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i want to cut my fucking nose off right now....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, May 17, 2006.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    ...there is a zit inside my left nostril. apparently once you get over the age of 20 you stop getting acne on your face and you start getting random pimples in places like your ear and your nostril. this is one of the most annoyingly uncomfortable things since i got the tattoo near my armpit colored in.

    i need a little elf or something to jump up in there and take care of this thing for me.

    p.s.- this is what comes up when you google image "nose elf"

    [​IMG]

    this leads me to another question. why is fantasy/sci-fi so gay?

    p.p.s.- did you know the word "gay" actually has nothing to do with sexual orientation? it was invented during a new york times movie review of "willow".

    go wikipedia that bitch if you dont believe me.
     
  2. Pimples in your nose suck, they hurt so bad.











    Nose elfs are gay











    Scifi is gay, unless it has Bruce Campbell, then its exciting.
     
  3. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Bloodninja: I'm putting on my wizard hat
     
  4. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    I agree, there is nothing worse than a pimple in your nose.

    wait, unless its on your upper lip and getting ready to burst. those hurt the worst.
     
  5. aww shit i had one just inside the nostril once but almost still visible and DAAMN that shit had me hurting
     
  6. Wost is when you have a cold/allergies and a pimple in your nose. You blow your nose and the sucker pops puss and blood all in your shit. Then you smell it........:yuck:
     
  7. +JAZE+

    +JAZE+ New Jack

    Joined: Oct 4, 2005 Messages: 66 Likes Received: 0
    i see that you are now evolving into ur adult years and experince the most mature forms of acne (i.e nostral acne.) this is a great symbol of you're wisdom that manifests itself into a phyiscal form, please take down notes while you expand.
     
  8. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    Obscure... Funny.
     
  9. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    SPITE THAT FACE! SPITE THAT FACE!
     
  10. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
     
  11. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    I had a pimple in my ear canal. when it popped i heard it. it was surreal...
     

  12. Ewww
     
  13. PUMPKIN ESCOBAR

    PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2004 Messages: 2,443 Likes Received: 34
    I was skating so hard last summer, swamp ass to the maximum when I threw in the towel, and I ended up getting the biggest pimple right on my ass. I mean this was like a small mountain, sitting down was very uncomfortable.
     

  14. That story reminds me of that sick video that someone posted on the Google.Yourtube thread. That shit was sick :yuck: :yuck:
     
  15. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    stick some tweezers up in that mug and pluck that bitch
     
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