys drunk as fuck and high as a kite. Somehow we ened up back by Lily's house, and I decided that it would be a good idea to go to the door (at 2 am) and see if she was home. I got about halfway up the driveway (so fucked up, i fell down at least 5 times), and her old man opened up the front door and was holding a fucking AXE. I guess he had been watching for kids out egging houses, although i don't know what he thought he was going to do with the axe... Anyways, I asked him if Lily was home, and he said "Fuck you, you little sack of shit, stay the fuck away from my daughter! I remember you, you little bitch!"

    This came as a bit of a surprise to me that he would have any bad feelings towards me, considering the fact that i wasn't a huge trouble maker when i was younger (at least not that he would know of). Anyways, i didn't really know what to say, so on my way back down the driveway, i decided to jump onto the roof of his car and put my foot through the windshield. (whatever, i was wasted)

    A week later, I saw Lily at a club, and her boyfriend (5'2" little piece of shit) came up to me, pushed me and started talking shit about how i was ruining her life. Funny thing is that, she turned to me a few years back when she was all suicidal and couldn't talk to anyone, including her boyfriend, and I was the one who basically MADE her pull through it. I told him to fuck off, and he kept getting in my face, so i beat the shit out of him, ended up breaking his nose and cheek and sending him to the hospital.. I'm not a fighter by any means, so i felt really bad about it. She, understandably, got all pissed off and hasn't spoken to me since...
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    -me and my buddy Tim used to put cinderblocks inside big empty chip-bags and put em on the road.. it used to be funny to watch a guy in a benz put his suspension out on a chip-bag, but if that ever happened to me, i'd probably murder the kid and drag his body behind my car, so i feel kinda bad about it now.

    -at a friend's 13th birthday, I brought him a case of beer that i stole from my friend's house (my parents don't drink). Anyways, we all got "drunk", and decided to break into the zoo that's across the road from his house, basically. We took wire-cutters from his garage, and snipped a hole in the fence to the Zebra enclosure. I dared and basically forced this kid to run up and slap a Zebra's ass, and when he got within like 5 feet of it, it kicked him square in the face. I'm honestly surprised that he didn't die right there. He was out cold, and everyone fucking ran off, leaving me to go in and drag his ass out. I figured it was the least I could do, considering it was my idea in the first place.

    -My friend Erick comes from the richest family in the whole goddamn world. His dad is an oral surgeon, but seriously must have something else going on under the table, because this family has so much money, it's impossible. Anyways, one night I was crashing at his house after a party (we must have been 15 or 16 or something), and Erick was all sick from drinking too much, combined with a badd shroom trip. After i dragged his stupid ass up their huge fucking spiral staircase to his room, i went down into their kitchen to get something to drink. I walked into the kitchen, and there's his mom sitting half naked at the table with a bottle of wine in her hand and 2 empties on the table. The thing about his parents is that they were both SERIOUS fucking alcoholics, but managed to cover it up fairly well. Anyways, she noticed me and called me over, and then just started balling her eyes out and telling me all this wierd shit about how her husband beats her and how she hates her life and wishes she could die and shit. It was some seriously scary shit. At one point in her rant she said "money brings nothing but trouble.. i wish i had a simple life like your parents" implying that my family had no money, which isn't true. I was offended, but didn't take it too seriously, until she started talking shit about my mom, and then i lost it. I told her to shut the fuck up and stop complaining about everything. I gave her shit for like 15 minutes about how her family has everything that anyone could want and all they do is bitch about things. I don't remember a lot of it, but it ended with me leaving their house as she was throwing wine bottles at me and breaking down at the same time. I guess his dad had heard the whole commotion and laid into her pretty good the next day, because the next time i saw her, she was all bruised and shit. I feel terrible, the lady is really nice and i pretty much told her she wasn't worth shit. I guess i made up for it when i called out erick's dad one night for being an abusive piece of shit (i was drunk). He tried to punch me and i hit in the face with a beer bottle. He's the kinda guy that would sue a kid, but i think he stayed quiet due to the fact that i knew about him being a wife-beater.



    Ahh, i dunno. Lame.
     
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