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I think I sold my soul to SATAN!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_grim540, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 465 Likes Received: 0
    About a week ago my girlfriend took a surprise pic of my doing some dirty work in the ole' fortified compound. Now the odd thing is, as I was uploading the pic on to the computer I noticed a weird transparency in my left arm.

    Now I know a little about photography and figured that maybe my arm was moving and the camera captured the image behind my arm, but then wouldn't there be some kind of motion blur?

    then I got to thinking....

    About four years ago in the foul summer of 2001 (aka my summer of poverty) I vaguely remember some hazy memory of laying on the pavement in some parking lot at 5am, it was about month four of my six month bender for that year. I think I may have possibly traded my soul to Satan for a 12pack of Stroh's beer. I don't remember if the deal went through, but I do remember getting the beer.

    So what I am wondering if is Satan offers some kind of defered payment plan, like 4 years no cash(or everlasting soul in this case) or maybe monthy installments or something, one extremity every six months or so.

    Here is the picture in question. Please examine it and get back to me on this, this is very serious.... (well maybe not I already have bad credit and I have dealt with Sprint collection services, Satan doesn't have shit on those bastards.)

  2. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    When you sell your soul, satan doesn't get it until you die. You're fucked for eternity.

    Way to fuck that deal up, dumbass, you're supposed to hold out for more than a 12 pack.

    The transparency is caused by a too long an exposure + a weak flash causing a double exposure. Small automatics can do this sometimes, I can easily do it on purpose.
  3. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    atleast you got those sweet tattoos out of the deal though.
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my sarcasm detector just exploded
  5. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 465 Likes Received: 0
    well, doesn't the fact that I was willing to sell it for STROH's beer, point to the state of desparation i was in?

    I mean come on!!! If I was a little more sober at the time I would held out for a case of Low Down Brown Ale of something.

    As for the remark about the tats?
    yeah, yeah, yeah, i know, my friend was apprenticing, they were free. I don't have the $500 dollars to get what I really want.

    at least they dont say "oi!!"

    it was four years ago I was young drunk and stupid and now I got to live with the shit.

    Now i'm just drunk and stupid.
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    If you're going to sell your soul, at least do it for good beer.....
  7. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    so wait you DIDNT get those ill shits from teh devil?

    What the fuck.

    Fuck that deal then.
  8. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    I'd hold out for at least a blow job. With all the sinners surrounding him 24/7 Satan is bound to give some killer dome.
  9. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
  10. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    the devil got played.
  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    someone's been listening to venom
  12. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    you have a strange tan. do you wear t-shirts and oven mitts while out in the sun?
  13. Dawood

    Dawood Elite Member

    Joined: May 8, 2002 Messages: 4,677 Likes Received: 146
    Damn, my spidey senses always tell me to stay out of threads like this
  14. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    There was a time when I was 13 and writting graffiti pass curfue. The cops gave
    chase, I ditched my acid, switchblade & bowl and hid in under a boat in a back
    yard (suburbs). I prayed to God that if I could get away I'd never touch myself
    again, or at lease untill a woman asked me to, and if I broke this bond he could
    render my penis small forever.

    Not exactly selling soul to the devil but you get the drift.
  15. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    omg. did you ditch your blackbook and krink too?