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I tell you, gay aunts are fantastic.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Telo, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    Just a little thing i'd like to throw out into 12 oz after a fabulous dish of my aunts vegetarian soup.. I have a couple of the best aunts in the world.. I see them about once or twice a month and we go out to dinner at a fabulous restaurant in the suburban area. When we get done we head back to there place and they stock me up with a solid 7 or 8 mason jars full of their home made soups, a full tray of lasaganga which is about 5 or 6 dinners, my favorite drinks such as a local soda maker, homemade cookies, few long sleeve shirts, and basically anything i need to get by. Apparently when my father was in college and living on his own in a inner city neighborhood they also stocked him up with tons of shit all the time given the fact that he was ten years younger than them and they needed to look out for their little brother. Yes they are old lesbians and they live the perfect "white picket fence" suburban lifetstyle and yes they know im a ravaging college alcoholic dude getting by, but man they are the best!.. On my last trip to see them i brought up the fact that i needed a pot to cook my famous "corn mock chow" in. And by the time the conversation was over i was guaranteed a full line of fantastic kitchen accesories.. man this is good stuff..
     
  2. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    my friend has lesbian aunts, he says they are neet
     
  3. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    PS.. you dont have to post or anything.. just give my paragraph a glance and skip it if you want.. let it die.. i dont care.. i just wanted to present my story to a little bit of an audience..
     
  4. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    yeah man.. they are farm out..
     
  5. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    their brother wasent adopted was he? cuz my friends lesbian aunts are cool, we supposed to go see them...
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    wrinkley lesbos are my favorites!
     
  7. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    nawwww... not adopted.
     
  8. FuckWhitey

    FuckWhitey Banned

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 482 Likes Received: 0
    shit, I always said that if I were a woman Id be a lesbian, or a total slut that gives it up to anyone. Post pics of your aunts dildos and shit like that.
     
  9. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    man. i wish lesbo moms were as cool as gay aunts.
     
  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Oh the subtle irony of the words 'gay' and
    'fantastic' being in the same sentence.

    Good story tho, I'll bump for gay aunts.
    Send 'em my way, I like chicks too!















    P.S. Don't tell them I have a dick.
    -Your friend,
    26
     
  11. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    p.s. I needa get some of that cookware sohn!
     
  12. WorldBench

    WorldBench Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 27, 2003 Messages: 9,391 Likes Received: 272
    telo cracks me up:lol: :crazy:
     
  13. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37

    Yeah bruh- Get a Top of the line set of pans,pots,plates,bowls and even utensils.. Im pumped brother. real pumped
     
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