XxSugarxX Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 so yea... i was on the way to a job interview today, and i walked out into my yard to get my dog suki to come inside. My neighbor's cat tiger(the killing machine) was outside once again, looking at my dog.. so... i yell for suki to come in, and see that the cat has once again tried to kill another bird.. Now, i understand this is a cat's nature, but this bitch cat roams in everyone's yard, scratched my dog's nose, and shits where it pleases... so.. i rescued the bird , it was still alive, uninjured but shook, and put it on my front yard bushes, and proceeded to scream that i was gonna kill the cat and run it over with my car.. i love animals, but hate my neighbor's cat now.... any stories of neighbor's bastard pets you'd like to share?.... that's all for me.. thanks :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 damn cat! well, as a leo im supposed like cats, but i don't really like them at all. I mean i'll pick up my friends cats and pet them, but i like dogs better. that cat sounds satanic-- what kind of dog do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 1. Purchase milk from meighborhood drug store 2. Purchase acid from neighborhood drug dealer 3. Place halucinagenics in milk 4. Place bowl in backyard This also works with cat food.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantbefaded Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 LSD is pretty hard to come by these days. Oh oh, and sugar.... STFU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Awww how sweet you named your dog after me minus the spelling. I dislike cats, they make me have intense allergy attacks. They are evil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president this one pit bull type dog two houses down almost killed a young boy behind our houses after it broke through the owners fence... yea it got put to sleep... :D you need to be put to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by DEE38 damn cat! well, as a leo im supposed like cats, but i don't really like them at all. I mean i'll pick up my friends cats and pet them, but i like dogs better. that cat sounds satanic-- what kind of dog do you have? my dog is a gangsta ass chihuaha(sp?)... dont mess with her.. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00300663f00000008.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 it sounds like Defy is sleeping on the job. You better get him to eradicate that bitch ass kitten with the quickness. IOKS MOUNT UP ICED OUT KITTEN SLAUGHTERISTS REPPIN IOKS DCC CROOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaZe Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 CATZ IS COOL WITH ME CUZZZ WE ALL COME FROM CAT AND U MOTHER AND U COME FROM CAT AND IF U DON LIE CAT GET DA FUCC OUT BITCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by JaZe CATZ IS COOL WITH ME CUZZZ WE ALL COME FROM CAT AND U MOTHER AND U COME FROM CAT AND IF U DON LIE CAT GET DA FUCC OUT BITCH so.. my mom and i are cats?.... :confused: too bad there isn't a spell and grammer check button in here..:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 look at me im sweet like sugar. teehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL197/1132287/2136234/26560254.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 oh snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaZe Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by vinyl junkie http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL197/1132287/2136234/26560254.jpg'> fucc u cuz my spelling is ancient u are fucc igornace classical spelling becuz u are so lowlife u have no ethics and morals i will poo in u face when i c you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 PUNK'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 dogs are much better pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 i would say cats are on my top 5 things i hate more than anything. problem is, i'm seeing a girl with 7 cats. and she lets a lot of them sleep in her bed. she knows i'm allergic and hate her cats, so she tries to keep the door shut and not let them in when i sleep over. however, the little pieces of shit scratch and claw at the bedroom door all night until she breaks down and lets them in. i normally just smack them in the head until they learn to never come near me, but if she catches me she gets pissy which means no tail for me so now it's like i'm getting cockblocked by cats. cats are whiny, stupid, annoying and useless animals. and the girl is a leo, which made me very interested to read dee38's post. i guess sometimes that zodiac nonsense has some truth to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by JaZe fucc u cuz my spelling is ancient u are fucc igornace classical spelling becuz u are so lowlife u have no ethics and morals i will poo in u face when i c you that's not ancient spelling, that's just..... well.. i don't know what that is.. and im sure no one else on here can read it either.. i think that law spelling thread is still hangin around here somewhere. maybe you should swing by it and pick up a few tips on how to spell and form sentences ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by garcia_vega i would say cats are on my top 5 things i hate more than anything. problem is, i'm seeing a girl with 7 cats. and she lets a lot of them sleep in her bed. she knows i'm allergic and hate her cats, so she tries to keep the door shut and not let them in when i sleep over. however, the little pieces of shit scratch and claw at the bedroom door all night until she breaks down and lets them in. i normally just smack them in the head until they learn to never come near me, but if she catches me she gets pissy which means no tail for me so now it's like i'm getting cockblocked by cats. cats are whiny, stupid, annoying and useless animals. and the girl is a leo, which made me very interested to read dee38's post. i guess sometimes that zodiac nonsense has some truth to it. when she is sleeping, gather up all the cats in a pile, then put them in a box. a sack would also work. take the sack or box outside, and put it in the nearest trash can. actually a dumpster would be better. when she wakes up and asks you where all the cats are, just say that they all ran away. shit, cats run away all the time, so she has no reason not to beleive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by MAGNOMAR jesus christ!! this kid is sereosly retarded!!! and again...haw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 thanks for the suggestion arcel. that's not a bad idea at all--i've actually formulated a plan of my own also. i was thinking about writing an anonymous letter to her landlord-she's not supposed to have more than one cat in the apartment and she has seven. i could pretend to be an angry neighbor saying they always get out and tear through my trash. then her landlord will come inspect the place realize there's a shitload of cats and make her get rid of them. then i can act all sympathetic like "oh that's too bad, i know how much you liked them" or if that doesn't work maybe i'll stuff them in a box like you said. mwah ha ha ha ha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 may the force be with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 i would just get a huge ball of yarn and lay it in another room, because the smallest things interest cats... .theyre assholes, even when you yell at them they just sit there and look at you, with their assholeish glares.. stupid cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 now adays hating em doesnt make much sense well i for one was always a dog person...i was always freaked out by cats...i always pictured them unexpectedly attacking me or something....i have a dog..hes a bit slow in the head but hes all around cool.....but i have to say...that my friend has a cat...a cool ass one at that..its like a...uuh...a dog...a dog-cat...yeah thats it...its a cat but it acts like a dog...so its cool...so i say if u have a dog-cat....its aaaaall good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 this has nothing to do with cats, but uh..i just found on one of my friends is webster's little sister..( the child star webster aka emmanuel lewis).. i saw him at my graduation over the weekend, he's about.. three and half feet tall and lives in defy's hoood....... if anyone wants to have a cookout with me, my defy, and the webster, hit us up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 cookout?....food?!!!!...ooo ooo meeeeee meeeee pick meeee!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 i wonder if webster is like a mini pimp and stuff... i bet he gets alll the pooosy...:lol: seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by XxSugarxX my dog is a gangsta ass chihuaha(sp?)... dont mess with her.. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00300663f00000008.jpg'> I hate chihuahahahahs but that dog looks awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 i used to have a cat and some other alley cat had beef with him and kicked his ass all the time. but now i have two dogs that are the ill shit kid like what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 i used to have a cat and some other alley cat had beef with him and kicked his ass all the time. but now i have two dogs that are the ill shit kid like what. Heathcliff was not your cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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