By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account.

i tried crack for the first time tonight!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jah, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    come on, you know i wouldnt do that.... but yeah, insomnia like whoa! these last couple nights ive been a fuckin machine. wednesday night i did something (i honestly cant remember and i dont have time to sit here and think for a while) that involved a lot of alcohol and not too much sleep (dont really remember how much sleep i got that night either) then i went to try out this restaurant at 8 in the morning. fuckin pricks had me preppin shit all day then when it got busy and i didnt have shit else to prep so boss tried to get me doin dishes and shit so i said fuck it, im not studying to be a chef to do her fuckin dishes. so i bounced and went up to a different restaurant i was checkin in that area cus he said hed give me a try a few days later but no one can get a hold of me on my phone so....yeah, i went in there and dude was like, "youre working for me tomorrow.." so he tells me to come back at five and hed show me how things worked and id start tomorrow. so i come back at five and throws me right in the kitchen and straight puts me in charge (the head chef wasnt there). just because of the name of my school hes letting me change the menu, take over breakfast (which kinda sucks), and pretty much made me a sous chef. so i worked till midnight for him that night (which means i worked from 8 till midnight that day with a couple hour break).

    then i go to catch a bus home but theyve stopped running so i decided to hit a pub and have some drinks. so i have some drinks and i ran out of cash so i found an atm but it wouldnt fuckin work. so i fucked with it for a while and i tried to withdraw 40 $ but it fuckin spit out 500. then a fuckin 50 year old gay dude tried to talk to me so i bounced and was gonna go home but i ended up at another pub. so i play some pool and drink a lot more guiness and get home around 3 30, fuck around on 12oz for a little while, and make some spaghetti, getting me to sleep at about 6am. so i wake up two hours later to go do breakfast for guy and end up working through dinner. i got off around 10 and hit a club with a couple honies and my roommate and his girl. i already told you about that night. i dropped 150 on drinks and and a shitload of dough on other shit and get the girl i was hookin up with sick so we have to bounce. got home around 3 or 3 30 or something and smoke a bowl and go to sleep. get up for work at 8 yesterday and work a split shift (breakfast and dinner).

    so when i get done with breakfast i kick it at the beach and get sunburned and shit. then im walking back to work to start my next shift and this girl i holllered at on the bus the previous night comes in and exchanges numbers with me and asks me out (which was totally unexpected cus i didnt even mention hanging out with her when i talked to her). so i have to drop a date i had with the girl that got sick to take this girl out last night. so we go out to another club and i blow another 100 on drinks and 5 to get into the club plus taxis blah blah blah. go back to girls place at like 4, fuck around till about 5, wake up at 7 50 this morning, go into work at 8 30, make a hollandaise (that i fuckin put too much salt in), and now im home taking a rest till i have to go back to work in about an hour to do lunch.

    i start my next course tomorrow.

    im disillusationalthingymagiggy...
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
  4. JimboTheLion

    JimboTheLion Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 173 Likes Received: 0
    phew....sounds like a hassle...
  5. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
  6. spec

    spec Guest

    anything kills if you get enough of it...
  7. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
  8. TRUE

    TRUE Member

    Joined: May 1, 2000 Messages: 530 Likes Received: 0
    Damn man, you need to get some sleep!
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    i think it would be funny if one of the mods ie. smart would switch up the title replacing crack for cock.
  10. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    faithless - insomnia
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    That *would* be quite humorous Pistol.
  12. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    peace b ewith you
  13. spec

    spec Guest

  14. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Shit JAH, if i were you i would be dead, even if i lived that way for like 3 days. I only got 6 hours sleep last night, and walked a shitload and im fucking tired. And how can you afford to blow so much moeny on alcohol? Thats fucking insane.
  15. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    wait...you made 500$ in the atm..and you blew it all on drinks!??! wtf is wrong with you man!?!