i want my cousin to cum up insi...wait, what? it's not funny anymore? you sure? fuck!

i just got an email from my work that my paycheck from firday is going to bounce.....

but i cashsed it at a check cashing spot and deposited cash in to my bank account. my work is sending me a new check right now + 50 dollars cash.

hahahahh!!!!!!!!!! i get paid TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!

TGIF whodies.

Sweet, buy some Boones Farm to have sex with your cousin

congrats, you beat the system!!!!!

cook me some rack of lamb!

only because they know you have a drinking problem...

i was gonna refer to boning your cousin, but im more mature than that.

so bone your cousin.

hmmm.

is there a way this will come back to screw me?

eh. fuck it! this is a $1400 come up!!!!!!!

woooohooooo!!! steaks bitches!! Lamb for Dee!!!

and jew know this, mayyyyyyyn

oooh. i can buy my ticket for the OTP convention in Vegas now!!!

Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 31 2006, 02:34 PM

hmmm.

 

is there a way this will come back to screw me?

 

eh. fuck it! this is a $1400 come up!!!!!!!

 

woooohooooo!!! steaks bitches!! Lamb for Dee!!!

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Yes, yes it will. The company will find out and you wont get paid next time. Have fun being broke.

the thing is, i NEVER cash my check first. like EVER. so i could easily say that i totally forgot if it comes up. and being that this was their fuck up. they will work with me. it'a also a really big company and with all these paychecks bouncing....my shit cuold fall thru the cracks....

it couldnt have come at a more amazing time also...i am SO broke....

but there is no such thing as free money....

im still gonna deposit/spend the shit out of it!

new nikes!

huh? the check cashing place is going to try to get their money and they're going to see that check bounced.. so either way they're going after you or your company. either which way it's coming back to you.

Jews, always trying to scam somebody.

hahaha

i cant wait for the thread you make when the company finds out.

hahha....oh man. seriously.

your company may be bouncing checks left and right but that doesnt mean accounting isnt paying attention....in fact they are probably going over every transaction with a fine tooth comb.

this ends two ways.

1. collection letter from check cashing company + ridiculous intrest and fees on top of the original amount

2. you are looking for a new job next week.

let me know which one was right.

im not gonna spend it all.

not even .....

just a little...

till someone tells me to stop.

=D

id spend it if i thought itd be all good, but if your worried just hold on to it until your next paycheck....

what kind of dog and pony show are you working at

have fun living on the street and sucking dick for taco bell money

with the extra $$ you could get a few of these:

or save the money for when the lunch boxes and pj's and tickets to pink dildo on ice go on sale

pearl rabbit?

pssssh. you dont even know.

sounds like you got lucky

:naughty:

you think you know... but you have no idea...

MTV's diary of a pink dildo

yeah bad idea on spending it twice....that shit will come back to you

definitely keep the cash but I would just hold off on the check

co-signed

buncha haters in here

Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 31 2006, 04:22 PM

im not gonna spend it all.

 

not even .....

 

just a little...

 

till someone tells me to stop.

 

=D

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as your fellow jew and accountant I strongly advise you tell the company. You wont get fucked and they tend to remember this kind of loyalty.

Originally posted by johnny ballbags@Mar 31 2006, 03:24 PM

you think you know... but you have no idea...

MTV's diary of a pink dildo

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imma tell em on monday. like i "remembered" that i had cashed it. since i never do that,

after i take a few hundo for my troubles.

they can just take that out my next check and we gravy.

youre slippin

Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 31 2006, 05:50 PM

imma tell em on monday. like i "remembered" that i had cashed it. since i never do that,

 

after i take a few hundo for my troubles.

 

they can just take that out my next check and we gravy.

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DON'T DO ITTTTTTTTTTT....just hold onto the dough and see what happens, you never know if it'll slip through the cracks

Think of all the cousin fucking fetish films you could buy