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i stink plus to top it off i have gas (the goings on of boogies holiday)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Dec 22, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    office party- i thought it was going to suck but it didnt....i got the hot girl for my secret santa so i didnt really mind spending a little money on her, on top of that i got a 1/5 of jack daniels and some whisky glasses from mine, plus lots of food....

    4 hour drive- this was awesome because i slept until 8 and by the time i returned the porn i rented it ended up being 9 before i got on the road meaning i missed all the traffic, on top of that it was a steady 70 all the way home with a few 55's thrown in on some 2 lane windy roads....i got to play race car driver plus i found a techno tape from 97 under my seat so i listened to that and actually enjoyed it....verdict, driving fast at 1am on country roads is fun but it also makes you a good target for a bored cop

    being home- its awesome because i got to sleep in my old room with no girlfriend stealing covers from me....ive decied she is the reason i cant sleep in on the weekends intead of the previous assumtion it was from getting up at 6am on the weekdays....also my cats are here....oh yeah, and my family....its going to be a good 5 days of nothing....i think later ill go paint "the wall" in my back yard (leftover from this summers graffiti hiatus) so my mom has something new to look at while she cooks....being home is great....

    some goddamn pot luck/ party i have to attend- this will suck, i have to go over and pretend i enjoy being there, mostly because my girlfriend is too nice just to tell these people they suck, they throw shitty parties so no ones comming, not even us.....id tell them but my girlfriend would still go so i would be self defeating.....luckly im "very busy tonight", i have a long list of things to do that dont involve being around these people such as sitting in front of the television with my cat, hopefully it will be a 20 minute visit. these people suck because:
    1: they pretend they drink but they dont....they just have one beer and then get a headache....if you cant drink say so, dont be a sheep about it....
    2: they are disfunctional as hell and basically suck at life, constantly comparing their relationship to the one me and my girl have....because once again they are morons....if i went on this would be another 5 paragraphs....these people need to stop trying to have friends and just go away.....

    this break is awesome....bye
  2. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    yo yesterday when i watched lord of the rings i had bad gas i kept busting out like a line of 4 farts every 2 minutes. that makes like a ratio compass equation theorem of 360 farts during the approximate value of 3 hours of elf orc madness.

    yo if you only knew how long it took me to calculate that blah blah you would laugh your pants into the sky and then laugh your socks off too because its probably wrong.