imported_grim540 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 About a week ago my girlfriend took a surprise pic of my doing some dirty work in the ole' fortified compound. Now the odd thing is, as I was uploading the pic on to the computer I noticed a weird transparency in my left arm. Now I know a little about photography and figured that maybe my arm was moving and the camera captured the image behind my arm, but then wouldn't there be some kind of motion blur? then I got to thinking.... About four years ago in the foul summer of 2001 (aka my summer of poverty) I vaguely remember some hazy memory of laying on the pavement in some parking lot at 5am, it was about month four of my six month bender for that year. I think I may have possibly traded my soul to Satan for a 12pack of Stroh's beer. I don't remember if the deal went through, but I do remember getting the beer. So what I am wondering if is Satan offers some kind of defered payment plan, like 4 years no cash(or everlasting soul in this case) or maybe monthy installments or something, one extremity every six months or so. Here is the picture in question. Please examine it and get back to me on this, this is very serious.... (well maybe not I already have bad credit and I have dealt with Sprint collection services, Satan doesn't have shit on those bastards.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 When you sell your soul, satan doesn't get it until you die. You're fucked for eternity. Way to fuck that deal up, dumbass, you're supposed to hold out for more than a 12 pack. The transparency is caused by a too long an exposure + a weak flash causing a double exposure. Small automatics can do this sometimes, I can easily do it on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 atleast you got those sweet tattoos out of the deal though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Sep 30 2005, 04:13 PM atleast you got those sweet tattoos out of the deal though. Quoted post my sarcasm detector just exploded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Sep 30 2005, 12:58 AM Way to fuck that deal up, dumbass, you're supposed to hold out for more than a 12 pack. Quoted post well, doesn't the fact that I was willing to sell it for STROH's beer, point to the state of desparation i was in? I mean come on!!! If I was a little more sober at the time I would held out for a case of Low Down Brown Ale of something. As for the remark about the tats? yeah, yeah, yeah, i know, my friend was apprenticing, they were free. I don't have the $500 dollars to get what I really want. at least they dont say "oi!!" it was four years ago I was young drunk and stupid and now I got to live with the shit. Now i'm just drunk and stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 If you're going to sell your soul, at least do it for good beer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 so wait you DIDNT get those ill shits from teh devil? What the fuck. Fuck that deal then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I'd hold out for at least a blow job. With all the sinners surrounding him 24/7 Satan is bound to give some killer dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 See you in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 the devil got played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 someone's been listening to venom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 you have a strange tan. do you wear t-shirts and oven mitts while out in the sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Damn, my spidey senses always tell me to stay out of threads like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 There was a time when I was 13 and writting graffiti pass curfue. The cops gave chase, I ditched my acid, switchblade & bowl and hid in under a boat in a back yard (suburbs). I prayed to God that if I could get away I'd never touch myself again, or at lease untill a woman asked me to, and if I broke this bond he could render my penis small forever. Not exactly selling soul to the devil but you get the drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 omg. did you ditch your blackbook and krink too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 SATAN ENLARGED MY PENIS true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 But seriously, didnt you get xray vision or become the best kazoo player? I know you wouldnt give it away for just beer... at least hold out for some snacks too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Sep 30 2005, 08:07 AM There was a time when I was 13 and writting graffiti pass curfue. The cops gave chase, I ditched my acid, switchblade & bowl and hid in under a boat in a back yard (suburbs). I prayed to God that if I could get away I'd never touch myself again, or at lease untill a woman asked me to, and if I broke this bond he could render my penis small forever. Not exactly selling soul to the devil but you get the drift. Quoted post hows the small wiener thing going for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 What I lack in the pants, I make up with my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Just in case you really want to know how that transparency occured: long time exposure mixed with flash. First it exposes for about two seconds and then comes the flash. The flash prevents motion blur, the long time exposure will cause transparency effects. Get more sleep, don't smoke more than you can deal with and stop tripping. Sissy. The devil ... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Sep 30 2005, 01:35 PM What I lack in the pants, I make up with my hair. Quoted post Your hair is made of tiny pensises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Sep 30 2005, 01:35 PM What I lack in the pants, I make up with my hair. Quoted post My hair is made of tiny double posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 hahahaha this is the funniest thread ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 fancy extra nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 [attachmentid=22256] Did the devil hook you up with the tight face wig? I wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 owned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 ^^haha..so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 You gotta get your parents back together! Before you disappear like in back to the future!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I think the devil owns you cause of those two gay star tattoo's, not the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetPussy Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I feel sorry for your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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