Frate_Raper Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 So my lady is a bit or a selfish lover type. We're doing our thing like two dogs in heat,when she gets "sensitive" she stands straight up with out thinking about me being inside her from behind.I'm not joking I think she may have done something very serious to my penis. I was stuck in her while she was trying to act all cute and sexy,I'm screaming while I slowly ejacutlate what feels like glass.She runs to the bathroom to clean her shit off while I lie on the floor almost in tears.I WAS BLEEDING FROM MY URRETHRA. I'm still a bit upset and in alot of pain when I pee,WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE JUST SAID TAKE IT OUT? I have a docs app on monday morning..this should be intresting because I have life long Kiddney problems that are almost the same as the disconfort I'm dealing with,I don't want it to be that but I don't want my fuck stick to be manged up either. STUPID BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 smack dat ho but seriously, that sucks. communication is important i hope it's not broken. yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 dude, i'm sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 doood i'll say a prayer for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 you should put something hot in her vagina..like a curling iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 damn... similar thing happened to me, but no bleeding or burning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 dude...that sucks. uh...has it changed color any? you can do some serious damage to the unit...including bruising it to the point of it being black and blue. scary shit...especially when blood comes rippin' out. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 NOT THE MAGIC STICK!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane30 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 hahahahahaha...wow man, dat shit sucks!..this chik gave me dickburn not to long ago, didntknwo how to jack ome off and my shit was swolen fora day...it went away though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINK DOT Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 i know im not supposed to but i cant help laughing. good luck with this shit man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 That's funny, I just ejaculated in my girlfriend not 20 minutes ago! Small world..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 15, 2005 Author Share Posted July 15, 2005 I'm having panic attacks when I have to pee because I don't want to go BUT I have too. She feels real bad but seriously I can't be nice to her....WHY DID SHE HAVE TO STAND UP LIKE THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by insane30@Jul 15 2005, 04:20 PM hahahahahaha...wow man, dat shit sucks!..this chik gave me dickburn not to long ago, didntknwo how to jack ome off and my shit was swolen fora day...it went away though Quoted post NOHJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Jul 15 2005, 02:43 PM That's funny, I just ejaculated in my girlfriend not 20 minutes ago! Small world..... Quoted post and your not cuddling now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Ahahaaha, this thread is a laugh riot. Seriously, see a doctor, Frate Raper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 man,thats serious shit,good thing your gettin it checked out,its a must to protect the jewels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Haha... yea. Sancerre! Dr.genuiazzle, mans on th floor with broken penile lives, x 2. 3 things, make sure it is ok, make sure you can still rub one off at work or whatever and also make sure the world is ok like the persians Sancerre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 heh.. the doc is gonna say no nuttin for a month and your girl is gonna be like, "get on yo' knees bitch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 after my recent brush of death with my own manus... i sincerely feel your pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 How are you going to explain this to a doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Sounds like cathater time, or better yet the tube that they stick up your dick with a camera on it. Fuck all that. I hated that shit, and I know where your at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Jul 16 2005, 12:49 AM Quoted post Down i go.. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Fucking terrible. I have yet to hurt my man-thing in any serious way, but after you and synap's tales of tragedy, Homeland Security has updated my crotchal region to alert level Orange, just to keep things safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 yea ive bent the jimmy like that..but no serious damage....good luck to you man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 When you go to the doc, tell him your "Penix is broke". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jul 16 2005, 01:03 AM Homeland Security has updated my crotchal region to alert level Orange, just to keep things safe. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Test out your pimp hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Jul 15 2005, 02:43 PM That's funny, I just ejaculated in my girlfriend not 20 minutes ago! Small world..... Quoted post just because you finally got laid doesnt mean anyone cares. i mean, really, do internet girlfriends count? also, like symbols said: yikes! hope everythings okay in the nether regions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 DAMN...MY SHIT HURT A LITTLE AFTER READING THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.