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I think my penix might be broken

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    So my lady is a bit or a selfish lover type.

    We're doing our thing like two dogs in heat,when she gets "sensitive" she stands straight up with out thinking about me being inside her from behind.I'm not joking I think she may have done something very serious to my penis.

    I was stuck in her while she was trying to act all cute and sexy,I'm screaming while I slowly ejacutlate what feels like glass.She runs to the bathroom to clean her shit off while I lie on the floor almost in tears.I WAS BLEEDING FROM MY URRETHRA.


    I'm still a bit upset and in alot of pain when I pee,WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE JUST SAID TAKE IT OUT?



    I have a docs app on monday morning..this should be intresting because I have life long Kiddney problems that are almost the same as the disconfort I'm dealing with,I don't want it to be that but I don't want my fuck stick to be manged up either.


    STUPID BITCH
     
  2. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    smack dat ho


    but seriously, that sucks.
    communication is important

    i hope it's not broken.
    yikes!
     
  3. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    dude, i'm sorry
     
  4. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    doood i'll say a prayer for you
     
  5. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    you should put something hot in her vagina..like a curling iron
     
  6. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    damn... similar thing happened to me, but no bleeding or burning...
     
  7. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    dude...that sucks.

    uh...has it changed color any? you can do some serious damage to the unit...including bruising it to the point of it being black and blue.

    scary shit...especially when blood comes rippin' out.

    :yuck:
     
  8. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    NOT THE MAGIC STICK!!!!
     
  9. insane30

    insane30 Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2004 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahaha...wow man, dat shit sucks!..this chik gave me dickburn not to long ago, didntknwo how to jack ome off and my shit was swolen fora day...it went away though
     
  10. PINK DOT

    PINK DOT Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Messages: 242 Likes Received: 0
    i know im not supposed to but i cant help laughing. good luck with this shit man.
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    That's funny, I just ejaculated in my girlfriend not 20 minutes ago!

    Small world.....
     
  12. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I'm having panic attacks when I have to pee because I don't want to go BUT I have too.


    She feels real bad but seriously I can't be nice to her....WHY DID SHE HAVE TO STAND UP LIKE THAT?
     
  13. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    NOHJ
     
  14. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2

    and your not cuddling now?
     
  15. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Ahahaaha, this thread is a laugh riot. Seriously, see a doctor, Frate Raper.
     
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