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I think older women are HOT HOT HOT!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mr.yuck, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    So i was having a chat with yours truely 26 sided cube about how i met a real estate agent with fake tits who is in her 40's and my bosses mom who sells cars and looks like stiflers mom. I want to fuck both of them and have been noticing lately how attractive I find older women.

    26 agreed with me whole heartedly on this topic and apparently I have been sleeping on this and have some catching up to do. By the way this isnt a thread about hot soccer moms. This is about successful business women with fake tits that are in their 40's.

    He told me I should hang around retirement homes with blueblockers and let my hands wander. What a perve.

    So what do ya'll think about older women?
     
  2. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    I'm getting firsts on this before sleep... you
    know where I stand.

    BRING ON THE REAL ESTATE AGENTS!
     
  3. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i'm just always skeptical about the quality of the vaj on older women. if she's down to take it in the tush then i say its a go.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i'm all about yummy mummys
     
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    hey, dickhead, do 32 year ols lawyers qualify? If so, i'll vote yes.
     
  6. BIGBLUE

    BIGBLUE Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2003 Messages: 1,667 Likes Received: 0
    older women usually have big bread and wont mind breaking you off with some of that 401k fetti in exchange for mild adventure and magic stick.. also they can be that experience you need to set your game apart from the rest of your peers.. When chicks your age find out you've been layin it down with an older woman, they tend to flock at your doorstep out of curiousity.
     
  7. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    single women that are 40 arent losers. 40 year old women that stay with an asshole husbands because they're afraid to be alone are losers. 3 cheers for single older women that are down to fuck.
     
  8. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Yeah i suppose a 32 year old lawyer would be okay. But Im talkin about in general.

    This real estate agent i met works crazy shit like 19 hour days and what not. I suppose that is the reason why she doesnt have anyone and no kids. But thats not all bad. Its gonna be hard to find time to stick it in her pooper though.

    and with that its time for sleep.
     
  9. blame

    blame Guest

    hang out at grocery stores and act incapable of feeding yourself. that should lure in a few.
     
  10. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i dont understand.
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I had sex with a 30 year old with small tits who looked like she was 20. But she WAS a successful businesswoman......

    But 30 isn't really "older" :eek:
     
  12. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    you still win in the long run, Dr Dazzle. you still win.
     
  13. cutlips

    cutlips Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2003 Messages: 208 Likes Received: 0
    older woman are cool make good money for the most part established in life appreciate shit a lot more than the young ones blah blah blah but for some reason im just not feeling them ill take a nice 18 19 year old girl and all the problems that go along with them over some old crusty used up biotch.....just my opinion
     
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Amen to that.....
     
  15. blame

    blame Guest

    meaning, that in the frozen food isle, you act like you have no idea whats going on and require and older woman to show you whats what.

    go from there :wink:
     
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